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The True (Extended) Ending of Super Mario Bros.

 

07-10-17 06:57 PM
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The True (Extended) Endings of Mario Games Part 1- Super Mario Bros

All of us Mario players should know the endings to the games we play. But don’t they sometimes leave you wanting to know more? Well, that’s what I’m here for! I found a secret button on the bottom right end of the emulator that you could only see if you magnify the screen 1000 times. Don’t ask me how I did it.

Anyway, I clicked on it and it revealed to me the true ending to my first Mario game (we don’t talk about Donkey Kong). I thought I’d share it with you guys in my own narrative style and see if you agree with this, or question its legitimacy!

TRANSITION

Super Mario stepped on an axe in Bowser’s castle, world 8-4 of Super Mario Bros. Bowser’s bridge collapsed and he fell into the imaginary lava. What? You think it’s real? Then how come anyone who falls into it just falls right through it instead of getting burned? It’s just an illusion! It’s just a lonnnnnnnnnnnng pit that Mario doesn’t have the patience to fall through, so he just decreases his life counter by one and then starts over.

After Bowser fell, soon to be seen again, Mario speedwalked over to Princess Peach Toadstool. Fun fact: she’s named after a mushroom, so that’s why it’s called Mushroom Kingdom. She was asleep standing up and smiling, so words appeared on the screen that said what she was supposed to say.

THANK YOU MARIO!
                                                       YOUR QUEST IS OVER.
WE PRESENT YOU A NEW QUEST.
       PUSH BUTTON B
   TO SELECT A WORLD

OK, that’s what you guys already know. Just wanted to set the stage for what happens next, which may or may not change the way you view Super Mario Bros. If it does, either I’m sorry or no problem.

Mario- “PEACH! I’m so glad to see you!… Wait, why aren’t you moving except for your breathing?”

Peach-
Mario walked up to Peach, lifted up his hat, and then tickled her face with it. At last, she was awake and energetic.

Peach- “Waitwhahuh? Whodiddat? Oh, hi Mario! Oh yeah, Nintendo gave me a script. Thank you Mar—”

Mario- “I already heard, er, saw that. Nintendo had your back. It put up the words for you while you were snoozed away in this dreamy paradise.”
Peach looked around.

Peach- “Dreamy paradise? It’s a castle, but it ain’t my castle! Aren’t you going to do the 2nd quest so I can sleep longer with a fake Bowser guarding the bridge?”

Mario- “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. Your toilet has a mind of its own again and I need to fix it. And Luigi is buying some daisies to liven up the castle. Wait. Daisy. Luigi dreamed about a girl with the same name. He must be lonely with me running around again.”

Peach- “Interesting. Well then. How do we get out of here though? I guess Bowser was actually smart enough not to tell me.”

Mario- “I say we keep running to the right until we find something. Here, hold my hand. I fixed the castle’s toilet multiple times and I’m about to do it again, so you can’t say no.”

Peach- “OK!” She giggled.

Mario and Peach ran together through the castle even though Mario had already been running his butt off for half an hour to save Peach. That man had some serious endurance. It’s probably the pasta. They ran through the repetitive black background and gray tiles of the castle for 2 minutes.

Peach- “Mario! Stop. There doesn’t seem to be anything here. Maybe there’s a better way.”

Mario- “Good point. Plus, I need to pee.”

Peach- “Seriously?”

Mario- “No. Maybe to get out, we need to break a brick and climb up. I heard from Toad before I started my quest that Bowser’s castle was built underground, right below yours. That silly spiky turtle on steroids.”

Peach- “But Mario! I don’t like watching you break bricks with your head. It looks painful.”

Mario- “Then don’t watch. Only one more problem. I’m too short to get up there. I need a boost.”

???- “I can help!”

Mario- “Whoawhatwho’sthat?”

???- “I’M TOAD! Did you really think I’d stay in world 7-4 forever?”

Mario- “No because I thought you’d travel to another castle just to tell me Peach wasn’t there. Why did you go so far back anyway?”

Toad- “I figured you would try to just run to the right to escape the castle. Did you do that?”

Mario- “Um, it was Peach’s idea.”

Peach- “WUT?”

Toad- “Alright anyway, I can help Peach give you a boost. I would just for the sake of convenience have Peach hold you and then you hold me, but I’m afraid I haven’t learned how to break bricks with my head yet.”

Mario- “I didn’t teach you that? All I taught you was how to use the toilet even though you’re shorter than the toilet.”

Toad- “You don’t need to bring that back up.”

Peach- “Guys! Less talking and more getting out of here.”

Toad- “Sorry! Mario is just being very interesting today.”

Peach- “Agreed.”

Toad- “OK so, Peach, you hoist me up and then Mario will climb onto you.”

Peach- “OK.”
Peach scooped Toad up onto her shoulders.

Toad- “Mario! You’re up. Or will be, rather. Yaa-hooooof!”
Mario climbed over a groaning, struggling but still hyper Toad, and then onto Peach’s shoulders.

Mario- “Alright, so now it’s the hard and painful part. I have to jump up there to break the brick, which normally I can’t break so it might take multiple times.

Toad (sighing)- “Ohhhhhwhoaaaaaa.”
Mario jumped up to the brick with all his might, and BONK! down he fell, right next to Peach and Toad.

Mario- “It’s a good thing falls don’t affect me unless I fall into a pit or lava!”

Toad- “Get your butt up here and brag later!”

Mario (while climbing up Toad and Peach)- “Says the one who tells me the princess is in another castle. Which is pretty obvious if you’re the one standing there.”
Mario jumped up to the brick with as much might as he could, and CRACK! went the brick. He once again landed next to Toad and Peach so Toad wouldn’t break his neck.

Mario- “Looks like Bowser ran out of money to spend perfecting these bricks after the ones where Peach was standing.”
He did the same as before and then the brick broke into pieces, some falling onto Mario’s head, Peach’s head and Toad’s head.

All 3 of them- “WHOAA-OH-OH-OHHH!”
And they all fell downnnnnnnn.

Toad- “Ow, my mushroom head!”

Peach- “Ow, my hair!”

Mario- “Ow, my foot!”

Peach- “We’ll be better later. Alright, let’s climb up one more time! Wait… Mario?”

Mario- “Yes, Princess?”

Peach- “How are all of us going to get up there if only you can jump up there?”

Mario- “I’ll help you both up by grabbing your hand. Peach, you first.”
Mario was hanging off the brick ceiling, ready to grab Peach’s hand just like he did earlier. She jumped off of Toad and Mario pulled her up there. Peach left one hand open to grab Toad. Lastly, Toad ran off to the side, got a great running start, and then jumped up the best he could with all of his shortness.

Toad- “Yaaa-hoo! Let’s get going. My whole body hurts.”

Peach- “Look! It’s a beanstalk. Let’s see if Mario was right about Mushroom Kingdom being right above us.”
They all climbed up the beanstalk, and they saw a hole with sunlight shining out of it. Once they got up, they stood in the grass and looked around. There was Peach’s castle, in good shape!

Mario- “YAHOO! Oh poop, I still gotta fix the toilet.”

Peach- “Mario, don’t worry about that. We’re here, safe and sound. Enjoy the quiet and peace of the Mushroom Kingdom Castle.”

Toad- “I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!”

Peach- “Oh, nevermind.”

Mario- “Toad, you ruined the moment.”

Peach- “Well, you did first.”

Mario- “True. Is Luigi back from his flower shopping yet?”

Luigi- “Hi Mario!”

Mario- “AAAAHHHH MAMA MIA! Oh, there you are, Luigi! Nice daisies.”

Luigi- “Thank you! It took me 3 hours to find them. Where’s a good place in the castle for them, Peach?”

Toad- “The bathroom!!”

Peach- “NO! The flowers would die after a day in there.”

Toad- “Wow, can’t you take a joke?”

Peach- “Only when I haven’t been kidnapped a few hours before.”

Luigi- “Wait, you were kidnapped? Oh no, I knew I should have waited to leave until later!”

Mario- “That’s OK, Luigi. I almost got out of the castle to kick away some non-Mario-friendly mushrooms in the castle’s lawn!”
The True (Extended) Endings of Mario Games Part 1- Super Mario Bros

All of us Mario players should know the endings to the games we play. But don’t they sometimes leave you wanting to know more? Well, that’s what I’m here for! I found a secret button on the bottom right end of the emulator that you could only see if you magnify the screen 1000 times. Don’t ask me how I did it.

Anyway, I clicked on it and it revealed to me the true ending to my first Mario game (we don’t talk about Donkey Kong). I thought I’d share it with you guys in my own narrative style and see if you agree with this, or question its legitimacy!

TRANSITION

Super Mario stepped on an axe in Bowser’s castle, world 8-4 of Super Mario Bros. Bowser’s bridge collapsed and he fell into the imaginary lava. What? You think it’s real? Then how come anyone who falls into it just falls right through it instead of getting burned? It’s just an illusion! It’s just a lonnnnnnnnnnnng pit that Mario doesn’t have the patience to fall through, so he just decreases his life counter by one and then starts over.

After Bowser fell, soon to be seen again, Mario speedwalked over to Princess Peach Toadstool. Fun fact: she’s named after a mushroom, so that’s why it’s called Mushroom Kingdom. She was asleep standing up and smiling, so words appeared on the screen that said what she was supposed to say.

THANK YOU MARIO!
                                                       YOUR QUEST IS OVER.
WE PRESENT YOU A NEW QUEST.
       PUSH BUTTON B
   TO SELECT A WORLD

OK, that’s what you guys already know. Just wanted to set the stage for what happens next, which may or may not change the way you view Super Mario Bros. If it does, either I’m sorry or no problem.

Mario- “PEACH! I’m so glad to see you!… Wait, why aren’t you moving except for your breathing?”

Peach-
Mario walked up to Peach, lifted up his hat, and then tickled her face with it. At last, she was awake and energetic.

Peach- “Waitwhahuh? Whodiddat? Oh, hi Mario! Oh yeah, Nintendo gave me a script. Thank you Mar—”

Mario- “I already heard, er, saw that. Nintendo had your back. It put up the words for you while you were snoozed away in this dreamy paradise.”
Peach looked around.

Peach- “Dreamy paradise? It’s a castle, but it ain’t my castle! Aren’t you going to do the 2nd quest so I can sleep longer with a fake Bowser guarding the bridge?”

Mario- “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no. Your toilet has a mind of its own again and I need to fix it. And Luigi is buying some daisies to liven up the castle. Wait. Daisy. Luigi dreamed about a girl with the same name. He must be lonely with me running around again.”

Peach- “Interesting. Well then. How do we get out of here though? I guess Bowser was actually smart enough not to tell me.”

Mario- “I say we keep running to the right until we find something. Here, hold my hand. I fixed the castle’s toilet multiple times and I’m about to do it again, so you can’t say no.”

Peach- “OK!” She giggled.

Mario and Peach ran together through the castle even though Mario had already been running his butt off for half an hour to save Peach. That man had some serious endurance. It’s probably the pasta. They ran through the repetitive black background and gray tiles of the castle for 2 minutes.

Peach- “Mario! Stop. There doesn’t seem to be anything here. Maybe there’s a better way.”

Mario- “Good point. Plus, I need to pee.”

Peach- “Seriously?”

Mario- “No. Maybe to get out, we need to break a brick and climb up. I heard from Toad before I started my quest that Bowser’s castle was built underground, right below yours. That silly spiky turtle on steroids.”

Peach- “But Mario! I don’t like watching you break bricks with your head. It looks painful.”

Mario- “Then don’t watch. Only one more problem. I’m too short to get up there. I need a boost.”

???- “I can help!”

Mario- “Whoawhatwho’sthat?”

???- “I’M TOAD! Did you really think I’d stay in world 7-4 forever?”

Mario- “No because I thought you’d travel to another castle just to tell me Peach wasn’t there. Why did you go so far back anyway?”

Toad- “I figured you would try to just run to the right to escape the castle. Did you do that?”

Mario- “Um, it was Peach’s idea.”

Peach- “WUT?”

Toad- “Alright anyway, I can help Peach give you a boost. I would just for the sake of convenience have Peach hold you and then you hold me, but I’m afraid I haven’t learned how to break bricks with my head yet.”

Mario- “I didn’t teach you that? All I taught you was how to use the toilet even though you’re shorter than the toilet.”

Toad- “You don’t need to bring that back up.”

Peach- “Guys! Less talking and more getting out of here.”

Toad- “Sorry! Mario is just being very interesting today.”

Peach- “Agreed.”

Toad- “OK so, Peach, you hoist me up and then Mario will climb onto you.”

Peach- “OK.”
Peach scooped Toad up onto her shoulders.

Toad- “Mario! You’re up. Or will be, rather. Yaa-hooooof!”
Mario climbed over a groaning, struggling but still hyper Toad, and then onto Peach’s shoulders.

Mario- “Alright, so now it’s the hard and painful part. I have to jump up there to break the brick, which normally I can’t break so it might take multiple times.

Toad (sighing)- “Ohhhhhwhoaaaaaa.”
Mario jumped up to the brick with all his might, and BONK! down he fell, right next to Peach and Toad.

Mario- “It’s a good thing falls don’t affect me unless I fall into a pit or lava!”

Toad- “Get your butt up here and brag later!”

Mario (while climbing up Toad and Peach)- “Says the one who tells me the princess is in another castle. Which is pretty obvious if you’re the one standing there.”
Mario jumped up to the brick with as much might as he could, and CRACK! went the brick. He once again landed next to Toad and Peach so Toad wouldn’t break his neck.

Mario- “Looks like Bowser ran out of money to spend perfecting these bricks after the ones where Peach was standing.”
He did the same as before and then the brick broke into pieces, some falling onto Mario’s head, Peach’s head and Toad’s head.

All 3 of them- “WHOAA-OH-OH-OHHH!”
And they all fell downnnnnnnn.

Toad- “Ow, my mushroom head!”

Peach- “Ow, my hair!”

Mario- “Ow, my foot!”

Peach- “We’ll be better later. Alright, let’s climb up one more time! Wait… Mario?”

Mario- “Yes, Princess?”

Peach- “How are all of us going to get up there if only you can jump up there?”

Mario- “I’ll help you both up by grabbing your hand. Peach, you first.”
Mario was hanging off the brick ceiling, ready to grab Peach’s hand just like he did earlier. She jumped off of Toad and Mario pulled her up there. Peach left one hand open to grab Toad. Lastly, Toad ran off to the side, got a great running start, and then jumped up the best he could with all of his shortness.

Toad- “Yaaa-hoo! Let’s get going. My whole body hurts.”

Peach- “Look! It’s a beanstalk. Let’s see if Mario was right about Mushroom Kingdom being right above us.”
They all climbed up the beanstalk, and they saw a hole with sunlight shining out of it. Once they got up, they stood in the grass and looked around. There was Peach’s castle, in good shape!

Mario- “YAHOO! Oh poop, I still gotta fix the toilet.”

Peach- “Mario, don’t worry about that. We’re here, safe and sound. Enjoy the quiet and peace of the Mushroom Kingdom Castle.”

Toad- “I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!!!”

Peach- “Oh, nevermind.”

Mario- “Toad, you ruined the moment.”

Peach- “Well, you did first.”

Mario- “True. Is Luigi back from his flower shopping yet?”

Luigi- “Hi Mario!”

Mario- “AAAAHHHH MAMA MIA! Oh, there you are, Luigi! Nice daisies.”

Luigi- “Thank you! It took me 3 hours to find them. Where’s a good place in the castle for them, Peach?”

Toad- “The bathroom!!”

Peach- “NO! The flowers would die after a day in there.”

Toad- “Wow, can’t you take a joke?”

Peach- “Only when I haven’t been kidnapped a few hours before.”

Luigi- “Wait, you were kidnapped? Oh no, I knew I should have waited to leave until later!”

Mario- “That’s OK, Luigi. I almost got out of the castle to kick away some non-Mario-friendly mushrooms in the castle’s lawn!”
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