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Pikachu is Jewish? No way!
I know guys. I am shocked and pleased by this news too.
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02-21-17 09:51 PM
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  Today, being naturally curious, I wondered what belief system a Pikachu might ascribe to. Curious people, wonder no further. While casting about, I have found the answer.

 Pikachu is a Pikajew! 

 This explains a lot. Like how Ash's Pikachu never attacks unless attacked first or directed to do so by his master. He could not be a more amicable cherubim in regular non-confrontation settings.

 For his continued health, let's give that Pikachu a warm l'chaim!

 To all Pikajews out there, whether you know Arceus or not, let it be known that you are appreciated and will not be forgotten.

 Thank you true believers for sharing this wonderful day. The best of love to all.

 P3




 I bring you love!

 Moe : It's bringing love, kill it! 
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Wait, Ash still doesn't know the truth? Oy vey, that kid is just so mashugana. What would his mother think?

Well hey, at least we can all agree that smoked fish, rye bread, Reuben sandwiches, and bagles are delicious, eh?
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Wow, no way Pikachu is a jewish!
Wait, does pokemon have the ability to choose their beliefs? Wow, after all these years being a pokemon fan, i didn't know that pokemons are that smart...
Can you make a list of every pokemons belief?


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My gosh, he is not a Jew, he is a animation. Again, that is, an anime character.

No religion involved.

NO nationality involved.

Now then, I say Pikachu is a Muslim.
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He's not Jewish but Meowth is. That thing in the middle of his head is really a religious piece of clothing that has morphed when he was stuck in the ball.

And he says "oy vey" a lot. That's very Jewish.

Oh, and he's been through a bar Mitzvah, so there you have it.
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tRIUNE : OY VEY! Get this schmendrick outta here! If the rat wants to be Jewish like his dear mother, let him! Enouch putting fakakta ideas in his head.
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How many pikajews can you fit into an oven?
I don't know, ask his Aryan master "Ash" Ketchum.
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JigSaw : That's bad, but whatever; my skinhead cousin showed me some Valentine joke about hitler and the oven... so I see where you are coming from (I think).
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tRIUNE : This does a better job at explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qRhbV4TI_w
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Probopass is highly offensive. It is very non-kosher. Please shut it down. The goyim mustn't know.
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