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funniest joke you ever heard ?

 

10-26-10 05:12 PM
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what is the funniest joke you ever heard ??
I've heard loads here's one I can think of at the
minute I'll add a few better ones later ok -


Innkeeper- The room is £15 a night It's £10 if you make your own bed
Guest- I'll make my own bed
Innkeeper- Good I'll get you some nails and wood
what is the funniest joke you ever heard ??
I've heard loads here's one I can think of at the
minute I'll add a few better ones later ok -


Innkeeper- The room is £15 a night It's £10 if you make your own bed
Guest- I'll make my own bed
Innkeeper- Good I'll get you some nails and wood


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so there are three guys in the woods. all of the sudden cannibals start chasing them. the catch up to them and say we wont eat you if you find 7 of any type of food. the first guy bring backs 7 apples, the cannibals say "good now stick them up your but!" he gets two up there and fails. the next guy comes back with 7 grapes. they say the same to him, he get 6 up there then breaks out in laughter. in heven he says "why did you laugh you were so close." he says "the last guy brought back 7 pineapples!"






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so there are three guys in the woods. all of the sudden cannibals start chasing them. the catch up to them and say we wont eat you if you find 7 of any type of food. the first guy bring backs 7 apples, the cannibals say "good now stick them up your but!" he gets two up there and fails. the next guy comes back with 7 grapes. they say the same to him, he get 6 up there then breaks out in laughter. in heven he says "why did you laugh you were so close." he says "the last guy brought back 7 pineapples!"






tell me if you got it

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Well the one I have is really um racist. I don't normally think that racism is funny but this joke just kind of struck me as pretty funny. I will not post it though because it is not kind to all people.
Well the one I have is really um racist. I don't normally think that racism is funny but this joke just kind of struck me as pretty funny. I will not post it though because it is not kind to all people.

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I thought on many but I only found 2 that may have any sense for you:
- what's the differences between a politician hit by car and a dog hit by car? There are car braking marks before the dog
- how can you make a bunch of old ladies scream sh*t? You scream "Bingo!"

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Long in the tooth Atari: running smoothly
Xbox360 Falcon bought for US$ 700,00, used for 6 months: May devil be with it and guard it
I thought on many but I only found 2 that may have any sense for you:
- what's the differences between a politician hit by car and a dog hit by car? There are car braking marks before the dog
- how can you make a bunch of old ladies scream sh*t? You scream "Bingo!"

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PS2: Fine.
Mega Driver with 71 games: Nice.
Super Nintendo bought at the fair for US$ 25,00: Double Nice.
Turbo Game VG9000T bought at the same fair for US$ 5,00: Just Great.
Black Mega Driver 3 found in a trash can with 4 cartridges: works like a charm.
Long in the tooth Atari: running smoothly
Xbox360 Falcon bought for US$ 700,00, used for 6 months: May devil be with it and guard it

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I've heard all kinds of jokes, I just don't think that they are funny

I can't find a real good one to post here. I'll edit this post if I find one later.


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I've heard all kinds of jokes, I just don't think that they are funny

I can't find a real good one to post here. I'll edit this post if I find one later.



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Here's one of the best puns I've seen:

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting larger. And then it hit me.
Here's one of the best puns I've seen:

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting larger. And then it hit me.

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ugh if i said some of the funniest they wouldnt really make sense unless you saw the whole thing but most of the funniest ive heard are in this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78a8C8HMD7I
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ugh if i said some of the funniest they wouldnt really make sense unless you saw the whole thing but most of the funniest ive heard are in this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78a8C8HMD7I


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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them suddenly collapses. The other hunter, shocked, whips out his cell phone and calls 911. The emergency operator picks up.
Emergency Operator- "Hello, what's your emergency.
Hunter- "I think my friend is dead!"
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EO- "Make sure he's dead."
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I once read on a bathroom stall "The joke is in your hands."

I laughed then laughed some more.
I once read on a bathroom stall "The joke is in your hands."

I laughed then laughed some more.

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Yeah i got it.
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two tomatos walked over a road, one of them got hit by a car and the other tomato said "Hey come on ketchup!" GET IT??
two tomatos walked over a road, one of them got hit by a car and the other tomato said "Hey come on ketchup!" GET IT??


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The gravity pushed your nose too hard My friend invented this one...
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

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Stikk : What's the difference between peanut butter and jam

i dont no what is it ???
Stikk : What's the difference between peanut butter and jam

i dont no what is it ???

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