My twin sister
and I were walking through a dense forest called “The Pokémon Community”. It
was a pleasant enough stroll until we heard a roar. We both paused. “What was
that?” I asked. My twin shrugged and looked around. “I don’t know.” All of a sudden,
a deranged-looking teen wearing a Charizard costume hopped out from the bushes.
He did not seem to like our Swirlix and Piplup hats. My sister looked at me.
Then, she looked back at the strange guy. We were trying to determine whether
he was a regular, sane Generation One fan or a Genwunner.  There’s a huge difference. The mad look in
his eye and the way he stared at our hats suggested he was probably a
Genwunner. We were right! The person laughed maniacally and swiftly took aim at
us with his Bias Gun. “Quick!” I yelled to my sibling, seconds before the “fan”
fired. “Counter it!”

“Right!” My
twin moved quickly. She pulled out her All-Gen. Gun and fired a rainbow beam.
“Can you handle the rage of burning leaves?” we demanded in unison. “Our silver
souls and hearts of gold shine brighter than diamonds and pearls! It isn’t
always black and white, Genwunner!”

With that, the
colorful beam stunned the Genwunner, who fell to the ground as he lost
consciousness. “Pfft,” scoffed my sister, putting the All-Gen. Gun back in her
backpack. “Let’s go home.”

The next day,
I stepped in front of a house while I was delivering mail. It was the house
where the Genwunner and his brother lived. They didn’t get along.

I placed my
own personal letter to them in their mailbox and rode off to continue my job.
“Dear Mr. Genwunner and Mr. Newgenner,” it read,
“All of the Pokémon are awesome.
And both of you suck.”

now this needs to be a meme. i also dig the heartgold / soulsilver / diamond / pearl / black / white refence. good job