well my funniest accident I've ever had was also one of my sorest. it was when i was about 8 years old it was when my mum was dropping me of at school she left me on the corner of the road and i was running along the footpath looking behind me waving bye to my mum and i turned around and ran straight into a lamp-post and split open my eyebrow. just after i done that i was screaming and waving my hands about in pain and i looked around to my mum about 30 meters up the road and she was still waving at me thinking i was still waving at her hahaha shes got a bad eye sight so cant blame her really haha its funny looking back now. but it was so painful when it happened

I would like to here other peoples funniest accidents ever so please leave a comment and let me no. thanks.

Oh lord The most funniest/craziest/more embarrassing accident I've ever had was in elementary school..I believe it was in the third grade...could have be the fourth...but the school was giving out awards for what we call "Field Day" it's a day of the whole school year where the students compete in numerous fun activities like track and field, highest jump, farthest throw etc. Well I got first place for a game called Accuracy throw where they make similar to a dart board circle on the school wall outside with different points. The middle obviously being the highest number to hit. We were giving 3 tries and all 3 tries I hit the center which gave me the high score! Any way..were in the auditorium ready to receive our rewards...my name was called for first place...as I'm walking up the stairs to receive my award...guess what happens?! I bust my bum in front of the entire school...it was so over whelming at that time...but I laughed it off and made it seem as though I MEANT to do it ....gosh that was so awkward, glad it's over.

I have already had a very embarrassing accident in a friend's home. So it happens that I was there helping her w/ the cleaning, and she left home for a few secs to put garbage out on street for pickup. I'm not a very tall person, so I was over a chair trying to reach some books, when it suddenly happened: I felt on my backs, but over her husband, who was behind me, making a huge noise. And so it happens that she enters home and sees me laying on the floor over her husband while his arms are around my waist. Then she looks at me very serious and says "if you're planning to cheat on me with my husband at my home, you should at least choose a moment that I'm not in". I froze. I didn't even know the guy was at home! I could swear he wasn't until he appeared under me out of nowhere! And I was desperate, trying to think on what to say when she starts to laugh histrionically and says "You should had seen your face". Then she told me that her husband had just arrived home and that 5 seconds later his arrival she heard the big noise and rushed in to see what had happened.


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hahahaha that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard hahaha i say that beats my one hahah

I have 2. When i was like 6 and in day care, i was not feeling so good and i was sitting in a chair. I started to fell sick to my stomach but could not get up. I ended up throwing up a big pile right into my lap!

Also when i was about 18 i remember trying to open a door and pulling then letting go and my hand just feel down and hit myself in the groin. It was painful but also hilarious.

While I was dating my ex girlfriend a few years ago, we were leaving a store with another friend and I decided to run to her car and kind of jump off the fender above one of the front wheels. Well, when I jumped, I must have done it too hard or something and instead of just jumping off, I left a nice sized dent in the car.
Hmm....I wonder if that's why she broke up with me!

i hit a small child while riding my bike by accident..... his dad was a big black gangster. him and his friends wanted to kisk my bumbum. aint gonna happen though because i am an elite trained ninja.

Saying, "This is where I s***." when I meant to say sit... Oh wow. I just announced to the entire bus that I crap on seats. Even if I don't.

Just today, my class was canceled and I realized that I have time to catch the bus before I have to wait another hour. I was running-slowing-walking-running again and suddenly I see this other student riding her bike. I guess we figured that the other person would just move out of the way but that is not what happened. Anyway, she slow crashed into me while I tried to grip the handle bars to help so that she wouldn't harm my you-know-whats. It was embarrassing more than anything else. It's times like this that I wish my friend went to college with me.

I fell down a flight of stairs. But it was one that stops in the middle and keeps going, so I go to get up and I do this move to get up and my feet get on the rail. I quickly start grinding on my feet down the rail, in front of the capitol building! I was then taken by security for being a disruption and I had to wait until they thought I "learned my lesson" Still really fun though, I was scraped up pretty bad.

It was a few years back and we had a really back winter here in Ohio.So our school let us out early in the day.So fate had written disaster for me because I live on the other side o town because there were no schools that were close to my house.Usually on a clear day it would take me like 2 hours to get home.But the day it took me well over 4 just to get downtown to connect to my next bus,2 more to wait for the connection,and then another hour to get home.

This is where the accident came (no I didn't wet myself). I used to live at the bottom of a hill so there was no was the bus was going to to take me to my stop,so the driver let a group of my neighbors and my self off at the top and told us we had to walk down this icy hill of death.I was stupid that year and thought it was a good I idea to by wedge heal boots. As soon as I started down the hill gravity betrayed me and sent my spiraling on my butt down the hill. When I hit the bottom all I could do is lay in the snow and look up at the sky and wonder why I went to school that day.

The first to come to mind was when I was tossing a football around with a friend from house-to-house on the sidewalk. As I was backing to catch it I forgot there was a RV trailer in the driveway with the hitch sticking out over the sidewalk. So I tripped over it a landed straight on my tailbone. It was funny because it hurt so bad that it knocked the breath out of me for about ten seconds.

The other day I popped off loudly in class next to a friend. It was seriously embarrassing, but I felt like laughing.

KlawedFlaw : Exactly what happened to you happened to me, only someone stole my seat in class and I said, "Excuse me, but I s*** there." I have ALWAYS been teased about that. Thank God I'm not in Elementary/Middle school any more.

me and my freinds were walking up the stairs to class once. and i fell up the stairs. i still havent lived it down lol

I was running during karate and I turned around for a second to respond to someone and when I turned back I ran into the half wall. I don't know what it's actually called, but it's a wall that only goes up to adult waist level. I half flipped over it and pushed myself back with my hands. I wasn't hurt at all so everyone agreed it was funny.

The other day I was racing to the bus stop (even though it wouldn't be there for another 15 minutes) and I slipped on the ice. My whole life flashed before my eyes...not really. However, it did feel as if everything was going in slow motion. Anyway, I fell really hard on my bum. I was laughing, cussing (from the pain, which actually helps ease it according to Mythbusters), and walking slowly the rest of the way. This old man saw me and I was just so embarrassed.

I don't know how old I were, but I was playing that I am a cat trying to catch a bird and I climbed onto a big desk and jumped because cats always jump around anyway I ended up breaking my collarbone.

NotJon : That's pretty funny. That happened to me one then once so I understand the pain....


Another funny/embarrassing moment I had was laughing so hard while drinking milk..and having it spew out of my nose. Ugh! It was gross and utterly embarrassing. I didn't even know that was possible...

I was riding my bike next to my friend who was walking, we were going to my house to play Xbox. When we were up at my house i braked, not even very hard, and I endoed that bike and hit the soft ground. It was pretty funny.