generalspleen : Good luck to you as well, thats for sure!

Bro, you don't need to grab a tool,
I got a heavy wrench in my pocket,
There's a leak in my flow?
I'll tight it up for ya, brother!

Let me tell you something- I can count!
Watch me, one, two, three, four,
You got 20 lines, you better recount,
Looks like I better follow your example, you're my bro!

I hate to be grammar nazi, but it is you're, not your.
There is a big differences between your and you're,
You wanna know why I am using the negative word?
It is a rap battle, what do you expect from me?

You don't need to open that rap book,
Oh there you go, reading me them lessons,
Yeah I'll run and dance for you,
You going come though the door, I'll shoot you with my shotgun!

Hey, you're an anime fan, but we are in America,
Use some English words, would ya?
You going bring your katana, I'm going to bring my uzi,
How can you slice me up if I could just put the bullets though your heart?

I'm really sorry for the late reply. I tried posting it 2 days ago but realized yesterday that my phone screwed up and didn't post it so I had to retype all of it. I'm terribly sorry. Vizzed ghostblood thank you for the challenge. Now its up too the judges. Good luck man :-) 

And that concludes the preliminary round of this tournament.

Vizzed Ghostblood's First Rap

Hey! Hey! Yeah! You!

Mr."General", you think you are in charge of me?
Well hell to that, I ain't your damn maid.
I am a soldier of myself.
I don't even need to know that!

So give it up, surrender yourself.
Before you embarrass yourself.
I bet I could do 360 No-Scope your ass!
I'll be sure to shoot you though the glass!

So yeah, in the end you ain't worthy of your title.
If I was second-in-command, I'll strip you off of your little shoulder.
I will point to the gate and tell you to get out of here.
You don't belong out on the battle field!


generalspleen's First Rap

First things first before I battle this fool,
Let reach in my box and grab you a tool,
Because your raps made me start to drool,
There's a leak in your flow man. Follow the rule
Its 16 lines, not 12 man. Can you even count?
You won't be able to count the notches on your belt!
And because it's so tight your choking yourself out.
Loosen your belt so I can be the one to knock you out.
Also what's with all the negative words?
This is a family friendly site you curd.
And rhyming yourself with yourself man that's absurd.
Let me open this rap book and read you the word.
Lesson 1. Don't challenge the champ.
Lesson 2. Run away and do a little dance.
Lesson 3. Uhh we don't talk about lesson 3 but,
Lesson 4. You better hide before I burst through your door.
*Sigh* megaman why you bring these bakas.
Who bring bad skills and reak of kaka.
Give me a challenge before I grab my katana,
And slice you up and make you look like rihanna.


Vizzed Ghostblood's Second Rap

Bro, you don't need to grab a tool,
I got a heavy wrench in my pocket,
There's a leak in my flow?
I'll tight it up for ya, brother!

Let me tell you something- I can count!
Watch me, one, two, three, four,
You got 20 lines, you better recount,
Looks like I better follow your example, you're my bro!

I hate to be grammar nazi, but it is you're, not your.
There is a big differences between your and you're,
You wanna know why I am using the negative word?
It is a rap battle, what do you expect from me?

You don't need to open that rap book,
Oh there you go, reading me them lessons,
Yeah I'll run and dance for you,
You going come though the door, I'll shoot you with my shotgun!

Hey, you're an anime fan, but we are in America,
Use some English words, would ya?
You going bring your katana, I'm going to bring my uzi,
How can you slice me up if I could just put the bullets though your heart?


generalspleen's Second Rap

So you think you can win against me? HA! To funny.
Your flow is still broken man. Go back to eaten honey.
You too sweet and innocent to battle against me.
Learn to rhyme man. Your skills are just meak.
One, two, three, four, I can count as well.
You made an improvement oh how swell.
Your still no challenge to me as you can tell.
So watch me spit these words like I'm casting a spell!
Oh by the way there is something you should know.
Ghosts don't have blood man. Its only for show.
Or maybe your a ghost because your scared to grow.
If that's the case... man... you need to go!
This is a notice for everyone who can rap!
If you wanna battle message me asap.
You better bring it hard so bring a gat.
Your facing a general so remember that.
Anyways back to this chump whos too transparent to see.
Ill hit you harder and faster then Bruce lee.
And yes this is America that much I can agree.
But starting today your working for me.
Ill tear down your house and make it a parking lot.
Turn your area into a save-a-lot!
Because I care about people... I'm not greedy.
Ill give all my vizzed to you. I pity the needy.
And 360 no-scope? This aint call of duty.
When I hear your rhymes I get a call to duty.
If you think this is a game... man your looney
This is real life. No games. Ill kick your patooty.
And here we are... 32 lines in.
I commend your skills that you came at me with.
I learned a few things. We should do this again soon.
Ill pass it to the judges. I gotta watch some toons.

Alright judges.

sonicmcmuffin :
thing1 :
earthwarrior :

Who will advance to the next round of the tournament?

Honestly Speaking they both were pretty bad in my opinion, There wasn't any flow to them at all..... and well it was horrible to read...

Sadly someone has to win... and my vote goes to GeneralSpleen

I agree with muffin. They were a little hard to read...
I think generalspleen should move on.

Sorry Ben.generalspleen had you beat after the first round. 

Ah, well I haven't rapped for a long time, but it sure was fun though.

generalspleen : Good game,.

And with a unanimous 3-0 vote, the second winner of the preliminary round is generalspleen!

You will face lisalo in the second round.

Let's give a round of applause to the contestants that tried their hardest.


Ans now, we hav reached the semifinals of this tournament. The two winnners of this round will advance to the finals to try and become the new (or old) champion. Let's kick things off with a matchup between...

supernerd117 :

and...

realplayer107:

Matchup #3
Contestants: supernerd117 vs. realplayer109
Initiated by: supernerd117
Winner: supernerd117 (3-0)

And with that, let the semifinals begin!

realplayer109 : Welcome to the kitchen of doom. Can you take the heat?

Yo realplaya! Or is it fakeplaya?
Will my rap or yours take the cake, playa?
Wanna break, playa? Jump in a lake, playa!
But there ain’t no Kitty-kat bar down there!

Huh, you mad, bro? Because I didn’t share? (holds up Kit-kat bar)
Gimme a break (breaks off Kit-kat piece and eats it) man, like I even care!
Your raps are like white chocolate, the flavor might be good,
But once they hit the stomach they don’t feel like they should!

Uh-oh! Tummyache! Playa wanna cracker?
This salty white guy will hit you right in the smacker
With his ultimate rhymes that flow like molasses,
They’ll blind you even if you’re wearing sunglasses!

Hey, dude I’m rapping against! Have you heard?
Chef Nerd is here to give you the word!
If you can’t handle it, then back away from the cook!
I’m sorry Mr. realplaya, but you just got booked!

supernerd117 : Bring it so on supernerd117! Good luck! This is a hard competition! BTW, furd is a word I made up for this competition. Sorry if it's a bit on the curse side.

Yeah, so you're a little nerd,
weedleing in class just like a little turd.
You know-it-all sneak, I know you peak,
at other people's papers, you pretty freak.

Who says I'm a little fakaplayer?
I could win a speedrun at the game, Clock Tower.
You're the opposite of me, you're really dead meat,
and you're not the definition, inspiration of nerdy.

Are you studying your "great" class, meatynerd?
All you have for tea is your tastless grass turd!
You call yourself a chief nerd, you must be joking furd!
Because all you do is suck your thumb you green dirt!

So what's it gonna be, little surperliar?
You should give up now, cause I'm owning you,
that 117 is your unlucky number,
because take a step back, you're already dead brother!

realplayer109 : Haha, no problem! I've got some words of my own, so bring it!

Dead meat? Hah! You can’t murder the nerd!
I’ll just outwit you, you criminal murd!
Making up words is what Supernerds do best!
Bobblehead to acknowledge that mine are better than your mess!

Tick-tock, realplaya! Time for you to clock out!
As I throw away the key to the Tower of Doubt
That I’m going to beat you with my frozen flow,
If you’re not happy with it, you just need to let it go!

I didn’t know the grass could poop out turds!
How much time did it take you to write those words?
My first rap took me thirty minutes to write.
Your rap? Hah! You should have taken all night!

And cheating? You wish I’d get disqualified!
So you can just cozy up with your free ride
To rap battle heck. It’ll just take a sec
To take you down so you can go and cash your tiny check!

supernerd117 : Oh, I'm so scared! !

Outwit me? Come on, I'm the realplayer.
Murder you? I guess you have that nerdy brain!
Your words are the opposite of that genius, Shakespeare,
everyone I come across says that your the fakespeare.

The Tower of Doubt is where YOU belong,
all your words are the most unspeakable lies.
What's that? You watch too much of Frozen?
You're the only person I know who watches this Freakzen!

Ooh, it's you who poops turds,
Everywhere you go on Vizzed, there's an ugly poop stain,
and no, my rap didn't take all night,
it took 15 minutes, yeah, half your time!

Oh yeah? I saw you playing Double Dragon,
with the Game Genie in the NES.
Hell yeah, I wish I had a cosy ride,
and I wish you'd get disqualified!

So to end this battle, I bid you farewell,
that what nerd's like you say, hey?
I've just trumped you down, with this awesome rap,
and just to rem, you'll are a weedleing nerd!

In a fast-paced affair, the third matchup is over just like that. Which contestant will be voted into the championship match?

supernerd117's First Rap

Yo realplaya! Or is it fakeplaya?
Will my rap or yours take the cake, playa?
Wanna break, playa? Jump in a lake, playa!
But there ain’t no Kitty-kat bar down there!

Huh, you mad, bro? Because I didn’t share? (holds up Kit-kat bar)
Gimme a break (breaks off Kit-kat piece and eats it) man, like I even care!
Your raps are like white chocolate, the flavor might be good,
But once they hit the stomach they don’t feel like they should!

Uh-oh! Tummyache! Playa wanna cracker?
This salty white guy will hit you right in the smacker
With his ultimate rhymes that flow like molasses,
They’ll blind you even if you’re wearing sunglasses!

Hey, dude I’m rapping against! Have you heard?
Chef Nerd is here to give you the word!
If you can’t handle it, then back away from the cook!
I’m sorry Mr. realplaya, but you just got booked!


realplayer109's First Rap

Yeah, so you're a little nerd,
weedleing in class just like a little turd.
You know-it-all sneak, I know you peak,
at other people's papers, you pretty freak.

Who says I'm a little fakaplayer?
I could win a speedrun at the game, Clock Tower.
You're the opposite of me, you're really dead meat,
and you're not the definition, inspiration of nerdy.

Are you studying your "great" class, meatynerd?
All you have for tea is your tastless grass turd!
You call yourself a chief nerd, you must be joking furd!
Because all you do is suck your thumb you green dirt!

So what's it gonna be, little surperliar?
You should give up now, cause I'm owning you,
that 117 is your unlucky number,
because take a step back, you're already dead brother!


supernerd117's Second Rap

Dead meat? Hah! You can’t murder the nerd!
I’ll just outwit you, you criminal murd!
Making up words is what Supernerds do best!
Bobblehead to acknowledge that mine are better than your mess!

Tick-tock, realplaya! Time for you to clock out!
As I throw away the key to the Tower of Doubt
That I’m going to beat you with my frozen flow,
If you’re not happy with it, you just need to let it go!

I didn’t know the grass could poop out turds!
How much time did it take you to write those words?
My first rap took me thirty minutes to write.
Your rap? Hah! You should have taken all night!

And cheating? You wish I’d get disqualified!
So you can just cozy up with your free ride
To rap battle heck. It’ll just take a sec
To take you down so you can go and cash your tiny check!


realplayer109's Second Rap

Outwit me? Come on, I'm the realplayer.
Murder you? I guess you have that nerdy brain!
Your words are the opposite of that genius, Shakespeare,
everyone I come across says that your the fakespeare.

The Tower of Doubt is where YOU belong,
all your words are the most unspeakable lies.
What's that? You watch too much of Frozen?
You're the only person I know who watches this Freakzen!

Ooh, it's you who poops turds,
Everywhere you go on Vizzed, there's an ugly poop stain,
and no, my rap didn't take all night,
it took 15 minutes, yeah, half your time!

Oh yeah? I saw you playing Double Dragon,
with the Game Genie in the NES.
Hell yeah, I wish I had a cosy ride,
and I wish you'd get disqualified!

So to end this battle, I bid you farewell,
that what nerd's like you say, hey?
I've just trumped you down, with this awesome rap,
and just to rem, you'll are a weedleing nerd!

Alright judges. It's voting time once again.

sonicmcmuffin :
thing1 :
earthwarrior :

Man, this one was great. It was real close, but realplayer109 lost the match up with his 2nd verse in his 2nd rap about Shakespeare. 

supernerd117 gets my vote in the best Vizzed Rap Battle ever. 

I feel like im the simon cowell of the rapping competition...

The raps weren't really better than the previous round,  but for different reasons. This time just making up words and some of the lines just didn't make sense.... 

I honestly liked the fact that netplayer mentioned shakespeare... It didn't work granted.. but he tried...

My decision is that supernerd wins though... His rhymes just were smoother, 

I'd have to agree supernerd's raps were a little better than realplayer's. Good job both of you!

And with a unanimous 3-0 vote for the second time in as many rounds, supernerd117 advances to the final round. But who will he face? Only time can tell, but I'm sure these two competitors will give it their all for a chance to rap against supernerd117.

generalspleen :
lisalo :

Matchup #4
Contestants: generalspleen vs lisalo
Initiated by: generalspleen
Winner:

And...begin!

sonicmcmuffin : If you are Simon from American Idol, then I get to be Howie from AGT. 

Welcome to the second round, you better run away 

This is my first rap, it's true,
and I've a long way to go
But you're no obstacle; 
you're just a cobblestone.

Though generalspleen is a good name
With all the bile you are spitting.
You'll never beat me like that
Seriously, bro, are you trippin'?

And you think I am a cow?
Well you can call youself Ahmed,
'Cause you shall worship me
When my raps are at an end.

And anime pitches
Your kawaii, chibi tent?
Pffft, call me the Avatar
Because you shall get bent.

But, really, you ARE like Bay
With your horrible pace
And your attempts to beat me
Will just blow up in your face.