The misadventures of Leopold Slikk! Episode 1:
Leopold goes to School

This is a funny series about the famous
keyboard crusher kid, Angry German Kid. His name is Leopold Slikk. I’m a big
fan of him and I will make my own series! ENJOY! Leopold Slikk, a 14 years old
gamer and gangster (he calls himself gangster, he’s not) always plays Unreal
Tournament III on his slow computer. His abusive dad, Harold Slikk, always
beats his son up whenever he gets into trouble, especially by doing rude things
at School. Leopold has terrible grades at his class. His best friend, Jake
Randolf, 14 years old gamer also is a huge fan of Unreal Tournament III. He is
the opposite of Leopold, being the smartest in his class. In some occasions,
Leopold can be smart and is always helpful to his friends, especially Jake.
Leopold has two young brothers, Leonard Slikk and Leonidas Slikk. They are
twins and they are 10 years old. They are smarter than Leopold, they can also
crush keyboards but most of the time they are annoying. It was a beautiful day,
the pretty yellow sun shines on Town. Also a beautiful morning. It was the end
of the Summer L. Everyone was
upset that it will end, especially our hero. Leopold’s Room… His alarm rings.
He wakes up and crushes his alarm. “Gahh, why did you wake me up?! I was having
a nice dream!!” Leopold yelled to the alarm. 
“Geez, what day is it?” Leopold checks his calendar. SEPTEMBER 1!!!

Leopold-“NOOO!! I FORGOT SCHOOL RETURNED!!!
Perhaps my parents forgot about that! Let’s take a hot chocolate and play
Unreal Tournament III!!” Leopold sits on his chair, turns on his computer. He
hears his father, Harold Slikk yelling at his name.

Harold-“LEOPOLD!!! COME DOWNSTAIRS
IMMEDIATELY!!!!!”

Leopold-“What is it dad?!”

Harold-“Don’t you remember!? It’s your first
day of School!! Get your butt downstairs or YOU WILL SUFFER A BEATING FROM
ME!!!!”

Leopold-“NOOOO!!! I HATE YOU DAD!!!!! I have an
idea! I’ll bring my keyboard with me! I’ll just hide it on my backpack and I
can beat my teachers!!!” Leopold wears his blue school uniform, prepares his
backpack.

Harold-“HURRY UP!!! YOU WILL MISS THE BUS!!!!”
Leopold immediately rushes downstairs and he goes to his huge yellow car bus.

Leopold-“School sucks!! At least I brought some
of my weapons!! After the long ride… our hero enters class.

???-“Welcome to Grade 8. I am your new teacher,
Ms. Surlox. Today, you will write a 500 essay on what do you wish to do for the
school year.”

Leopold-“500 WORD ESSAY!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!!”

Surlox-“Leopold shut up!! Get back to work or
you will go to the Principal’s office.”

Leopold-“Okay! Wow, there is even a computer in
my class!! I know!! I will play my favorite game: Unreal Tournament III!! I
will play games instead of doing my work!! *laughs*” Leopold inserts his Unreal
Tournament III disc on his computer. After 5 minutes…

Surlox-“Leopold what are you doing!?”

Leopold-“Euh… I’m writing my essay!!”

Surlox-“You liar!! Go to the principal’s office
now!!!!”

Leopold-“DAMN IT!!! I HATE THIS SCHOOL!! I HOPE
IT BURNS DOWN SOMEDAY!!!” Leopold smashes ten keyboards on his class. He leaves
the class, slams the door by brutal force. At the principal’s office…

???-“My name is Principal Licky. Do you know
why you’re here!?”

Leopold-“It’s because Ms. Surlox is an idiot!!!”

Licky-“Wrong. It is because you were playing
games instead of doing your work. You also insulted her and smashed ten
keyboards in your class. We had enough that you’re smashing keyboards to our
school. We spend most of our money to replace them. Because of that, I will
suspend you from this school forever and I will give you your parents a call.”

Leopold-“(Not my parents!!) Go ahead suspend
me!! This school sucks anyway!!!!” Back at home…

Harold-“LEOPOLD!!! COME DOWN STAIRS RIGHT
NOW!!!” Leopold leaves his computer, goes downstairs stressing for the school
news.

Leopold-“What is it dad!?”

Harold-“Your principal gave a call saying that
you’re suspended from your school for breaking ten keyboards and insulted your
teacher!!!”

Leopold-“Well I DON’T CARE!!! THIS SCHOOL
DESERVES TO BURN DOWN ANYWAY!!!”

Harold-“HERE GOES YOUR BEATING!!!!!”

Leopold-“NOOOO!!! OW OW OW!!! DAD STOP IT
PLEASE!!! OW OW OW!!!”

Harold-“You’re grounded for 1 month with no
XBOX, no computer and no Unreal Tournament!!!”

Leopold-“I FREAKIN HATE YOU, DAD!!!!” And so
Leopold smashes a random keyboard as usual. Here’s a present from my major
series!!! A teaser for the final chapter of the Dark Wand!! I want to finish it
so it can go out of my way. Now ENJOY!!! Every Viz members is at Green’s
island, with a crystal ball seeing the huge battle. Black Kyurem and White
Kyurem are fighting Green. Green went Fierce Deity to fight those big guys.

Prince Fou-“… WHAT ARE YOU!? HOW DID YOU DO
THAT!?”

Kimmeh-“It’s simple. I told you to stop making
pain to my friends. You made it worse, I angered so much so this is WHAT I
AM!!! HAAAA!!!!” HyperKimmy flies to Prince Fou, punches him, throws him to the
ground.

Green-“NO FAIR :C!!! 2 VS 1!!! Let’s enjoy this
you stupid four ugly legendaries!!!”

Black Kyurem-“Gwaa AAAAAHHH!!!! *Burst to
electricity power, powers up*” Will Kimmy defeat the evil Prince? Will Green
beat the two Kyurems? Will they return safely home? 

juuldude: :3, take a break from DeathMelon buddy. Have a champagne in your hand . Keep Calm and laugh while reading my funny series :3