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All i can say is ''YIKES!''

 
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09-27-16 04:28 AM
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This game was created by a company called Happy Soft Ltd, who claim to sell your home brew games in stores when the game is booted up. But from what I've heard, I guess they're bankrupt and out of business. You know the old saying: if you can't pay up your bankrupt! And then.....there is no words to describe the title screen. There's a weird Japan like song playing on a 5 second loop and the title screen looks like a bad Photo Shop Jackie Chan movie poster. I'll try to sum it up for you guys new to the game.

Graphics: VERY BAD. It's just a bunch of pix elated images stuffed into the SNES on the intro. And, be surprised, the game is a shooter game! The intro explains Bruce Lee's in game fictional cousin Chin is trying to murder a bunch of 'invading mainland F##ng ugly reds'. Yes, the intro contains swearing, big shock they got away with that! The game is like Space Invaders, except the enemies dash at you like crazy and the game ends in just one tiny touch from any of the enemies. Not to mention that the final (and only) boss is a flying decapitated head. And the game over screen is too gruesome for me to describe, so I'll skip that. And the background consists of a picture of Coca Cola, because....product placement?

Addictiveness: Low. Very low. You'll come back to it to show your friends how bad it is and then never play it again.

Story: VERY FUNNY. Here's what it says:
The year 1997 has arrived. A herd of 'BLEEP'ing ugly reds are rushing from the mainland. Crime rate has skyrocketed! Hong kong is ruined! Therefore, the Hong kong government called Bruce Lee’s relative Chin for the massacre of the reds. Chin is a killer machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the red communists! However, in mainland China there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Tong Shau Ping into an ultimate weapon!

Depth: VERY LOW. The easiest game to beat if you're a hardcore game winner. When you kill the boss, the game just loops and the same thing happens again. And again and again and again.....

Difficulty:  High since Chin always dies in one hit. Everything you try to shoot at kills poor Chin and you have to go through the credits, the title screen, and the whole intro just to try again. On the plus side, you can collect bottles to make you invincible for 9 seconds.

It has to be seen to be believed. AVGN is right. The end of the gaming world has come.
This game was created by a company called Happy Soft Ltd, who claim to sell your home brew games in stores when the game is booted up. But from what I've heard, I guess they're bankrupt and out of business. You know the old saying: if you can't pay up your bankrupt! And then.....there is no words to describe the title screen. There's a weird Japan like song playing on a 5 second loop and the title screen looks like a bad Photo Shop Jackie Chan movie poster. I'll try to sum it up for you guys new to the game.

Graphics: VERY BAD. It's just a bunch of pix elated images stuffed into the SNES on the intro. And, be surprised, the game is a shooter game! The intro explains Bruce Lee's in game fictional cousin Chin is trying to murder a bunch of 'invading mainland F##ng ugly reds'. Yes, the intro contains swearing, big shock they got away with that! The game is like Space Invaders, except the enemies dash at you like crazy and the game ends in just one tiny touch from any of the enemies. Not to mention that the final (and only) boss is a flying decapitated head. And the game over screen is too gruesome for me to describe, so I'll skip that. And the background consists of a picture of Coca Cola, because....product placement?

Addictiveness: Low. Very low. You'll come back to it to show your friends how bad it is and then never play it again.

Story: VERY FUNNY. Here's what it says:
The year 1997 has arrived. A herd of 'BLEEP'ing ugly reds are rushing from the mainland. Crime rate has skyrocketed! Hong kong is ruined! Therefore, the Hong kong government called Bruce Lee’s relative Chin for the massacre of the reds. Chin is a killer machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the red communists! However, in mainland China there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Tong Shau Ping into an ultimate weapon!

Depth: VERY LOW. The easiest game to beat if you're a hardcore game winner. When you kill the boss, the game just loops and the same thing happens again. And again and again and again.....

Difficulty:  High since Chin always dies in one hit. Everything you try to shoot at kills poor Chin and you have to go through the credits, the title screen, and the whole intro just to try again. On the plus side, you can collect bottles to make you invincible for 9 seconds.

It has to be seen to be believed. AVGN is right. The end of the gaming world has come.
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09-27-16 05:27 AM
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I went to go look at the game through YouTube and I thought it was incredible. I watched a review but the guy who used to be the Angry Nintendo Game nerd, or whatever his name was maybe ten years ago. He was the one who spit on the cartridge in the opening credits and did Jaws amongst others. And he wasn't the fat guy who wasn't funny, he was the dude with the glasses who was funny.

That game looked horrendous. I wouldn't even want to try playing it, despite the review and despite the fact I like bad games that are buggy and are insanely stupid or tough to play. It seemed like a massive waste of time. I laughed for 15 minutes at the other review, smiled at your review, and I'm not going to try a thing.

I'll pass. But thanks for the laugh.
I went to go look at the game through YouTube and I thought it was incredible. I watched a review but the guy who used to be the Angry Nintendo Game nerd, or whatever his name was maybe ten years ago. He was the one who spit on the cartridge in the opening credits and did Jaws amongst others. And he wasn't the fat guy who wasn't funny, he was the dude with the glasses who was funny.

That game looked horrendous. I wouldn't even want to try playing it, despite the review and despite the fact I like bad games that are buggy and are insanely stupid or tough to play. It seemed like a massive waste of time. I laughed for 15 minutes at the other review, smiled at your review, and I'm not going to try a thing.

I'll pass. But thanks for the laugh.
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09-27-16 11:19 AM
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Another good review here, I like how you structured the review explaining parts of the game. Its most likely I wouldn't really play the game, but it really sounds funny from the way you were explaining some parts of it. Sorry if I haven't been keeping up to date replying to most, or some of your reviews as normal. When I tend to get busy I would sometimes forget too.
Another good review here, I like how you structured the review explaining parts of the game. Its most likely I wouldn't really play the game, but it really sounds funny from the way you were explaining some parts of it. Sorry if I haven't been keeping up to date replying to most, or some of your reviews as normal. When I tend to get busy I would sometimes forget too.
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09-27-16 03:32 PM
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Eniitan : Thanks you two for being supportive! Today i have another school injection.
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09-29-16 09:30 AM
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Good review,i will definitely never play this game
Good review,i will definitely never play this game
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10-01-16 10:36 PM
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sonicbros : You chose the right decision
sonicbros : You chose the right decision
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