Dear yoshirulez!:

I have something to tell you that I have been keeping in for a very long time. But before I get to that I have prepared a very special poem.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you

^ Super original
I prepared that just for you. The first time I saw you I was like, "Hey that dude looks weird." Now when I see you I think, "Hey that dude looks weird." In the past few years since I have met you my view as you can see has changed dramatically. You have won me over with your tremendous wordplay and love of hamsters.
Your love of hamsters was what really made me think of you like this. Ever since you started to like hamsters I thought of you much differently. I started to view you as a still weird person who would for some reason never invite me into the Ham Ham Clubhouse. This was when I realized you were too good for me. You rejected me by never letting me into the Ham Ham Clubhouse. I was heartbroken.

Over the years I have started to deal with this pain. It has taken me a long time to get over this rejection. But now I feel like I have finally gotten over it. You even gave me a nickname today and that means you noticed me. 

Professor Yushingtbh-Today at 5:48 PM
ALSO CUPHEAD STAR

When I first saw this I was so glad yush-senpai noticed me. So I had to make it my duty to confess my love to you right then.

The reasons I love you are very simple. 
REASON NUMBER 1: You taught me who Felix the Cat was. I had no idea until you told me. That was a great day in my life.
REASON NUMBER 2: You have an old cringey username just like mine. It is great how we have something in common to bond over.
REASON NUMBER 3: You have standards and only uses THE BEST avatars. Like some Donkey Kong character right now. I think it is Funky Kong.

Professor Yushingtbh-Today at 6:08 PM
Hi star

When you showed me that it showed me that you cared enough to notice me. It shows you pay attention to chat and can pay attention and say hi to people. I need people like that in my life.

I love you because you teach me new stuff everyday. Like just today you taught me and I quote, "yo-yos have been available since 500 BC" I would not have known that if not for you! What would I possibly do without knowing that!

My favorite thing about you that makes you THE BEST person I have ever known is that you always consider your options. One option you could try is growing out your hair. Would you be open to trying it!? If you are then this just proves my point on why you are THE BEST person I have ever known. 

Well, let me know what you think of all this and let me know if you do not feel the same way.

Sincerely,
Your true love Patrick Star

What is this even

This is so perfect I might as well die right now.

Best way to apologize to someone <3

Yoshi, I love you too.

Finally... the truth comes out.
Could Star x Yush be OTP?

also i'm asexual

Why are you Star-phobic yushee

WOW!
I can't believe you'd cheat on me, Star. I thought we had something special. BRB, disliking your post because I can't deal with rejection!!!!!!!

Also, I hate you, yush, for stealing my man! Never talk to me again!!!

ps call me if you and yush don't work out <3