Sailor Moon was walking by one day when she noticed a strange presence in the streets. Sailor Mars had detected the presence as well, with her supernatural detection powers. When they told the others about this, they did not believe them. "Haha you idiots, can't even detect a real evil presence, you all need to goml," said Sailor Pluto. However, they were indeed not idiots. A very, very demonic spirit lurked the streets that day. It was none other me, Dio! Yes, this story will be told through the perspective of Dio! My plan was to take out the Sailor Guardians so that no one but JoJo could stand in my way. However, this plan would not go my way. I used my stand The World to stop time in order to make my safe approach to the Pretty Sailor Guardians. However, I was stopped by none other than JoJo! "Jonathan Joestar, I killed you earlier! How are you still alive?!" I asked Jonathan. Jonathan replied with grace, saying "My new stand The Moon can stop death. Take that! You aren't the only one with a planet-based stand!" I was infuriated by this and I launched The World to kill him, but he used The Moon to come back. I didn't know what to do at this point. Jonathan suddenly yelled, "Now I'll show you my real power, Diiiooooooooooooo!" Suddenly, he pulled a pen out of his pocket and threw it up in the air. He then proceeds to yell at an extremely loud tone "JoJo Prism Power Makeup!" He then transforms into one of the Sailor Guardians. I couldn't believe my very own eyes. This was not only a bad crossover, they even fused two characters! I witnessed with my own eyes the creation of Sailor JoJo! I had no idea what I was going to do. Now JoJo had the power of a Pretty Guardian! He even looked like a middle school kawaii girl XD! However, little did he know that I as well had this power. I, Dio, am the ultimate ruler. I, Dio, can also transform into a Pretty Guardian. I, Dio, say I, Dio, too much! I, Dio, am ready to show my form to the world! "Sooooooooo JoJo, you can transform into a Pretty Guardian? Well, you certainly are pretty, but not suited for a Guardian! Allow me to show you the TRUE Guardian!" I then transformed into Sailor Dio! This was going to be the battle of the century. Two JoJo fighters turned into Sailor Guardians. How would this end? We were about to find out, but something incredible happened. Sailor Mars stepped up and told us she had something to admit. "I... I'm.... Sailor Jotaro!" She... or he, immediately launched Sailor Platinum at me and I immediately lost my Sailor abilities. "Yare yare daze..." he said as I slowly died. Sailor Jonathan gave him a high-five and they both walked away happily. Meanwhile, the other Sailors had no idea what the hell happened. So they just shrugged it off thinking "I've seen weirder". BUT THAT WAS THEIR BIGGEST MISTAKE! I launched The World and revived myself within the stopped time. I was about to make my move, but Sailor Uranus discovered herself to actually be Sailor Joseph and she absolutely rekt me with her Pretty Guardian Hamon powers. This was definitely the end of the road for me. I could do no more. With this, I died, and cannot say what happened afterwards. Because I died.

The End

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wOw this is the best JoJo thread I've ever seen in the history of ever. Sailor Dio didn't know what hit him...or her. It? +

The sailor jojo picture made me laugh xD 

11/10 This is hilarious. Props Gal.

Brilliant. Japan needs to take a lesson from Gal on story.