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01-29-05 02:26 AM
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List your favorite Jokes here...
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Can we try to keep them clean as well?
Can we try to keep them clean as well?
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NO WAY
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Two pigs jump in the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Two pigs take a bath
NO WAY
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Two pigs jump in the mud
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Two pigs take a bath
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Haha. I heard that before. But seriously please try to keep them clean.
Haha. I heard that before. But seriously please try to keep them clean.
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Try this:

Three men enter a hotel. They want a room for three. A room for three normally costs 300 of whatever they pay with. The men pay 100 each and go to their room. Later, the staff find out the costed only 250, not 300. They send a man to give back 50. On the way, he takes 20 of the money he was given, and gives 10 to each of the men in the room.

Let's summary:
They first think the room costs 300.
They pay 100 each.
100 * 3 = 300
The room actually costs 250.
300 - 250 = 50
So, the staff will give back 50.
But the man that is going to deliver the money gives 10 to each of the men and keeps 20 himself.
Now, the men have paid 90 each, and the person stole 20
90 * 3 = 270, + 20 = 290

WHERE THE HELL IS THE LAST 10!?!
Try this:

Three men enter a hotel. They want a room for three. A room for three normally costs 300 of whatever they pay with. The men pay 100 each and go to their room. Later, the staff find out the costed only 250, not 300. They send a man to give back 50. On the way, he takes 20 of the money he was given, and gives 10 to each of the men in the room.

Let's summary:
They first think the room costs 300.
They pay 100 each.
100 * 3 = 300
The room actually costs 250.
300 - 250 = 50
So, the staff will give back 50.
But the man that is going to deliver the money gives 10 to each of the men and keeps 20 himself.
Now, the men have paid 90 each, and the person stole 20
90 * 3 = 270, + 20 = 290

WHERE THE HELL IS THE LAST 10!?!
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WHy was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel? Because she was trying to blow her horn!!!!!!!

WHy was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel? Because she was trying to blow her horn!!!!!!!

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I thought there wasnt gunna be dirty jokes
I thought there wasnt gunna be dirty jokes
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I was hoping there wouldn't be. Also that number thing is kinda cool. I am trying to figure out what I am not noticing, unless there is no answer.
I was hoping there wouldn't be. Also that number thing is kinda cool. I am trying to figure out what I am not noticing, unless there is no answer.
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Yea..its not really a joke, but a mind trick thingy...

Theres got to be something wrong with that...something that we're not getting...what can it be?!
Yea..its not really a joke, but a mind trick thingy...

Theres got to be something wrong with that...something that we're not getting...what can it be?!
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If you're talking about my entry, I don't know the answer myself...
If you're talking about my entry, I don't know the answer myself...
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Originally posted by Bustus X98
Try this:

Three men enter a hotel. They want a room for three. A room for three normally costs 300 of whatever they pay with. The men pay 100 each and go to their room. Later, the staff find out the costed only 250, not 300. They send a man to give back 50. On the way, he takes 20 of the money he was given, and gives 10 to each of the men in the room.

Let's summary:
They first think the room costs 300.
They pay 100 each.
100 * 3 = 300
The room actually costs 250.
300 - 250 = 50
So, the staff will give back 50.
But the man that is going to deliver the money gives 10 to each of the men and keeps 20 himself.
Now, the men have paid 90 each, and the person stole 20
90 * 3 = 270, + 20 = 290

WHERE THE HELL IS THE LAST 10!?!

Ok, if they each payed 100 and they send back 50 and each man gets another 10 dollars that means they each payed 90
They money that the guy stole is included in the 270 dollars, so each man got another 10 back
270
+30
=300
Originally posted by Bustus X98
Try this:

Three men enter a hotel. They want a room for three. A room for three normally costs 300 of whatever they pay with. The men pay 100 each and go to their room. Later, the staff find out the costed only 250, not 300. They send a man to give back 50. On the way, he takes 20 of the money he was given, and gives 10 to each of the men in the room.

Let's summary:
They first think the room costs 300.
They pay 100 each.
100 * 3 = 300
The room actually costs 250.
300 - 250 = 50
So, the staff will give back 50.
But the man that is going to deliver the money gives 10 to each of the men and keeps 20 himself.
Now, the men have paid 90 each, and the person stole 20
90 * 3 = 270, + 20 = 290

WHERE THE HELL IS THE LAST 10!?!

Ok, if they each payed 100 and they send back 50 and each man gets another 10 dollars that means they each payed 90
They money that the guy stole is included in the 270 dollars, so each man got another 10 back
270
+30
=300
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No John. If they payed 100 and got 10 back they each payed 90. 90 X 3= 270 plus the 20 the guy kept= 290. Weird.
No John. If they payed 100 and got 10 back they each payed 90. 90 X 3= 270 plus the 20 the guy kept= 290. Weird.
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No, thats the answer
We did a very similar riddle to that in my employment ed class.... except for it was 30 dollars instead of 300 and they gave him a 2 dollar tip instead of him stealing it.
No, thats the answer
We did a very similar riddle to that in my employment ed class.... except for it was 30 dollars instead of 300 and they gave him a 2 dollar tip instead of him stealing it.
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But the 270 can't inclue the 20. Because the three 90's are 270.
But the 270 can't inclue the 20. Because the three 90's are 270.
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It doesn't work like that, because each man didn't pay 90, they paid 100. They just gave back 50
So then the guy kept 20 (total 270) and gave back 30... 300!
It doesn't work like that, because each man didn't pay 90, they paid 100. They just gave back 50
So then the guy kept 20 (total 270) and gave back 30... 300!
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Now I see what you mean, but if you try to do the math the way it was shown, then it just messes you up. That is the whole point to the problem.
Now I see what you mean, but if you try to do the math the way it was shown, then it just messes you up. That is the whole point to the problem.
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lol, yea thats the point
Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks
lol, yea thats the point
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I don't really have jokes perse`. The things I say are more about wit and sarcasm and work better in person.
I don't really have jokes perse`. The things I say are more about wit and sarcasm and work better in person.
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Well then for a second pretend you tell jokes

Running Rivers
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Well then for a second pretend you tell jokes

Running Rivers
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I think that thing is a mathamatical anomally. Its pretty crazy.
I think that thing is a mathamatical anomally. Its pretty crazy.
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