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Day 1, Sunday.


The movie for today will be "Stephen King's IT" and after that there will be a few episodes of "The Simpsons" and then there will be supper.

There will be a canteen, with Vizzed Soda, Vizzed Cola, Vizzaster Energy Drink, Vizzed Potato Chips in any flavor, and pie by the slice.

The menu for today will be Meatloaf and Scalloped Potatoes, dashed lightly with oregano and cinnamon, drizzled in gravy forming a happy face. Dessert will be pies, tasty pies.

After supper, there will be a Harry Potter marathon, due to high demand by bigNATE.

You will go to your respected rooms at 2AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 2:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.

Day 2, Monday.

The conductor for today will be Sharktopus, a man eating shark with octopus tentacules.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, eggs, cereal, or sausage with hashbrowns.

We will then have Free time until Lunch and we will provide a Internet Session, a Library, and Cooking Classes.

For lunch there will be Pie, a Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger, and Pepsi.

We will have story time with Klown at 1:00PM server time in the ChatRoom.

Afterwords, there will be a stupidity fest, starting with reading big the cat's diary, a pie throwing contest, a shoe smelling tournament, and attacking Zamiel.

The rest of the day will be Weapon Themed, as we are having a gun party.

For supper there will be a functional gun, crafted from deli meats and bullets made of hot dogs, and Death by chocolate, a functioning rifle made of chocolate and fudge bullets. Shoot yourself in the head with it, we don't care, just as long as you lick it up.

After supper, there will be a showing of Kick-Ass, and then a few gun themed episodes of American Dad! and then we will be watching the Die Hard trilogy.

There will be social time after the movies, and you may go to your bunks and talk with your "Roomies".

You will go to your respected rooms at 2AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 2:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.




The next day we stop at a train station at a waterpark and we might pick up one more person. More information will be added, pick up the next Schedule at the Caboose to be summoned here.

I'm supposed to uh, say that there will be Allowences, things will start, Erm- costing Fun Bucks. Fun Bucks will be the money you will be using.


The Menu will be:

Vizzed Soda/Cola - $1

VizChips - $1

Vizzaster Energy - $2

Pie - $3

For the, erm- canteen.

WiFi - $5
Power Plug Usage - $5

There we go. If you want this newsletter/schedule sent to your room, please Favorite This Thread.

Tuesday - Day 3 - WaterPark Spectacular. - ~sakura~ day.

Today is a fun day. The Krabby Patty monster will be our conductor.



You will all be woken up by Klown at 8:00 AM server time.

You will arrive at the train station at 10:00AM server time.

You will leave the station at 10:15AM server time.

Everybody will line up and give Klown $10 for bracelets.

Everybody will have a good time at the water park, which has the biggest Log Flume of all time, and a really big and fast rollercoaster as highlights. There will also be free food in the mini "Town Square", along with a Video Game room, and a circus performance by Klown.
Every ride known to man will also be there.

You will depart at 5:00PM for the next destination.

At 7:00 you will eat supper, food will be a super surprise soup made of Rocks. Dessert will be Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake.

Canteen will be opened, and the prices will be as Klown has previously stated.

The movie for tonight will be the new version of Clash Of The Titans.

Afterwords, there will be a few episodes of "South Park", ending with the episode about ManBearPig.

There will be a documentary about Sharktopus, a spoofed monster who has also serve as out conductor.

And to finish the night off, there will be a party, with mosh pits and every genre of music not including country. This will be in the third cart, next to your rooms on the fourth cart.

You will go to your respected rooms at 2AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 2:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.

alexanyways : NO COUNTRY MUSIC?! THAT'S DISCRIMINATION I SAY!

hey alex just wondering could i start up my own ds game shop on the train?they only cost 1 funbucks each and the funds go directly to you or whatever you want.....please?

big fat cat : Of course, let everybody know about it.

may i be able to make a thread about it alex?

big fat cat : Sorry, I won't allow that!

ok but can i put the shop in my siggy?you know like letting people know which page its on in the thread?

big fat cat : Okay! That sounds like a good idea.

ṃøṉḋαÿ, υṃ... ḋαÿ 30, ḋïṉṉεɾ ώïll сøṉṡïṡτ øƒ, υṃ, вαќεḋ сhïсќεṉ αṉḋ сøɾṉ ṡτïсќṡ ώïτh α ṡïḋε øƒ ρυɾρlε lεṃøṉαḋε. ώε ώïll τhεṉ, εɾɾ, ώατсh ṡøṃε τεlεṿïṡïøṉ øƒ ÿøυɾ сhøïсε, αṉḋ hαɾɾÿ ρøττεɾ 9 1/2. τhεṉ ώε ώïll вε ώατсhïṉģ τhε, εɾɾ, вαсќ τø τhε Æ’υτυɾε τɾïløģÿ.

Day 34, Thursday

The day will be Stupid themed, as we are having a surge of boring.

The conductor for today will be a rowdy little gang of LOLcats who flew in on roflcopterskates, the worlds oldest source of quick transportation.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be bacon, big fat cat's shedded hair, and bully's shopping cart.

In between breakfast and lunch, Klown will be selecting one lucky sheep to be hurled into the sun. You can watch, and bring some baseball bats to roughen the sheep up!

Lunch will be haggus, corn on cob, Pea flavored Jones, and a small bag of marbles.

Afterwords, there will be a stupidity fest, beginning with everybody talking with strange different accents, rubbing cream on their toes (and elbows), and then licking the cream off, we'll also be tributing the styles of Jimi Hendrix by smashing guitars on each other.

T-Hen (pun) we will at like chickens and go to the petting zoo that Robert7 discovered in the bathroom.


For supper there will be tacos, a small phone book, and a edible talking fish head that sings in your throat.


After supper, there will be a showing of Idiocracy, and then a few episodes of Flying Circus, and then we will be watching the Holy trilogy, by every bodies favorite show people, Monty Python.


You will go to your respected rooms at 2AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 2:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time to help you sleep.

~waves to LOLcats~

so you want my hair huh? catch me then!

also I have my own haggus thank you very much!

and ZOMG! monty python! ive just got into that! awesome lineup!

cool, so whats the schedule for today? if i may ask. but.... [takes picture of every LOLcat in the LOLcat poses.]

MegaRevolution1 : Whenever I do not release a new newsletter, that day is the same as the one that I posted on.

Not being rude, but the caboose is now restricted for RSARPSTF writing staff, such as me and Klown. If you would like to ask questions, do it in the thread.

Day 38, Monday

The day will be bird themed, as requested by our furry friend, big fat cat.

The conductor for today will be a group of penguins, a flightless bird that flew in from riding something that can fly. (An eight headed sixteen footed monster that descends from a hydra and a chicken mating.

Breakfast will be at dawn. There will be turkey bacon, big fat cat's catch of the day, and chicken flavored powdered potatoes.

In between breakfast and lunch, you may give some Kiwi's interviews on what it feels like to be the national bird of New Zealand (example) and other things.

Lunch will be that stupid fat bird that thought that Klown was his mother, who then got shoved into a cooking pan, that bird's seasoned feathers, and some mixed bird feed.

T-Hen (pun) we will act like chickens like last time and go to the bathroom, Klown set up a group of chickens, and then you can shoot them, if you choose not to, then please go to your rooms, and there will be a gift package of Peeps.


For supper there will be a weird variant of egg that is served in China, penguin, and some kiwi fruits.


After supper, there will be a showing of Birdzilla (Godzilla, but with a baby chick),and then a few episodes of shows that mention birds (Monty Python, Family Guy, The Simpsons) , and then we will be watching the trilogy of movies that Klown made, a drama/comedy series about a depressed chicken in a feed lot, who then makes a run for it and escapes, at first it's easy, but it becomes an adventure, and then we will watch a documentary of Bird Flu's victims.


You will go to your respected rooms at 2AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 2:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time
to help you sleep.
big fat cat : Happy now? Reply in the RSARPSTF thread.

Hmm, I'll have Klown write the schedule for Tuesday, maybe a theme day, or a special place.

Klown : GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND MAKE A SCHEDULE NOW!

ḋαÿ 45, τυεṡḋαÿ

τhε ḋαÿ ώïll вε υṃ, ɾøвøτïсαllÿ τhεṃεḋ, αṡ ώε ρøøρ lυģṉυτṡ.

τhε сøṉḋυсτøɾ ƒøɾ τøḋαÿ ïṡ ρεḋøвεαɾ! høρε ÿøυ ќÃ¯ḋṡ hαṿε, εɾ, Æ’υṉ.

вɾεαќÆ’αṡτ ώïll вε ατ ḋαώṉ. τhεɾε ώïll вε вαсøṉ, εģģṡ, τøαṡτÿ τøαṡτ, αṉḋ ģlυε.

ïṉ вετώεεṉ вɾεαќÆ’αṡτ αṉḋ lυṉсh, ќløώṉ ώïll вε ṡεlεсτïṉģ øṉε lυсќÃ¿ ṡhεερ τø вε hυɾlεḋ ïṉτø τhε ṡυṉ. ÿøυ сαṉ ώατсh, αṉḋ υh, вɾïṉģ ṡøṃε вαṡεвαll вατṡ τø ɾøυģhεṉ τhε ṡhεερ υρ!

lυṉсh ώïll вε Æ’υṉ вυɾģεɾṡ, ṡïllÿ Æ’ɾïεṡ, αṉḋ ρυɾρlε сαɾɾøτṡ. αṉḋ ḋεṡṡεɾτ ώïll вε сhøсølατε ṃøøṡṡε.

αÆ’τεɾ lυṉсh, ώε'll јυṃρ ɾøρε ώïτh τhε ḋεαḋ ṡhεερ'ṡ ïṉτεṡτïṉεṡ!

τhεṉ ώε'll εατ ώhατεṿεɾ'ṡ lεÆ’τ.


ƒøɾ ṡυρρεɾ τhεɾε ώïll вε εɾɾ, ṡραģhεττï, ṃεατвαllṡ (ṃαḋε Æ’ɾøṃ ṡhεερ), αṉḋ αṉÿ øτhεɾ ṿεģεταвlε. αṉḋ ḋεṡṡεɾτ ώïll вε øṉïøṉ сαќεṡ.


αÆ’τεɾ ṡυρρεɾ, τhεɾε ώïll вε α ṡhøώïṉģ øƒ ṉατïøṉαl τɾεαṡυɾε, αṉḋ τhεṉ α Æ’εώ ερïṡøḋεṡ øƒ høυṡε, αṉḋ τhεṉ ώε ώïll вε ώατсhïṉģ τhε вlαṉќ сhαṉṉεl ώïτh τhε ρɾεττÿ, εɾɾ, сøløɾṡ, ṿεɾÿ εχсïτïṉģ.

ḋυɾïṉģ ώhïсh, τhεɾε ώïll вε α ραɾτÿ ƒøɾ τhε ραṉḋα ģïαṉτ. hε'ṡ τυɾṉïṉģ, υṃ, 392 τhïṡ ÿεαɾ.


ÿøυ ώïll ģø τø ÿøυɾ ɾεṡρεсτεḋ ɾøøṃṡ ατ 2αṃ, τhøυģh ÿøυ αɾε ρεɾṃïττεḋ τø ģø ατ αṉÿ τïṃε ρɾïøɾ.

lïģhτṡ øυτ ώïll вε ατ 2:30αṃ, τhøυģh ÿøυ ṃαÿ τυɾṉ øƒƒ τhε lïģhτṡ ïṉ ÿøυɾ ɾøøṃ ατ αṉÿ τïṃε τø hεlρ ÿøυ ṡlεερ.

сøṉģɾατṡ øṉ ĕṉαl 4 τø ṿïʐώïʐ123, сɾøṉø, вïģ Æ’ατ сατ, αṉḋ ɾøвεɾτ7!

ṡøɾɾÿ τø hεαɾ αвøυτ τhε ṡεсøṉḋ ḋεατh øƒ τhε ṡhαḋøώ ḋɾαģøṉ, ώhø τɾïεḋ τø ṡṉεαќ hïṡ ώαÿ τhïṡ Æ’αɾ.

Day 49, Saturday

The day will be a special day!!!

FEET WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES AS WE ALL WAKE UP BY THE PA THAT TURNED INTO A GIRAFFE'S UNCLE NAMED SHERM WHO YELLS A LOT!!!

WE'LL LEAVE THE TRAIN MIDSPEED, AND BE PICKED UP MY A MAGICAL HORSE CAVALCADE!

ThEn wE WiLl rIdE OfF To a mAgIcAl pLaCe, FuLl oF BuTtErFlIeS ThAt pOoP LoLlYpOpS AnD SmElL NiCe!!!

Food will be whatever you think of, because whatever you think of actually happens and appears.

We will ride ponies that are made of rainbows, drop-kick a midget, break a mirror under a ladder on a black cat, and then we'll buy lottery tickets!!!

Chuck Norris will teach us how to roundhouse kick, and kill people with a thumb.

There will be some free time as me and Klown clear out the demonstration bodies, and you can do whatever you think of!


We will then meet up with the Elephant Butler who's flying on his magic carpet, and go back to the moving train with the Elephant.

You will go to your respected rooms at 2AM, though you are permitted to go at any time prior.

Lights out will be at 2:30AM, though you may turn off the lights in your room at any time
to help you sleep.

To anybody still receiving this newsletter, be sure to join in on the next RSARP, RSARPMTS.

It's a sticky on this forum.


Anyways, sit back, sign up, open a pickle jar of fun, and be sure to be part of the next game.


I'll close this now.