Ladys and gentlemen...I have found it.This is the worst Pokemon i have ever reviewed...Ever.Today we are reviewing something terrible.

Something awful.Something that can only be born from the depths of he-...Hades

.This is the worst type of Pokemon.It is a Pokemon that knows it's bad.It knows it's awful.But it makes no effort to improve itself what so ever.

This is like eating a steak at a fancy resteruant,and it turns out that the steak is a dog turd.

This is like taking a bath,And your soap is actually acid.

This is like dating the hottest girl in your school,and it turns out she is a dude.

I think this one quote from one of my favorite characters,Alucard.Sums up this Pokemon.

"Does having an audience for your sins make you feel like you're special?"
"Does it make you proud?"

Seras: wait...How do you know Alucar-

Relinquish: SHUT UP SERAS!

Seras: Oh..okay..I'll just be going now *Huddles in corner*

That is exactly what this Pokemon is.It knows that you hate it,and it loves having you hate it.Its completely intoxicated by it.It is a TROLL.It has no reason to exist.

It's just here to piss you off.And it is my job...well hobby,to get rid of scum like this.I am a vanguard sent by Arceus himself,To obliterate the demonic Spawn,that is Mime jr.

Lets end this *Pumps Shotgun*

Moveset
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our first 3 moves for this worthless digusting..*Sigh* our first moves are

Tickle
Confusion
Barrier.

Tickle can be useful at times.As it can reduce some major stats on a target,But you are still to weak to take alot of hits,So it's almost useless.Confusion is by far the best out of the three.And barrier..is actually good.Fine,You get 1 little point.But trust me,this pokemon is going to get alot worse.

Copycat,4: This move copies the targets last used attack.Quite simple,But it can be somewhat effective if used at the right time.

Meditate,8: This increases your attack stat by 1 stage,Alright.This Pokemon..May not be so bad.

Doubleslap,11: I knew that brief moment would not last long...

Mimic,15: This will allow you to copy one of your targets moves.Medicore,at best.

Encore,18:..Are you serious...

Light screen,22: Excellent.To bad you will die before you are able to use it...

Reflect,22: Same thing...

Psybeam,25: YES! Something good.It can actually work be very effective to.

Substitute,29:..Why are you so BAD! you keep teasing me with a bit of hope of being good,but you just go right back to sucking.UGH!

Recycle,32: Oh come on...

Trick,36:...Do you know how lucky you have to be,to make this move work?

Psychic,39: Ah yes.For even the worse of psychics get this awesome move.

Role Play,43: *Sobs* Oh god..Why is it so bad.

Baton pass,46: Alright.This is somewhat effective,But it is pretty much worthless when you are not playing online.

Safeguard,50: Same thing as baton pass.But even better.

Stats
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Hp,20:I can blow wind on this Pokemon,and he will drop dead.

Attack,25: This is pathetic,But at least you don't rely on this stat,like at all.

Defense,45: Okay,this can be somewhat useful.And you may be able to take..what 1 or 2 blows.

Sp.Atk,70: Alright,This is most likely this Pokemon's most effective stat.As it can boost the power of your attacks to an excellent degree.

Sp.Def,90: Why on earth,did you not switch this out for the special attack stat? This can protect you,But you will still die a quick death.

Speed,60: Okay.This is okay.

Mime jr. Has 3 weaknesses. Ghost,Steel,And poison.All of thema are a bit tricky to counter.luckily,He is immune to dragon types.

Abilities
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Soundproof: This prevents all sound type moves from harming this Pokemon.Such as,Bug buzz.Confide.Boomburst.And you can look up the rest.Decent,But rarely useful.

x: This one is actually quite useful.This reduces the power of super effective moves by 1/4 which is very good.I will give it that.

Technician:..I don't know what this does..I am sorry.But based on what this appears to do.It's seems somewhat useful.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Technician_(Ability)

Tms and hms
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Psychic
Psyshock
Toxic
Thunderbolt

This requires no words..This Pokemon does not my kind words...Piss off,You mutated cotton candy abomination.

Rivals Gym & Elite 4
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Rival : This Pokemon can put up a decent fight early on,but as you journey through the lands Pokemon,that will slowly decay.Until this thing dies at one hit..

Gyms: Same thing with rivals,But even worse.

Elite 4: How...How are you this stupid? Do not take this Pokemon there.

Final Thoughts
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You know..? This Pokemon is alot better than i thought it would be...OF COURSE IT ISN'T! IT BLOWS!!!

The moveset is so bad.With only 1 or 2 good moves for all 50 levels.You just keep hoping for something good,But it very rarely happens.

Stats are terrible.And most likely the worst thing about this Pokemon..Okay it's pretty much tied with the moveset for the worst.But it's still pretty freaking bad.

It's abilities are decent,to an extent.But are very rarely useful.

It's tms are very widespread,But most of them are useless.It's basically like having a buffet of food the you're allergic to.

Fighting against the a.i is going to be the biggest challenge.As i could not even beat the elite 4.At all...I could not even down 1 member with this guy.

It just sucks.

This Pokemon is not even wasted potentiol.It's just completely awful.I despise it.I hate it.And it is an insult to all psychic types.And it can burn for eternity.

This leads me to giving this abomination a-

Final Rating:1.3/5

And the only reason i did not give this thing a one out of five,Is because it is not completely awful.But it is so close.SOOO CLOSE! But.I never recommend anyone to use this Pokemon Ever.It is toxic.And it just..It really screws with me.That's why i am done talking about it.

For alternate Pokemon recommendations,I point you towards.
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Alakazam: Alakazam is a near perfect psychic type.And a very good example of a great Pokemon,Not just in it's category,But in general.

Sylveon: This is an example of a good fairy type.And those are very few in number...

Gardevoir: This Pokemon finds a balance,Between fairy,and psychic.And i underated it at first.
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Pros
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Cute to look at i suppose

Cons
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Terrible moveset.
God awful stats.
The a.i is going to cream you.
Tms are widespread,But mostly useless.

And that my friends is the review.If you have any recommendations or..Just want to leave a comment.Why don't you leave a comment down below? Until then..I got better Pokemon to review.
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Well said friend.Well said...



Extra
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Relinquish: AND "Another one bites the dust."

Seras:...

Relinquish:What?

Seras: Nothing...

Relinquish:Oh screw you,you know its funny.

Seras: Yep..

Relinquish:...Is this payback for me yelling at you?

Seras: Possibly.

Relinquish: Facepalm.