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The funniest joke in the world
My dog has no nose! How does it smell? ______________!
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10-27-10 04:50 AM
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Here’s how it goes, this thread is a replication of the funniest joke in the world sketch from Monty Python and later recreated on Family guy, when instead of killing you, like the former, the funniest joke in the world this time makes Peter, involuntarily mess himself.

e.g.

My dog has no nose!
How does it smell?
Awful!

Okay here goes:

My burger has no beef!
How does it taste?
Here’s how it goes, this thread is a replication of the funniest joke in the world sketch from Monty Python and later recreated on Family guy, when instead of killing you, like the former, the funniest joke in the world this time makes Peter, involuntarily mess himself.

e.g.

My dog has no nose!
How does it smell?
Awful!

Okay here goes:

My burger has no beef!
How does it taste?


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With its taste buns!

My ears were chopped off!
How can I hear?
With its taste buns!

My ears were chopped off!
How can I hear?

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marioisawesome : very badly! particularly if it was an Ipod

I have no brain,
how can I think? (and the trouble is I would love to answer this one myself: well it never..........)
marioisawesome : very badly! particularly if it was an Ipod

I have no brain,
how can I think? (and the trouble is I would love to answer this one myself: well it never..........)

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hi im new here and i love jokes.
hi im new here and i love jokes.


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captain underpants : that was really off topic, and pointless. try not to do it again, please

back to the thread- my answer: (well it never) thought. (that right?)

i have no eyes.
how can i see?

    captain underpants : that was really off topic, and pointless. try not to do it again, please

    back to the thread- my answer: (well it never) thought. (that right?)

    i have no eyes.
    how can i see?

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