You must understand the true motive behind this post! You see, Before this post my CP was resting on 666! Its truly dangerous so you must understand why i had to do it!
Yet, to be fair, i will tell you about myself
Cliffton is my alias, Sporkslinger is my real name! I have a twitch and youtube that im not good at keeping up with and am a gamer of unique desires
I write reviews, do speedruns, 100% completions; play the hardest, best, worst, and strangest games in the world!! I enter competitions (ask me about CEO2016) get salty, and support my favorite gamers all from my low end, touchscreen laptop (I LIKE OSU THIS WAY ((click those circles)))
I search for screenshots of games to make on vizzed every day and report bugs and problems as i see them! Im not good at making posts because i find it boring to rant about personal findings much differently than writing a game review.
Id say im not the strongest supporter on vizzed (100+ guest refferals and only 3 joined :'( ) but i enjoy the community even if everyone is salty most of the time!
Thanks for taking time to read, just a short bio and random information to start off my night!

Have a Pikachu Filled day! 

I uh. I honestly have no idea what to make of this post. I don't even hardly know what's going on in this post.

uhhh, I'm not entirely sure this is supposed to be a thing.. I mean, it's obviously a joke thread but it at least doesn't belong in this forum.

anyways uh, good luck with osu i guess??

I don't get this thread either....I find it rather strange but yet funny to read for some reason....um good luck to you? @.@

The same people on all my threads, i feel almost like i have followers
Yes yes, its a funny read, and dosent really tell much about me to begin with and dosent really make sense with the title. i get it
But thats how i work, and this is the best way for me to tell about myself, its more exciting that way yes?
If your looking for someone whos going to take everything he posts online seriously in order to not make a fool out of himself its not me
i make a fool out of myself on a daily basis and the internet shall be the same way.
instead, watch this video with the cute pikachu thumbnail for no apparent reason.
 Pika Pika

So, are you asking for help? Just say the word. Whenever you'll be ready. I'll wait. 

Ultrajeff : Your post, would not have sent mixed signals, if it werent for all the eyes..... staring into my soul.
Murder is very very bad

I'm not a murderer..... I'm here to help! Do not be afraid! Just say the word!

Ultrajeff : There is nothing i need help with at this time
Unless you know how to regenerate brain cells that died 3 years prior
Other than trusted member status and the psx item xD though i dont deserve either of those
Even though i did accidentally sell my psx item


pika pika

That's certainly a... unique way of presenting yourself.

I'm afraid I'll have to close this thread though. There is a competition going on at the moment (The Tour de Vizzed, or TdV for short) and this sort of thread is only going to attract spam and that's not something we want around our forums.

No hard feelings to you, keep up with what you're doing. 100 guest referrals is nothing to sneeze at, I'm sure like 95% of the userbase has less than that (myself included ).