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03-20-14 09:22 PM
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Welcome to the Jungle.
Cheese is always free.
Smell my pits if you want to be,
Alone with me in my SUV.

I find all your jokes unfunny,
Your smile is so untrustworthy.
But I'll let it go all the same,
Because you ain't got no MSG.

I LOVEEEE ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES,
The party never ends for those with bowels.
Hulk Hogan says to eat your vitamins,
And to include y in your list of vowels.

There's a limit to how far this joke can go,
But I ain't ready to press submit.
If this doesn't get reported, I swear,
No one will give a flying ****.

There's a cold day on a warm front,
Advancing at us real fast,
The days grow shorter, but not so much,
The days never seem to last.

Ugly women, and fat uneducated men,
They wander city streets,
They look real pale, and unfortunate,
They never as kids ate beets.

So smile hard, smile long,
Don't give me a frown,
Or I'll torture you with endless hours,
Of System of a Down.
Welcome to the Jungle.
Cheese is always free.
Smell my pits if you want to be,
Alone with me in my SUV.

I find all your jokes unfunny,
Your smile is so untrustworthy.
But I'll let it go all the same,
Because you ain't got no MSG.

I LOVEEEE ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES,
The party never ends for those with bowels.
Hulk Hogan says to eat your vitamins,
And to include y in your list of vowels.

There's a limit to how far this joke can go,
But I ain't ready to press submit.
If this doesn't get reported, I swear,
No one will give a flying ****.

There's a cold day on a warm front,
Advancing at us real fast,
The days grow shorter, but not so much,
The days never seem to last.

Ugly women, and fat uneducated men,
They wander city streets,
They look real pale, and unfortunate,
They never as kids ate beets.

So smile hard, smile long,
Don't give me a frown,
Or I'll torture you with endless hours,
Of System of a Down.
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03-20-14 09:26 PM
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So beautiful. where did I...?

I must be having deja vu.
So beautiful. where did I...?

I must be having deja vu.
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(edited by EideticMemory on 06-09-14 05:59 PM)    

03-20-14 09:30 PM
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EideticMemory :

Exactly. This is GOOD poetry.

Not God Poetry.

Silly EM.
EideticMemory :

Exactly. This is GOOD poetry.

Not God Poetry.

Silly EM.
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03-20-14 09:58 PM
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Nice XD This sounds like something Jon Lajoie would write.
Nice XD This sounds like something Jon Lajoie would write.
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legacyme3 : This is copy and pasted. I found it directly from this site here

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=74034&ppp=20&page=0#992585

legacyme3 : This is copy and pasted. I found it directly from this site here

https://www.vizzed.com/boards/thread.php?id=74034&ppp=20&page=0#992585

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03-20-14 10:17 PM
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mourinhosgum :

What an anomaly.

We both posted the exact same thread on the exact same page at the exact same time under the exact same account.

I will ask the top local mod of this forum to investigate.

legacyme3 :

Please look into this post haste.
mourinhosgum :

What an anomaly.

We both posted the exact same thread on the exact same page at the exact same time under the exact same account.

I will ask the top local mod of this forum to investigate.

legacyme3 :

Please look into this post haste.
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03-25-14 06:09 PM
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After around 5 days of investigation, I've decided that this is original content, and that stealing from yourself isn't stealing, it is merely borrowing.

Therefor, this thread shall remain open.

Nonetheless...

legacyme3 :

Thanks for the report. A gold star to you, (and one to myself for cracking this case).
After around 5 days of investigation, I've decided that this is original content, and that stealing from yourself isn't stealing, it is merely borrowing.

Therefor, this thread shall remain open.

Nonetheless...

legacyme3 :

Thanks for the report. A gold star to you, (and one to myself for cracking this case).
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I was wondering if poetry could reacha new bottom...after reading this...I found the answer to my question. Interpret this as you wish.
I was wondering if poetry could reacha new bottom...after reading this...I found the answer to my question. Interpret this as you wish.
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03-25-14 07:37 PM
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megamanmaniac :

The bottom of something is
The top of something else.
You may think this rhyme is s***,
But this is what my story tells.

It's a trial, a tribulation,
Not for the faint of heart,
The words will sting you to your soul,
The fire pierces like a dart.

Don't diss my view,
Don't call no foul,
Don't make no stink,
Just throw in the towel.

The point is, that opinions are great,
But like asses, we all have one.
I do this not because I think I'm good,
But because it's just wicked fun.
megamanmaniac :

The bottom of something is
The top of something else.
You may think this rhyme is s***,
But this is what my story tells.

It's a trial, a tribulation,
Not for the faint of heart,
The words will sting you to your soul,
The fire pierces like a dart.

Don't diss my view,
Don't call no foul,
Don't make no stink,
Just throw in the towel.

The point is, that opinions are great,
But like asses, we all have one.
I do this not because I think I'm good,
But because it's just wicked fun.
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03-25-14 07:41 PM
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legacyme3 : Interpret the following message as you wish: He who fails to find the real message does not know the true value of passion.

You're smart enough to figure that out.
legacyme3 : Interpret the following message as you wish: He who fails to find the real message does not know the true value of passion.

You're smart enough to figure that out.
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03-25-14 07:46 PM
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megamanmaniac :

Intelligence, brilliance,
Passion, and gall,
These are things most lack,
But I have it all.

I'm clearly just taking what you say,
And making it into "Good Poetry"
It's crazy, and it works, you keep coming back,
My best trait is ingenuity.

He who fails to understand,
He who calls foul when there is none,
They slip and fall, and sprain their ego,
When my path has only just begun.

I don't believe in a God,
I don't believe in truth,
I believe instead in myself,
To do otherwise would be uncouth.

So say what you will,
That I'm a hack, that this has no flavor.
But I know that in my heart,
You enjoy this, and every moment you savor.
megamanmaniac :

Intelligence, brilliance,
Passion, and gall,
These are things most lack,
But I have it all.

I'm clearly just taking what you say,
And making it into "Good Poetry"
It's crazy, and it works, you keep coming back,
My best trait is ingenuity.

He who fails to understand,
He who calls foul when there is none,
They slip and fall, and sprain their ego,
When my path has only just begun.

I don't believe in a God,
I don't believe in truth,
I believe instead in myself,
To do otherwise would be uncouth.

So say what you will,
That I'm a hack, that this has no flavor.
But I know that in my heart,
You enjoy this, and every moment you savor.
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megamanmaniac : Have you not seen the original...

If not you are missing out man
megamanmaniac : Have you not seen the original...

If not you are missing out man
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legacyme3 : You have finally caught on. You truly are brilliant...of course I would never say that aloud, for your pride is too great for sonething like that, isn't it. But I will congratulate you on solving the riddle...maybe.
legacyme3 : You have finally caught on. You truly are brilliant...of course I would never say that aloud, for your pride is too great for sonething like that, isn't it. But I will congratulate you on solving the riddle...maybe.
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