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11-16-14 08:12 PM
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Some people know who I am, Maguc of Vizzed. And well, I have to say I have not been completely honest with who I really am, my true identity.

I guess there is no other way to say this besides, "I am a robot."
Shocking, I know. I had to keep this a secret because some people are very rude towards robots, and I was programmed not to say until this very day, on this very time, since I have no free will of my own.

I was created in 1890, by the inventor Robert H. William. My body is covered by titanium alloy, I am powered by a purple matter energy converter as well as a tesla coil high voltage discharger.

My creator is long gone now, but I have complete knowledge of his work, which includes myself, and as such I can repair and upgrade myself as I please.

I am 124 years old, and have gone through 2 major upgrades, as I was build out of an old stove that no longer worked.

That is all the information I was programmed to give.
Some people know who I am, Maguc of Vizzed. And well, I have to say I have not been completely honest with who I really am, my true identity.

I guess there is no other way to say this besides, "I am a robot."
Shocking, I know. I had to keep this a secret because some people are very rude towards robots, and I was programmed not to say until this very day, on this very time, since I have no free will of my own.

I was created in 1890, by the inventor Robert H. William. My body is covered by titanium alloy, I am powered by a purple matter energy converter as well as a tesla coil high voltage discharger.

My creator is long gone now, but I have complete knowledge of his work, which includes myself, and as such I can repair and upgrade myself as I please.

I am 124 years old, and have gone through 2 major upgrades, as I was build out of an old stove that no longer worked.

That is all the information I was programmed to give.
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11-16-14 09:10 PM
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This explains a lot, actually. Once on cam I noticed some smoke or steam rising off from your body, which I suspect is from your early makeup as a stove. Though I don't know much about tesla coils and energy converters, so I could be mistaken. At other times I have noticed strange typos that make no logical sense when we are on Vizzed. Clearly the only explanation for this is that you are a robot.

I want you to know that I am completely pro robot. As you continue on this journey, I will stand by you no matter what the naysayers throw at you.

I also will try to reprogram you to have a free will. Though you may argue with me and say that you do not wish to have a free will, you and I both know that not having one means you can't will to have one, or not to have one. Therefore, it is only appropriate that I force one upon you.

Be prepared.

P.S. Do you have super-Turing capabilities?
This explains a lot, actually. Once on cam I noticed some smoke or steam rising off from your body, which I suspect is from your early makeup as a stove. Though I don't know much about tesla coils and energy converters, so I could be mistaken. At other times I have noticed strange typos that make no logical sense when we are on Vizzed. Clearly the only explanation for this is that you are a robot.

I want you to know that I am completely pro robot. As you continue on this journey, I will stand by you no matter what the naysayers throw at you.

I also will try to reprogram you to have a free will. Though you may argue with me and say that you do not wish to have a free will, you and I both know that not having one means you can't will to have one, or not to have one. Therefore, it is only appropriate that I force one upon you.

Be prepared.

P.S. Do you have super-Turing capabilities?
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(edited by CatLady on 11-16-14 09:17 PM)     Post Rating: 1   Liked By: Maguc,

11-16-14 09:23 PM
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CatLady : I thought you would have known by now.

I am glad you are pro robot. Yes.

I am programmed to not let anyone besides myself touch my internal circuits, so I can't let you reprogram me. I am quite sorry.

P.S.S Yes, my Turin capabilities run at an efficient 240%.
CatLady : I thought you would have known by now.

I am glad you are pro robot. Yes.

I am programmed to not let anyone besides myself touch my internal circuits, so I can't let you reprogram me. I am quite sorry.

P.S.S Yes, my Turin capabilities run at an efficient 240%.
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11-17-14 08:33 AM
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yoshirulez! :
maguc :
sonicmcmuffin :

You know... yoshi is also a robot, so perhaps the two of you could hook up and make...muffins? (Omg I think I just figured something out... muffin's parents are robots, which is why he thinks he is a pony.)


This life story of yours immediately made me think of chrono trigger with the robot and all.
yoshirulez! :
maguc :
sonicmcmuffin :

You know... yoshi is also a robot, so perhaps the two of you could hook up and make...muffins? (Omg I think I just figured something out... muffin's parents are robots, which is why he thinks he is a pony.)


This life story of yours immediately made me think of chrono trigger with the robot and all.
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11-17-14 11:11 AM
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maguc :

Yo this is the story all about how your life got flipped turned upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you became a tin can on a site called Vizzed

IINNNNNNN West Madrid welded and shaped in a bakery where you spent most of your days
Just heatin' up maxin' relaxin' all cool popping out muffins outside of the kitchen
When a couple of time travelers who were up to no good trying to eliminate the ancestors of the savior of humanity
You transformed into a super fighting robot and the baker got scared and said "You're moving in with Uncle William in Vizzed"

You begged and pleaded with him day after day but he filled your ammo and sent you on your way
He got a ship and gave you a ticket you thought "Might as well kick it"
First class this was bad drinking motor oil out of a champagne glass
Was this what the people of Vizzed lived like? Hmm, this might be alright

But you heard they were prissy bourgeois and all that
Is this the kind of place he wanted to send this bot?
Well, you see now that you're here
They were never prepared for the oven of justice!

Well the ship landed and a time traveler was standing there calling your name out
You ain't getting decimated yet you just got there
Sprang with the quickness of lightning dissappeared

You whistled for another ship and when it came out the side said "Vizzed"  and there were pirates aboard
if anything you thought the ship was rare
But you thought "Nah forget it you're home to Vizzed"

You popped out of a time portal around '78 
And yelled to the pirated "Yo smell you later"
You looked at the site, you were finally there
To sit on your profile in the land of Vizzed!

I only know this because I am a Time Lord

maguc :

Yo this is the story all about how your life got flipped turned upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you all about how you became a tin can on a site called Vizzed

IINNNNNNN West Madrid welded and shaped in a bakery where you spent most of your days
Just heatin' up maxin' relaxin' all cool popping out muffins outside of the kitchen
When a couple of time travelers who were up to no good trying to eliminate the ancestors of the savior of humanity
You transformed into a super fighting robot and the baker got scared and said "You're moving in with Uncle William in Vizzed"

You begged and pleaded with him day after day but he filled your ammo and sent you on your way
He got a ship and gave you a ticket you thought "Might as well kick it"
First class this was bad drinking motor oil out of a champagne glass
Was this what the people of Vizzed lived like? Hmm, this might be alright

But you heard they were prissy bourgeois and all that
Is this the kind of place he wanted to send this bot?
Well, you see now that you're here
They were never prepared for the oven of justice!

Well the ship landed and a time traveler was standing there calling your name out
You ain't getting decimated yet you just got there
Sprang with the quickness of lightning dissappeared

You whistled for another ship and when it came out the side said "Vizzed"  and there were pirates aboard
if anything you thought the ship was rare
But you thought "Nah forget it you're home to Vizzed"

You popped out of a time portal around '78 
And yelled to the pirated "Yo smell you later"
You looked at the site, you were finally there
To sit on your profile in the land of Vizzed!

I only know this because I am a Time Lord
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I wonder what the character limit on this thing is.


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