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funniest joke you ever heard ?

 

10-26-10 05:12 PM
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what is the funniest joke you ever heard ??
I've heard loads here's one I can think of at the
minute I'll add a few better ones later ok -


Innkeeper- The room is £15 a night It's £10 if you make your own bed
Guest- I'll make my own bed
Innkeeper- Good I'll get you some nails and wood
what is the funniest joke you ever heard ??
I've heard loads here's one I can think of at the
minute I'll add a few better ones later ok -


Innkeeper- The room is £15 a night It's £10 if you make your own bed
Guest- I'll make my own bed
Innkeeper- Good I'll get you some nails and wood
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so there are three guys in the woods. all of the sudden cannibals start chasing them. the catch up to them and say we wont eat you if you find 7 of any type of food. the first guy bring backs 7 apples, the cannibals say "good now stick them up your but!" he gets two up there and fails. the next guy comes back with 7 grapes. they say the same to him, he get 6 up there then breaks out in laughter. in heven he says "why did you laugh you were so close." he says "the last guy brought back 7 pineapples!"






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so there are three guys in the woods. all of the sudden cannibals start chasing them. the catch up to them and say we wont eat you if you find 7 of any type of food. the first guy bring backs 7 apples, the cannibals say "good now stick them up your but!" he gets two up there and fails. the next guy comes back with 7 grapes. they say the same to him, he get 6 up there then breaks out in laughter. in heven he says "why did you laugh you were so close." he says "the last guy brought back 7 pineapples!"






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Well the one I have is really um racist. I don't normally think that racism is funny but this joke just kind of struck me as pretty funny. I will not post it though because it is not kind to all people.
Well the one I have is really um racist. I don't normally think that racism is funny but this joke just kind of struck me as pretty funny. I will not post it though because it is not kind to all people.
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I thought on many but I only found 2 that may have any sense for you:
- what's the differences between a politician hit by car and a dog hit by car? There are car braking marks before the dog
- how can you make a bunch of old ladies scream sh*t? You scream "Bingo!"

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PS2: Fine.
Mega Driver with 71 games: Nice.
Super Nintendo bought at the fair for US$ 25,00: Double Nice.
Turbo Game VG9000T bought at the same fair for US$ 5,00: Just Great.
Black Mega Driver 3 found in a trash can with 4 cartridges: works like a charm.
Long in the tooth Atari: running smoothly
Xbox360 Falcon bought for US$ 700,00, used for 6 months: May devil be with it and guard it
I thought on many but I only found 2 that may have any sense for you:
- what's the differences between a politician hit by car and a dog hit by car? There are car braking marks before the dog
- how can you make a bunch of old ladies scream sh*t? You scream "Bingo!"

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PS2: Fine.
Mega Driver with 71 games: Nice.
Super Nintendo bought at the fair for US$ 25,00: Double Nice.
Turbo Game VG9000T bought at the same fair for US$ 5,00: Just Great.
Black Mega Driver 3 found in a trash can with 4 cartridges: works like a charm.
Long in the tooth Atari: running smoothly
Xbox360 Falcon bought for US$ 700,00, used for 6 months: May devil be with it and guard it
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I've heard all kinds of jokes, I just don't think that they are funny

I can't find a real good one to post here. I'll edit this post if I find one later.
I've heard all kinds of jokes, I just don't think that they are funny

I can't find a real good one to post here. I'll edit this post if I find one later.
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Here's one of the best puns I've seen:

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting larger. And then it hit me.
Here's one of the best puns I've seen:

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting larger. And then it hit me.
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ugh if i said some of the funniest they wouldnt really make sense unless you saw the whole thing but most of the funniest ive heard are in this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78a8C8HMD7I
ugh if i said some of the funniest they wouldnt really make sense unless you saw the whole thing but most of the funniest ive heard are in this show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78a8C8HMD7I
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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them suddenly collapses. The other hunter, shocked, whips out his cell phone and calls 911. The emergency operator picks up.
Emergency Operator- "Hello, what's your emergency.
Hunter- "I think my friend is dead!"
EO- "Are you sure he's dead?"
H- "Well, no."
EO- "Make sure he's dead."
A shot rings out through the woods.
H- "OK, now what?"

Two hunters are in the woods. One of them suddenly collapses. The other hunter, shocked, whips out his cell phone and calls 911. The emergency operator picks up.
Emergency Operator- "Hello, what's your emergency.
Hunter- "I think my friend is dead!"
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H- "OK, now what?"

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I once read on a bathroom stall "The joke is in your hands."

I laughed then laughed some more.
I once read on a bathroom stall "The joke is in your hands."

I laughed then laughed some more.
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Yeah i got it.
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two tomatos walked over a road, one of them got hit by a car and the other tomato said "Hey come on ketchup!" GET IT??
two tomatos walked over a road, one of them got hit by a car and the other tomato said "Hey come on ketchup!" GET IT??
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The gravity pushed your nose too hard My friend invented this one...
The gravity pushed your nose too hard My friend invented this one...
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
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Stikk : What's the difference between peanut butter and jam

i dont no what is it ???
Stikk : What's the difference between peanut butter and jam

i dont no what is it ???
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