So, anybody who knows anything about alexanyways knows that he is known as "The Mtn. Dew Man". For crying out loud, he wrote a freaking poem about it.  

He has been in chat the past few weeks drinking Coca~Cola and Pepsi and other sodas. 

alexanyways : Why? Explain yourself!

Oh god. Sprite, I love you, but I found a new thing called Fanta!

How dare you accuse me of such heresy.

Mountain Dew stands tall above other sodas and will forever continue to reign as king.

Your foul words against my unfettered love for it will not go unnoticed.

For any records, I've been seen drinking Mountain Dew thousands of times more than I've been seen drinking Pepsi or any soda product.

I've gone through 45 regular sized bottles of Mountain Dew in the past month, yet only 7 of other products.

Am I diabetes? Maybe.

Do I stand noble and tall for what I believe in? Of course.

I am a Dew and you can too!

HE EVEN CHANGED HIS LAYOUT! THE WORLD IS ENDING!

alexanyways : care to explain the Coca~Cola shirt the Pepsi~Cola sweatpants? You are a two face! Mtn. Dew should break up with you!

thing1 : This is an unfair judgement of character.

Suddenly, because of my affiliation and belief that all inferior sodas should be treated with the same love, and the fact that I even support the simplemindedness and weakhearted foolery of Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola, now this makes me a cheater?

Now this means that my sweet, dear, beloved soda should leave me? No.

I did not do this for the publicity. I did not do this for good reviews. I did this from the bottom of my heart in a means of aiding the peasants in the world see that they all fall under the good hope of my personal savior Mountain Dew, but the obviousness holds, they are all inferior to the king. They must realize this.

Without this notice, the kingdom shall fall and we will all be damned to exodus from the immense and immaculate world of Cold Beverages.

In the name of all that is good. Stop the accusations. Drink up.

And know your place in the world of beverages. A peasant.

You too can rise to royalty if you swig a bottle of Dew every morning without fail. If you taste the sweet embrace of him and his sons Voltage, Code Red, and Supernova, you will be sure to rise above the peasants and become a true king amongst men.

alexanyways : So... Mtn. Dew is your main girl, and everything else are your side girls? 

Mtn. Dew should totally leave you. 

Well, Sprite left me. So....

Think of me more as the owner of a modeling agency, but obviously Mountain Dew is my Lana Del Rey, the rest are merely the Zoe Quinns or Suzy Hansens.

They aren't nearly what is ideal, but they're in the game and you still need to support them for what they are.

They are awful.

They are not unique to each other, but surely Lana Del Rey always triumphs over them, and that's a big part of why Lana Del Rey, and Mountain Dew, are always going to look much, much better than the rest.

You can't disparage me.

You can't reap me of my name.

I hold true to the Dew.

And you should too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sap8TcoJpZw

alexanyways : is that why you had your lips all over Coke not 30 minutes ago? 

Because it's a beverage.

You drink beverages.

Sometimes to refresh.

Sometimes to test.

Sometimes to support.

Sometimes to love.

It was obvious that I was drinking Coke out of the first three, not the latter.

And in the soda world, that's what it should be.

Equal enjoyment of all pops and sodas.

Just, Mountain Dew is best.

alexanyways : How DARE you forget Baja Blast? Baja Blast is the ultimate way to do the Dew. Its absence here can only mean one thing: You have yet to experience enlightenment. Original Dew is but a taste of what is yet to come.

alexanyways : So... you are telling me that you are in disloyal relationship? So like I said in the beginning, you are cheating on Mtn. Dew. 

Just own up like a man, dangit

I don't even know what that means.

These are beverages.

Not women.

But, refer to my post about Lana Del Rey being the female equivalent of Mountain Dew, and the rest look like horses, but they serve their purposes as what they are, and are equal to each other.

How could you? All of the Potatoes saw your sin! Think of the others, man. ,_,

Its funny because all are sub par when compared to the metalic goodnees of irn bru.

im with alex on this one. i would never cheat on my love (grape soda)

alexanyways :

WHY CANT I EVER SUMMON???!!! :'(

alexanyways : Hold it my dear, foolish friend. Sure, we all know Mountain Dew is a 'good' beverage, but you sir should know that Fanta Cassis is the ultimate top. Nothing stands tall compared to that. Of course, even I drink Cola and other beverages sometimes but they aren't the same. 

(PS, I have never tasted Mountain Dew so what would I know about it )

Mega Mewtwo X : Grape soda ftw! That, and ginger ale. There's a company based in Birmingham, Alabama that makes an awesome grape soda and ginger ale (Buffalo Rock is the name). Their ginger ale is pretty much my drink of choice behind water, although I don't get to drink it often. And their grape soda puts grape Fanta to shame. It's awesome! It's called Grapico, if you're ever interested in buying some

supernerd117 : yahoo! fellow grape sode luver!!!!