So I said to this lady friend, I am crazy.

She said no you are not you are mad.

I said I am not mad I am a fool.

She said you are not a fool you are a ghoul.

I said I am not a ghoul I am a tool.

The moral of the story is that this post is totally and utterly crazy.

Can you write a crazier post than this?

Or does this count as the craziest post on vizzed?

Or can you do better?

Let the gaming commence!

I challenge you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tone it down, Totts. Make sure somebody can at least beat the original post.

I'm eating chips. What makes it crazy? I have to read this thread and now I lost brain cells. 

I feel like my symptoms are coming through more. I feel like I'm losing more control of myself slowly, and I'm starting to feel like my mind is not my own.
My eyes will become unfocussed and my body will feel not like my own. My hands and body feel like they go through objects they touch or like they do not touch the object at all. My ears start to ring and buzz loudly and everything becomes drowned out. It hurts my head after and I don't remember anything I did, yet I remember that I heard all that I heard and saw all that I saw, if that makes sense. I just don't remember what I saw or heard. When I talk I also don't feel like it's me talking. It feels like my body is talking for me and not me. I don't feel like the one pushing the words out of my mouth. It's very weird. I've been told this is the state of my catatonia.
I am mumbling a lot more and slurring my words and I've become incredibly defensive when someone brings it up, and I blame the other for not paying attention to me/not caring about me enough to hear me. I'm getting more frequent bouts of "I'm not sure if what I said was what I just said or if I just said something else and I think I might have said this". EG it's common I'll have said something like "I think your shirt looks nice today" but what I think I've said is "I think you're an absolute f***ing failure of a human and I think you're a piece of s***" when I do think that about a person (sometimes), but don't mean to say it. I will then get paranoid that I said the latter thing, but shrug it off as I haven't; this is worse when the person looks offended/doesn't respond to what I said.
I used to be pretty sure of what my 'delusions' were as well but I'm starting to learn more and more that they might not be delusions and are actually true and it's lead my personality/mannerisms/responses to things to shift dramatically sometimes. I'm not not really sure if these things are delusions because of the fact I change dramatically from time to time basing on how I feel??
Everything is getting weird for me and I'm not sure how to react.

She has no style
She has no grace
This user's thread is a disgrace.
She can make threads when she needs to
And stretch out some TP just for you
Inflate her post count, just like the flow of cash
This crazy thread just begs not to be trash.

HUH!

What a nice rehab center. 

This thread is going to get filled with spam if it stays open, so I'm closing it.