mario102 :
supernerd117 :
bostonblokhed1 :
generalspleen :

sonicmcmuffin :
earthwarrior :
thing1 :

Welcome everybody to the Easter Rap Battle Tournament 2015! Give me a R! GIVE ME A A! GIVE ME A P!
So, let me introduce all the the contestants!

This nintendo fan hopes he doesn't get squished by the other rappers, it's!

mario102 : !

This nerd killed me last year! It's....

supernerd117 : !

A general that became the big champion... It's...

generalspleen : !

And last but not least, the boss of the blokhed clan, is....

bostonblokhed1 : !

But we can't forget about the judges can we? The first thing is.....

thing1 : !

Straight out of My Little Pony, is....

sonicmcmuffin : !

And the last warrior who stands on this earth at this very moment is....

eartwarrior: !

So we will now start. I won't put any pressure on anyone to post their rap for this first match,
because we are starting very early. Our first matchup is,,,,

supernerd117
VS
bostonblockhed1

supernerd117, you are going first. Please post your first rap. (Don't worry, I won't put the pressure on you to post it)

Please do not post during matches, this applies to any judge.

bostonblokhed1 : I look forward to your rap! Don't take this personally, but I'm going to destroy you with my utter insults and blatant lies, and this does not represent who I really am. I look forward to being destroyed back hehe

Blokhed? Do you know how to spell?
Your username isn't the only thing that smells!
You think you have style, I've got you beat by a mile!
You doubt what I say? Take a peek at my file!

I've looked at yours! It's pretty lame...
You try to be funny, but it's just more of the same
Old pile of bricks, you don't have enough tricks
To stop me! Why don't you go fetch a stick!

You want some meat? I'll throw you the bone!
To all you kids that are watching at home:
I've got a lot for you, you know that's true.
But this blockhead has nothing! What will you do?

I know you'll praise the heck out of my raps!
His raps? They're just just piles of c-rap!
When the day is done, and the doo is gone,
The choice is simple, there can be only one.

supernerd117 : I know I can spell, thank you. 

bostonblokhed1 :

Tone down your language! It doesn't pay to be racist.
Calling Timbuktu! You're now on their blacklist!
I'm gonna pop your rap bubble, take a look at that cyst!
You were aiming for me? Well boy, you just missed!

World of Warcraft? I'm a Nintendo man
I've also got myself a PC in hand
So I can play the best variety of games
The latest, the greatest is too often lame!

You're a Life Scout? More like a Knife Scout!
You stab and stab, but all you get is doubt!
You're upset? You can shout and shout
But at the end of the day, I'll always beat you out!

The only weed growing here is you!
While my raps are elegant, beautiful and true.
Your capital letters are a capital fail...
It's time for you to give up and bail!

EDIT: I had a piece at the bottom that is not part of this rap. I forgot to delete it when I copy/pasted. Rap has been fixed, I apologize for the problem.

supernerd117 :
bostonblokhed1 :

Boston, you have failed to post your rap on time. Therefore, I will have to disqualify you from the tournament if you
do not send me a reason.

supernerd117 : I'm sorry, but due to school reasons, there will not be a rap by me, as grades are closing tommorow, but I did put instructions below to tie the bowline/Noose Hitch.

bostonblokhed1 :
supernerd117 :

The first matchup has ended, so, judges.

earthwarrior :
thing1 :
sonicmcmuffin :

Who do you think should win this?

I vote for supernerd117. He had this one won after his first rap. 

I vote for supernerd. I agree with thing1 here.

bostonblokhed1 :
supernerd117 :

supernerd117. You will be advancing to the next round.
bostonblokhed1 You will be given 3500 Viz for your placement in the tournament.

The tournament now stands :

supernerd - Winner
bostonblokhed1 - Loser

generalspleen - Rapping first
mario102 - Rapping second

Match 2 :
mario102 :
VS
generalspleen :

You two will be rapping next.
generalspleen, you will be going first. Please post your first rap.

Didn't even get a chance to vote but it would have been the same.. The joys of timezones x3

sonicmcmuffin : The reason you didn't vote was because either way supernerd117 would of won.
Please could the match start.

realplayer109 : i'm aware of that lol... i did say that in my post lol.

Um, is this going to happen? I think that generalspleen had more than 48 hours...

Sorry ive been sick. Please forgive me. Here we go!

mario102 : I'm very sorry for everyone, I haven't been on for a few days,
please post your first rap.

Okay. I just want to let you all know - I'm not a rapper.

Now, don't waste my time
With those bad lines
I'm here to rhyme
I'm here to make you cry

I don't know what's a "generalspleen"
But honestly, it reminds me of a mean green bean
You think you're cool, but you're really not
You know who's cool? My dog Spot.

I'm not done yet
Oh please don't fret
I might just win, I might just lose
So just back off before you get a bruise

I really can't believe who I had to battle
You're pretty sad, just like a pickle
But now I'm done, I hope I won
Because this guy is about to be stunned

Mean green bean? That the best you got?

generalspleen :

Let's take it down a notch
Now, look at me and watch.
I know we're friends, I'm cool with that
But you sound like you live with your mom and your cat
I think you've got some anger issues, it's a fact
So you better shut up before you get smacked
I can't say that I don't like you, I think you're cool
But someone who battles me is a gosh darn fool
The way you write your words, you must be a poet
If we compare raps, all your lines are bogus
Thank you for that compliment, I really needed that
I think you did good too, your lines are where it's at
But it's my time for me to shine
So if you lose, please don't whine
I know I'm not the best, I'm not that good
But if you think you're number one, you're misunderstood

Right, the match has ended.

earthwarrior :
thing1 :
sonicmcmuffin :

Who do you think should win?