The Trainer Who Hated Pokemon Tries to Like Pokemon
This is a continuation of my last year's comic which can be found here:
https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=89586&pl=1204362



Mom: "How are your therapy sessions going honey?"

Trainer: "Professor Oak told me to lighten up and that once I've caught my first Pokemon, I'll fall in love with Pokemon catching. I don't know, it's just hard to find any happiness in this world.";

Mom: "Just be happy and smile."

Trainer: "It's not that easy Mom. I've got a deadbeat for a Dad that I haven't seen in years. What the heck happened to him? We live in the most pathetic town in this region. 2 houses and a Pokemon lab? Seriously?"

Trainer: "Anyways, he had me take a career test and did you know that every single career revolves around Pokemon? Pokemon trainer, Pokemon breeder, Pokemon stylist, Pokemon fisherman, Pokemon nurse, Poke Mart Cashier, Pokemon researcher. I can't even rebel and join Team Rocket because all of their careers revolve around Pokemon too."

Mom: "That's nice honey."

Trainer: "Are you even listening? I have a prick neighbor who is out to get me. He turns everything into a competition. His primary Pokemon was chosen based on what mine would be weak against. Who does that??? Whatever, I'll just give this Pokemon Trainer thing another shot. I'll be back in a few weeks...that's probably about how long it'll take to travel this region by foot."

Mom: "Don't forget to pack your underwear!"



Trainer: "Are you kidding me? What a stupid Pokemon. It's a giant mouth! Can it even close that thing? Is there even enough room in that head for a stomach?? I'm hoping to find something better looking than this. This just creeps me out."



Trainer: "What the f... Is that 1 Pokemon or multiple Pokemon? What happens if the eggs separate, do they become a new Pokemon? These are literally just eggs, why are eggs being classified as Pokemon? And why are they hanging out with some dead guy? That's morbid. Ok the smell of that broken decaying egg is just awful."



Trainer: "It's dumb but I can tolerate this. I kinda wonder what it looks like underneath the ground though. It looks like the tip of a finger with a wart on it. Oh gosh I hope it's not connected to some giant creepy hand. Maybe once I catch it, I'll try and pull it out of the ground to see what's going on under there. Alright Diglett, you're mine!"



Trainer: "Ok now this is a cooler than the others I've seen so far but I still don't get it. It's a rock Pokemon but is it also a flying Pokemon? It's clearly floating so it must be able to fly but how high? I should be able to hop on this thing and fly around with it since it should have no problem holding up my weight since it obviously has no problem floating with its own weight."



Trainer: "This is awesome, my Diglett is evolving! I'm excited. This Pokemon Trainer stuff isn't so bad after all. In fact, I'm starting to like this!"



Trainer: "..."
Trainer: "You have got to be kidding me. Why is that considered a Pokemon evolution? My Pokemon didn't evolve, it multiplied. So if I breed 2 Digletts, is that considered an evolution? If I try to separate these guys, is it considered a Dugduo? Terrible, just terrible. I quit."

Let's Play "Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon" ... Nevermind

Submission 2: #Goku4Smash



Goku: Why does pink ball get to be in Smash, but a Super Saiyan like me gets left out?



Announcer: Because Smash Bros is for video game characters to duke it out, not lame anime characters! People want to see Nintendo characters like Kirby beat the crap out of Link.



Goku: Who are you calling lame? Anime characters have just as much of a right to be in Smash as video game characters. I'll show you what I mean. Kame Kame HAH!


Everyone in Smash: NOOOOOOOOO!

And so, everyone died the end! Goku4Smash or all video game characters die!

Competition over. This will now go into voting.