Let's tell some jokes you can tell any kind of jokes and as many as you want as long as they are clean remember family friendly.
So here is two jokes.

1. A little boy was in the cemetery with his mother "Mommy" the boy asked , "do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not , dear " replied the mother , why would you think that? "

"the tombstone back there said, here lies a lawyer and an honest man. "

2. Two blondes are on opposite sides of the river , "How do I get to the other side ?" hollered one blonde "You are on the other side ," the other one hollered back."

that all I have right now let me hear some of yours they can be any kind of joke knock knock , yo mama , short , long as long as they are family friendly .

What is worse then a bee sting?
The Holocaust
What is worse then the Holocaust?
WWII
What is worse then WWII?
Two bee stings. 

What did the elk say to his wife?

"Hello dear"

What is a doll's favorite chip flavor?

Barbieque!

I make these jokes myself.

tabookodak5 : actually I'm about to have BBQ right now... Now I have to make up for saying this...

What did the spoiled apple say?

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why didn't Sally get up?
She had no legs.
Why didn't anybody help Sally up?
She had no friends.
Why didn't Sally cross the street?
She got hit by a bus halfway across.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Sorry, I just had to. I love anti-jokes.

Barathemos : I was gonna say holocaust jokes. They're the best (even though they're horrible)

You can really take a joke if you laugh at this one (especially if you're a woman)

Want to hear the shortest joke ever?

Women rights.

When does a man lose 90% of his mind?
When he breaks up with his wife!

When does he lose the other 10%?
When his dog dies!

Amazing jokes, I know

Here are some more

1. Adam and eve were the first humans being on the world one day Eve asked Adam do you love me Adam said do I have another choice

2. Who do cows have bells because their horns don't work.

3. Some relationships are like fat girls they never workout

4. What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom

5. What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi

6.  What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles? A car-toonist

Last one. 

Teacher : Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
one boy throws his bag out the window.
teacher: who just threw that?
Boy : Me! I'm going home now.

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-five. One to change it and 24 to sing about the experience.

How many systems programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You’ll never find one who’ll admit it went down in the first place.

How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb, and four to chase away the Californians who come to relate to the experience.

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, and two to argue over whether or not the light bulb really exists.

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
None of your damn business!

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, the other to observe how the light bulb symbolises a single, incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?

Why did the Chicken go to Mc Donalds ?

To get an Mc Chicken

..... that's all I got heh ( Corny )