Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Register
☷ Vizzed.com Play Retro Games Vizzed Board Video Games Game Music Market Minecraft Radio Widgets Virtual Bible
☷ Register   Login  
New Posts Your Threads All Threads Contribution Points News and Updates Active Users User Ranks Online Users Post Search
About   Users   Help
Users & Guests Online
On Page: 1
Directory: 1 & 110
Entire Site: 8 & 1576
Page Staff: tgags123, pokemon x, tgags123, supercool22, SonicOlmstead, Barathemos, Furret, geeogree,
10-20-26 09:37 PM

Forum Links

Related Threads
Coming Soon

Thread Information

Views
1,379
Replies
14
Rating
3
Status
CLOSED
Thread
Creator
zanderlex
11-27-18 09:29 PM
Last
Post
zanderlex
12-21-18 05:16 PM
Additional Thread Details
Views: 937
Today: 0
Users: 38 unique
Last User View
04-03-19
pennylessz

Thread Actions

Thread Closed
New Thread
New Poll
Order
 

Insane Steam Game Giveaway

 

11-27-18 09:29 PM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357194 | 63 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 273


POSTS: 23776/28849
POST EXP: 1962244
LVL EXP: 338529107
CP: 162965.0
VIZ: 11735152

Likes: 1  Dislikes: 0
I've been slowly buying Steam games from the Vizzed Market.

But here's the thing.

I don't have a Steam.

So all those codes are worthless.

So someone will win every single one that's left. All of them.

All you have to do is post a joke. All the good ones will be entered to win. And then someone will win. The games.

Go.
I've been slowly buying Steam games from the Vizzed Market.

But here's the thing.

I don't have a Steam.

So all those codes are worthless.

So someone will win every single one that's left. All of them.

All you have to do is post a joke. All the good ones will be entered to win. And then someone will win. The games.

Go.

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 10 days
Last Active: 4 days

Post Rating: 1   Liked By: pinkeyedtree,

11-28-18 12:50 AM
supernerd117 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357205 | 189 Words

supernerd117
Level: 146


POSTS: 6034/6187
POST EXP: 404633
LVL EXP: 37874518
CP: 17997.9
VIZ: 16734

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
>All you have to do is post a joke.
>Interprets this as "I can post more than one"

Here's one I posted on Facebook a while back (I made it up):

...so I, um, tried improv comedy once. Each person was assigned a topic and had to deliver a line based on it. My topic? The DMV. I was booed off the stage because the line went on too long.

I also made a bunch of knock-knock jokes a while back. Here are some of my faves:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smokey the Bear.
Smokey the Bear who?
You’re under arrest for arson. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
You! We're the IRS.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Kai.
Kai who?
I’m Kai you!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doug.
Doug who?
I don’t want none of those dougs, I prefer rubbing a pug, everybody now!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jakku is a desert planet featured in Star Wars.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Exactly. Get out of my house.
>All you have to do is post a joke.
>Interprets this as "I can post more than one"

Here's one I posted on Facebook a while back (I made it up):

...so I, um, tried improv comedy once. Each person was assigned a topic and had to deliver a line based on it. My topic? The DMV. I was booed off the stage because the line went on too long.

I also made a bunch of knock-knock jokes a while back. Here are some of my faves:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smokey the Bear.
Smokey the Bear who?
You’re under arrest for arson. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bill.
Bill who?
You! We're the IRS.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Kai.
Kai who?
I’m Kai you!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doug.
Doug who?
I don’t want none of those dougs, I prefer rubbing a pug, everybody now!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jakku is a desert planet featured in Star Wars.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Exactly. Get out of my house.

--------------------
John 11:35 Jesus wept.
Vizzed Elite
WOOOOOOOO


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 03-21-10
Location: Location
Last Post: 2516 days
Last Active: 995 days

11-28-18 07:47 AM
Tafarijah is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357209 | 36 Words

Tafarijah
Level: 59

POSTS: 24/865
POST EXP: 59914
LVL EXP: 1590578
CP: 5094.2
VIZ: 77624

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
This might be a bit inappropriate but still a good joke imho:

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow!
This might be a bit inappropriate but still a good joke imho:

Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow!

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-06-16
Last Post: 539 days
Last Active: 120 days

11-29-18 09:34 PM
TheFadedWarrior is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357279 | 17 Words

Level: 113


POSTS: 3523/3600
POST EXP: 267462
LVL EXP: 15809292
CP: 21311.8
VIZ: 156484

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Starting January 1st, I will only watch movies at 1080p or above.
It's my New Years resolution!
Starting January 1st, I will only watch movies at 1080p or above.
It's my New Years resolution!

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
The Melee Master


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-19-12
Location: There
Last Post: 191 days
Last Active: 1 day

11-29-18 09:41 PM
Boured is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357281 | 13 Words

Boured
18mlivingston
DanceDanceRevolution7
Level: 91


POSTS: 1732/2179
POST EXP: 104277
LVL EXP: 7357443
CP: 9390.3
VIZ: 1384651

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
zanderlex : You knew this had to show up on a giveaway.


zanderlex : You knew this had to show up on a giveaway.




--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Former Admin
The Guildmaster


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 06-23-12
Location: My Laptop
Last Post: 1855 days
Last Active: 884 days

(edited by Boured on 11-29-18 09:42 PM)    

11-29-18 09:43 PM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357283 | 9 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 273


POSTS: 23790/28849
POST EXP: 1962244
LVL EXP: 338529107
CP: 162965.0
VIZ: 11735152

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
TheFadedWarrior : Ok this deserves one random game right away.
TheFadedWarrior : Ok this deserves one random game right away.

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 10 days
Last Active: 4 days

11-30-18 02:57 PM
jlove92 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357326 | 21 Words

jlove92
Level: 59


POSTS: 864/880
POST EXP: 90012
LVL EXP: 1654996
CP: 6203.7
VIZ: 247575

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.



Trusted Member
Queen of Hearts


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 10-19-15
Location: Florida
Last Post: 2009 days
Last Active: 1453 days

11-30-18 04:59 PM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357340 | 78 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 273


POSTS: 23792/28849
POST EXP: 1962244
LVL EXP: 338529107
CP: 162965.0
VIZ: 11735152

Likes: 1  Dislikes: 0
Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
.............

. . .... . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
... . .... . .... . ....


jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.
Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
.............

. . .... . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
... . .... . .... . ....


jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 10 days
Last Active: 4 days

Post Rating: 1   Liked By: jlove92,

11-30-18 05:00 PM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357341 | 78 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 273


POSTS: 23793/28849
POST EXP: 1962244
LVL EXP: 338529107
CP: 162965.0
VIZ: 11735152

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
.............

. . .... . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
... . .... . .... . ....


jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.
Today is not an odd numbered day so it's time to pick a winner.

Winner is.....
.............

. . .... . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . .... .... ....
. . . . . . . . . .
... . .... . .... . ....


jlove92 :

Delivery will take some time because it's gonna take a while to gramtackle all the codes.

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 10 days
Last Active: 4 days

12-03-18 09:26 PM
DoctorDB is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357600 | 32 Words

DoctorDB
Level: 57

POSTS: 655/698
POST EXP: 69986
LVL EXP: 1436028
CP: 5044.7
VIZ: 121747

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
I don't want one of the games but I saw this online recently so have to share this epic joke:
The metric system is better than the imperial system by a mile
I don't want one of the games but I saw this online recently so have to share this epic joke:
The metric system is better than the imperial system by a mile

--------------------
"It's easy to do nothing, but it's hard to forgive."
Trusted Member
The Bad Wolf


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 03-14-10
Last Post: 1921 days
Last Active: 1264 days

12-04-18 12:16 AM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357607 | 5 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 273


POSTS: 23802/28849
POST EXP: 1962244
LVL EXP: 338529107
CP: 162965.0
VIZ: 11735152

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
danielbelitch : That's a good one.
danielbelitch : That's a good one.

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 10 days
Last Active: 4 days

12-04-18 04:09 PM
jlove92 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357634 | 12 Words

jlove92
Level: 59


POSTS: 865/880
POST EXP: 90012
LVL EXP: 1654996
CP: 6203.7
VIZ: 247575

Likes: 1  Dislikes: 0
zanderlex : Literally, first time I ever win anything   Yeeey that's awesome
zanderlex : Literally, first time I ever win anything   Yeeey that's awesome

Trusted Member
Queen of Hearts


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 10-19-15
Location: Florida
Last Post: 2009 days
Last Active: 1453 days

Post Rating: 1   Liked By: TheFadedWarrior,

12-10-18 09:42 AM
TouchMaster97 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1357977 | 24 Words

TouchMaster97
Level: 52


POSTS: 374/670
POST EXP: 35431
LVL EXP: 1055421
CP: 5573.2
VIZ: 220463

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
I made up a bunch of puns and just submitted them for a contest, hoping they would make it...

...No pun in ten did.
I made up a bunch of puns and just submitted them for a contest, hoping they would make it...

...No pun in ten did.

--------------------
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 08-30-16
Last Post: 61 days
Last Active: 16 hours

12-21-18 05:10 PM
UnholyArceus is Offline
Link
| ID: 1359605 | 12 Words

UnholyArceus
Level: 16


POSTS: 41/42
POST EXP: 1181
LVL EXP: 17475
CP: 155.5
VIZ: 36141

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
What do you get when a sand meets a witch?

a Sandwich
What do you get when a sand meets a witch?

a Sandwich

--------------------
Member
Sony Fanboy


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 07-08-15
Last Post: 2860 days
Last Active: 1908 days

12-21-18 05:16 PM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1359607 | 3 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 273


POSTS: 24003/28849
POST EXP: 1962244
LVL EXP: 338529107
CP: 162965.0
VIZ: 11735152

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
UnholyArceus : good one.
UnholyArceus : good one.

--------------------
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 10 days
Last Active: 4 days

Links

Page Comments

Dove4JS - 12-12-20 05:26 AM
no image
joldboy70 - 07-10-20 11:13 AM
test
joldboy70 - 07-10-20 11:12 AM
test
savage23157 - 04-08-20 01:33 PM
Hi im new vizzed
zokuza - 11-18-19 09:08 AM
final got playstaion games unlock yes baby digimon world here i com
yoshirulez! - 02-10-17 08:45 PM
MAY MAYS
yoshirulez! - 02-10-17 08:45 PM
maymays
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?
yoshirulez! - 02-07-17 11:13 PM
OwO what's this?

Adblocker detected!

Vizzed.com is very expensive to keep alive! The Ads pay for the servers.

Vizzed has 3 TB worth of games and 1 TB worth of music.  This site is free to use but the ads barely pay for the monthly server fees.  If too many more people use ad block, the site cannot survive.

We prioritize the community over the site profits.  This is why we avoid using annoying (but high paying) ads like most other sites which include popups, obnoxious sounds and animations, malware, and other forms of intrusiveness.  We'll do our part to never resort to these types of ads, please do your part by helping support this site by adding Vizzed.com to your ad blocking whitelist.

×