Alright...We are doing this.This is not a joke,We are reviewing Eevee.Not one of Evee's Evolution's.Just Eevee,Now some of you may be saying.

"Relinquish.Why are you reviewing something as generic,And boring,As Eevee? Do you even know how long i have been waiting for my FREAKING LUCARIO REVIEW!?" And yes i am planning on doing lucario for my next review.But back to the original question.Why am i reviewing this Pokemon?

Well...I feel sorry for it.I really do.No one like it's.We just like it for its evolution's.Why is that? Well most people will say "Eevee is good.But it's evolution's are better.We just need it so we can get better Pokemon"
And when you really examine that argument...Yeah it's kind of hard to disagree.There are so many better normal type Pokemon.Which make's Eevee pretty useless.HOWEVER? Does that mean it's never worth using? NO! NO! In my opinion.Every Pokemon. (No matter how bad it is) Deserves to be used at some point in time.You know? "Don't knock it till you try it"

So i am going to see if Eevee is a good Pokemon.Or a bad Pokemon-...You know what? Let's change that.I am going to see if Eevee is a Great Pokemon.Or terrible Pokemon.As we all know that Eevee is a "Good" Pokemon on some level.So let's just get this over with.

*Moveset*
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Alright.For are start we have...GO!
Tackle
Helping Hand
Tail Whip
Growl

Tackle...All you will need is tackle.Done.

Sand Attack,5:No...NO! Why do you need sand attack? Why would you take Sand attack? Sure you can think of a few scenario's.Pull something  out of your as-

Seras: I would like to remind you that this is a family site...

Butt...Pull something out of your butt.But still it's not recommended in my book.Even now.

Baby Doll Eye.9: Who the heck named this move..Who!? Anyway, this move lower's the target's attack,And this move should always go first.I don't really recommend it,However it could be effective.Your call.

Swift,11: Thank god something good.This move has a base attack damage of 60 and has 100% accuracy,However.This move will almost always hit,Basically,it's assured damage.Take it if you want to live *Terminator reference*

Quick Attack,13: Classic,Quick attack has a base attack damage of 40 and has 100% accuracy.And will almost always hit first.It's a bit weak.But it's the best we got.

Bite,17: Who want's a bite? This dark type move has a base attack damage of 60 and has 100% accuracy.And to just have a cherry on top.This move has a 30% chance of making the target flinch.One of the most solid dark type move's in my opinion.Take it,If you would?

Refresh,20: This move will cure yourself of Sleep.Poison.Or paralysis,To be fair,This is a good move.However,I see no use for it here.And i had no use for it during my little testing run.However,Take it if you feel so inclined.

Covet,23: This move will deal 60% base attack damage to your target,And has 100% accuracy.Finally you will steal the target's item,Punk.This move has a decent attack damage.And good accuracy.I say take it.

Take Down,25: This move is one of my personal favorites,This move has a base attack damage of 90 and has 85% accuracy.However,As a wise anime once said.

"Human kind cannot-"

Nah,Screw it,I am done with that joke.This move will make the user take 25% of the damage.Great move,Take it,Use it,Love it.

Charm,29: This move lower's the target's attack by two stages,Fairly basic.Yet solid.I say take it if you really want it.However,It's not essential.

Baton pass,33: Ugh..I don't know what this move does...

Um...Sowwy...

Sorry.I really do not know what this move does.HOWEVER! Link down there,From what i read about it,It seem's fairly decent.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Baton_Pass_(move)

Double Edge,37: This move has a base attack damage of 120,And has 100% accuracy.However,You will take 50% of the damage.That's ALOT of health.Use it,But use it sparingly.Or you will get hurt..alot.

Last Resort,41:...Oh yes,This is one of my favorite move's ever.This move has a base attack damage of 140,And has 100% accuracy.Sadly.it cannot be used until all other move's have been exhausted.I can think of some pretty dirty way's to abuse this move.However,It is not recommended for a serious play through.At least from me.

Trump Card,45: Really Eevee? This is your...TRUMP CARD!?..Yeah i suck.Anyway this move-..CRAP! Okay i suck.Just read this link.Do what you want.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Trump_Card_(move)

Seras: And you call yourself a reviewer?

Asura: Aw,Kitty can't go meow XD.

*Facepalm*

Stat's
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Stat wise Eevee is rather..Shall we say,Weak?

Hp,55: Alright this is not to bad,It's weak.But it's not really that bad.

Attack,55: This stat may appear lacking,However,it compliment's Eevee's moveset to near perfect level's.

Defense,50: OH this is going to hurt,Alot.Seriously.Prepare to get destroyed with this stat.

Sp.Atk,45: Weak,But at least it has an excuse,Eevee has little to no special attack move's.

Sp.Def,65: Wait wait wait.Why didn't you just give this stat to your defense stat..?

Speed.55: Fairly decent.I expected to be worse.

As per usual with normal type's.This Pokemon only has 1 weakness,Fighting.And fighting is one of the easiest types to counter.

This Pokemon's leveling is rather slow.You may want to give it an Exp boost.

Abilities
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Possible ability's
1.Run Away:This ability will give you an assured escape from all wild Pokemon.YAAY!!! Coward.
2.Adaptability: This Ability will increase all of your normal type attack move's by 1.5%,Such an amazing boost...
3.Anticipation: This move will alert you.If your target has any super effective move's,And if they have any 1 hit K.O
Move's.This is..actually a really good ability,am serious.I love this.
Tm's and Hm's
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Take Down
Dig
Swift
Quick Attack.

Take Down: This is going to be your main attack move,Make use of it,But don't kill yourself.

Dig: This is going to be your escape pod.And trust me,It's quite effective.

Swift: This can also serve as your main attack move.

Quick Attack: When you need to get rid of something quick,And you don' want to take alot damage,Use this.

Alright,This is the best i could come up with.Trust me,I am not being joking here.However,If you happen to have another set that you would like to recommend,Or just edit some thing's in here,feel free to post your thought's down below,if you so please.

Rival Gym's And Elite 4
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Rival : The Rival is going to be...tough,And this is not like the other time's when i say "Yeah it's going to be hard at the start,But
it will get better later" No. It's going to be terribly hard to win with this guy,So be prepared,And hope you get lucky.

Gym's: Gym's are going to be even tougher.And you are going to tear your hair out.Because you will lose over.And over.And over.

Elite 4: Should you take Eevee to the Elite 4...No! I'm sorry but it will not work out.It just won't You can't even try to win with Tm's.Because it is that weak.

Tip's
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1.It's going to be tough.get a good team.
2.Exp Boost is your friend.
3.So are healing item's.
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Final Thought's:

Eevee...Suck's.Okay,It's not that bad.

It has a rather weak and lacking moveset,With fairy type move's For no apparent reason.

It's stat's are weak,However they are balanced,And compliment it's moveset to a great degree,I would say near perfect.

It's ability's are actually quite good,And better than i expected.

It's going to have a REALLY big problem against the a.i.In fact i would dare say that it's one of the hardest Pokemon i have ever had to test.

You know what guys? Maybe Eevee really isn't meant to be used,Maybe it's just used as a platform to achieve better
Pokemon.For god sake,Even Flareon is better than this Pokemon..And there technically the same thing.Eevee does not seem like a Pokemon that you go out of your way for,You go out of your way for it because of its evolution's.It's not really my favorite normal type (That honor goes to Snorlax) However.It is worth using i..suppose,Plus it has a massive fanbase,So it must be loved for some reason,However,That will not save it from my final verdict.

Final Rating:3.0/5

And the only reason i did not give it a 2.8,Is because its evolution's are awesome.

Eevee does not earn the Agent Of Awesomeness Badge.

For alternate Pokemon recommendation's i point you toward's

1.Glaceon: As Glaceon "In my opinion" Is one of Eevee's best form.If not the best
2.Snorlax: Once again,Snorlax is my favorite normal type.well deserved by the way.
3.Raticate: If you think about it...Raticate is actually better than Eevee.
Oh yeah.I am not doing "Pokemon team up recommendation's" Anymore,Waste of time.

Pro's
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Possibly has some of the best evolution's in the game.
Fairly easy to find.
Decent stat's
Con's
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Annoying and weak against gym's and Rival's
I guess...it's not really meant to be used in the first place.Its evolution's are just meant to be used.
Not a wide range of move's it can learn
Even worse Tm's and Hm's

As that my friends is the review,Thank's for reading,And dealing with my terrible grammar.if you have any recommendation's.Or problem's with the review.Just tell me down below.Also tell me if i have any of my info wrong,And now i go...Re-Read the Death Note manga,I don't know.

*Important update's down below the picture.If you would like to skip the Extra,Go ahead.However,I extremely recommended reading the update*
Extra
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Death the kid: Uh...Relinquish? We got a problem.

Relinquish: Oh come on! I just got done with the review, and i want to relax.What is it?

Death the kid: Remember when you said " And yes i am planning on doing lucario for my next review" Yeah? Well fan's are trying to bust down our door for more detail's.

Relinquish:Fine.Go get Seras,And Asura to-

Light: That's not all.Remember when you said "If you think about it...Raticate is actually better than Eevee." They want our head's.And they have gun's...And Rocket's...And grenade's...And-

Relinquish: Oh for Christ sake! Battle station's people! Kid Find Asura,And get your gun's.Light get your Death Note.And Seras...Okay don't kill them,But scar them physically,Or emotionally.

Seras: And what are you going to do while we are doing all of this...?

Relinquish: Pfft.Get ready for the Lucario review of course.If i don't give a good review,With an honest rating,My head is going to be on a freaking pike.
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*Update down below*
I think i'll stick with Glaceon,Thank you...Oh wait,There the same thing




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Oh thank god! You guy's survived the onslaught of my terrible attempt's at humor.Anyway,Important update time.You see,Over the month's i have been doing these review's, i have gotten a common..Shall we say,Complaint? Alot of people say these are more like guide's and not reviews,And i have to admit i have been straying on sort of the "Guide" side of the reviews.However,That is not my intention.These are reviews,Not guides.I give information,I tell you my thought's on the Pokemon,And i give final "Judgement" And i suck at grammar.That's my goal for these things,So i am going to change a few thing's.

1.I Am still going to give my thought's on the Pokemon's moveset,However i will try to be less demanding about what you should get.I don't think i do that alot anyway,But hey,It's just a minor little change.

2.I Am going to try...And i mean "TRY" To cut down character gag's.What? i like them,And there not taking up alot space Besides,This review is over "1500" Word's long,At the most they take up 100-150 word's.

3.I am cutting out "Pokemon to pair this pokemon up with" Once again i see it as pointless"
And..Yeah that's it. 

Oh yeah new profile pic,You guy's like? Ah,The power of Deviant art.

Haha nice review! I really enjoyed reading it! (you also got a sense of humor) 
Now I see that Eevee isn't a bored Pokémon, I don't like the evolutions also.
I am dreaming of a level 100 Eevee with the best attacks! Unstoppable!