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11-27-18 09:29 PM
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I've been slowly buying Steam games from the Vizzed Market.

But here's the thing.

I don't have a Steam.

So all those codes are worthless.

So someone will win every single one that's left. All of them.

All you have to do is post a joke. All the good ones will be entered to win. And then someone will win. The games.

Go.
I've been slowly buying Steam games from the Vizzed Market.

But here's the thing.

I don't have a Steam.

So all those codes are worthless.

So someone will win every single one that's left. All of them.

All you have to do is post a joke. All the good ones will be entered to win. And then someone will win. The games.

Go.
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11-28-18 12:50 AM
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>All you have to do is post a joke.
>Interprets this as "I can post more than one"

Here's one I posted on Facebook a while back (I made it up):

...so I, um, tried improv comedy once. Each person was assigned a topic and had to deliver a line based on it. My topic? The DMV. I was booed off the stage because the line went on too long.

I also made a bunch of knock-knock jokes a while back. Here are some of my faves:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smokey the Bear.
Smokey the Bear who?
You’re under arrest for arson. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
You! We're the IRS.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Kai.
Kai who?
I’m Kai you!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doug.
Doug who?
I don’t want none of those dougs, I prefer rubbing a pug, everybody now!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jakku is a desert planet featured in Star Wars.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Exactly. Get out of my house.
>All you have to do is post a joke.
>Interprets this as "I can post more than one"

Here's one I posted on Facebook a while back (I made it up):

...so I, um, tried improv comedy once. Each person was assigned a topic and had to deliver a line based on it. My topic? The DMV. I was booed off the stage because the line went on too long.

I also made a bunch of knock-knock jokes a while back. Here are some of my faves:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smokey the Bear.
Smokey the Bear who?
You’re under arrest for arson. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
You! We're the IRS.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Kai.
Kai who?
I’m Kai you!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doug.
Doug who?
I don’t want none of those dougs, I prefer rubbing a pug, everybody now!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jakku is a desert planet featured in Star Wars.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Exactly. Get out of my house.
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11-28-18 07:47 AM
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This might be a bit inappropriate but still a good joke imho:

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow!
This might be a bit inappropriate but still a good joke imho:

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow!
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11-29-18 09:34 PM
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Starting January 1st, I will only watch movies at 1080p or above.
It's my New Years resolution!
Starting January 1st, I will only watch movies at 1080p or above.
It's my New Years resolution!
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11-29-18 09:41 PM
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zanderlex : You knew this had to show up on a giveaway.


zanderlex : You knew this had to show up on a giveaway.


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(edited by Boured on 11-29-18 09:42 PM)    

11-29-18 09:43 PM
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TheFadedWarrior : Ok this deserves one random game right away.
TheFadedWarrior : Ok this deserves one random game right away.
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11-30-18 02:57 PM
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They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

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11-30-18 04:59 PM
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Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
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jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.
Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
.............

. . .... . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .... .... ....
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... . .... . .... . ....


jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.
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11-30-18 05:00 PM
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Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
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jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.
Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
.............

. . .... . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
... . .... . .... . ....


jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.
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12-03-18 09:26 PM
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I don't want one of the games but I saw this online recently so have to share this epic joke:
The metric system is better than the imperial system by a mile
I don't want one of the games but I saw this online recently so have to share this epic joke:
The metric system is better than the imperial system by a mile
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12-04-18 12:16 AM
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danielbelitch : That's a good one.
danielbelitch : That's a good one.
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12-04-18 04:09 PM
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zanderlex : Literally, first time I ever win anything   Yeeey that's awesome
zanderlex : Literally, first time I ever win anything   Yeeey that's awesome
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12-10-18 09:42 AM
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I made up a bunch of puns and just submitted them for a contest, hoping they would make it...

...No pun in ten did.
I made up a bunch of puns and just submitted them for a contest, hoping they would make it...

...No pun in ten did.
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What do you get when a sand meets a witch?

a Sandwich
What do you get when a sand meets a witch?

a Sandwich
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UnholyArceus : good one.
UnholyArceus : good one.
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