What is love among coworkers? Some say it's unprofessional, uncool, and uncouth. I say it's about time.

Evidence for this ship:

1. ZeroTails does not appear on Barathemos' quote wall.

We all know that quote walls are steaming troughs of dirt. The fact that ZeroTails isn't there shows that Bara doesn't feel she deserves that.

2. Barathemos listed ZeroTails as a "chat friend"...WITH A CAT FACE.

We all know what that means. Things are really serious.

3. ZeroTails listed Barathemos as an A+ friend...and mentioned he likes being spammed beer in chat.

What are a few beers among A+ friends? In this case, a lot of beers were shared. A LOT. This proves ZeroTails is putting the moves on Bara.

4. When ZeroTails made her "1k posts" post, Bara posted this: https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=92047&ppp=100&page=0#1235697

And I quote: "Catch me Zeetee I want you to ;-;"

First of all, he called her Zeetee. Such an intimate name. Also, playing tag is what lovers do. That, and pushing each other on a swingset.

Barathemos :
ZeroTails :

Congratulations on your upcoming marriage. Tell us when the child is on its way, OK?

Congratulations on your new relationship. Haha, sea what I did there?

Woah. The conspiracy theories. SO MANY CONSPIRACY THEORIES. Anyways, I will debunk every single one of your points 3. Ready?

1. I actually like being on quote walls... :c. And I'm not on many people's quote walls so that means that everyone loves me xp.

2. OH NOES THE CAT FACE. But seriously, if you want to see how a friend title can suggest something, look for a title with a "<3" in it. Or y' know Spouse/Partner.

3. Bara likes having everyone spam him beer in chat... heck, his nickname is Beera, so I guess everyone who've ever spammed beer at him is pulling the moves, which eh.

4. yoshi came up with the nickname "ZeeTee" first. And Zlinqx was the one who made it a common nickname for me. Bara had no say in that. Also, I refuse to play tag. He's too far ahead, and right now I just want to stay ahead of rday. BECAUSE EX PALEN BEAT ME A WHILE AGO AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

Also internet relationships are ew.

ZeroTails :

"internet relationships are ew"

*points finger of judgment at staff member*

That moment where your name is all capped in another person's post in a thread/forum you never saw before... 

This ship is so heavily unbalanced it cannot stay afloat. Mr. Needlemouse is far too better for doge. We don't need more reasons to debunk it.

Also, is it just me or are we supporting that someone is spamming a 13 year old with beer? Is chat that dark of a place that teens are spammed into alcohol and people actually likes it?

ZeroTails : You were actually racing me at some point in the past? That could perfectly explain my itch to post more and more over the past months

So it was yushee who came up with zeetee... You never go to sleep without knowing something new. I feel proud of today for this.

I don't know what's more creepy. The fact that Bara and ZT love each other or the fact that supernerd has all of these things on file. Seriously dude, get a life . (Jk jk, teach me your stalking ways, sensei.)

plasticinsanity : No, please don't. We have enough punners on the Boards. Say no to puns, kids!

ZeroTails : I feel honored for being mentioned in your post. Anyways, we all know you're just saying this so you can quickly have your secret marriage. The only question is: where at? Switzerland, Hawaii, or some place else?

EX Palen : Lmao, I can't stop laughing at your post. 10/10. 

No you can't do that ZT is mine. I mean what.

   I do not approve of Thomas the tank engine Sonic and Amaterasu Doge shipping off together because I am pretty sure that there are a few holes in the boat. It would kinda just be like a suicide ship. 
  
Everyone: Go off and be free you two! 
Everyone: *Watches as the ship sinks five feet away from land*

RDay13 : I didn't have all things things on file...I had to look them up I worked hard to get this ship going! Now all we need is gas!! CHOO CHOO!!!!!!

ZeroTails : I won't push this much longer. I know you're probably tired of it

supernerd117: I'm actually not tired of it. It's nice to have a thread dedicated to me ;p. Well, I'm half of the focus at least... still, if you want this closed because you're tired of it just PM me or post here in this thread and I'll be more than happy to comply. In the meantime, I'll keep on debunking every new point you make .

EX Palen : I actually wasn't racing you. What happened was that you were so far behind me then suddenly so far ahead that I couldn't let someone who was behind me suddenly get ahead of me again! i know, I'm a little competitive. And you wanting to post more is just the side affect of Local virus. You're so scared of being demoted due to inactivity that you post 10x more.

LunarDarkness2 : love u 2 bby I mean, I'm confused by this ship too. So random but intricate.

Little did they all know, there already is a child. Heh heh.
At least I think it's Zero's. Hard to tell.

Well Bara, ain't you popular.
Why else would someone put together such a detailed report on your activities.
I mean, I have plenty of those, but none on you specifically.
Probably.

ZeroTails : Naw, I'm not tired of it All right folks, you heard her, she's not tired of this. Keep the evil posts coming!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

RDay13 : I'm shore you can't be serious.

Zero x Bara? What the...

Okay, i think that one was the most... Here it comes... super-duper-fluper-uber-mega-ultra majestic ship ever. peaceful ship ever. Seriously, if i had to choose who Bara is gonna be with in a white room without furniture for 30 days, it will be Zero.

No train engines, hedgehogs or doges were harmed in this post.

ZeroTails : Actually, I could be gone for all June and still make quota, because the last two months I did well over twice the requirements

It totally has to be you pushing me this hard. You unleashed something that cannot be stopped, and just pushes forward, wanting to discover the limits only to surpass them once again.

It's decided: the title for my 3000th post will be "Zeetee made it possible".

ZeroTails : So are you two going to get married, have 40 babies, and one day grow old as you guys both simultaneously say to yourselves "Oh darn, we forgot about Vizzed"?

Barathemos : Amaretsu Doge X Tails the Tank Engine must happen. Also, I thought what we had was special. I'd ban you, but this is too cute.