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These Guys and I

A brainless story by NintendoFanKimmy on a day when there was just nothing else to do.

Scene One - Well, Y'ello

(The misadventure begins with Yasmine Sirois, otherwise known as NintendoFanKimmy, lounging around in the living room in her usual laptop-is-about-to-fall-on-my-face position).

Yasmine: "Well, crud. Not much is going on today. Seems like all of my friends are offline, and even Mazen isn't picking up." *Stretches and walks over to the front door of the apartment*.

Yasmine: "Of course, I could just go and pick up a movie or t-" *Gets interrupted after hearing an ear-splitting shatter of glass at the balcony*.

Yasmine: "Holy cow! What the heck was that?" *Dashes to the broken window*.

(A Mario cap is seen lying among the pieces of shattered glass. So is Link's symbolic, green beanie-type hat thing).

Yasmine: "W-what? Mario and Link's headgear? Yeah, nice one, idiot. Seriously, though, whoever's pulling this off had better come out right now before I call the cops." (Thinking): "Darn. I can't do that. I don't speak enough Arabic. They wouldn't get a thing."

(Mario's jumping sound effect is heard nearby).

Yasmine: *Sighs*. "Why does Mona always leave on the DSi before heading out?" *Walks over to the console*.

(Dramatic music builds up like in those movies where there's a suspenseful moment and something scary is about to happen).

Yasmine: *Drops laptop*. (Thinking): "I-it's off... Where did the noise come from, then?" *Looks around and trembles*.

(All of a sudden, Super Mario jumps from behind the couch and screams out of fear).

Yasmine: *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Mario : *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: "AAAAAH!"

Mario : "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: *Runs into the kitchen and grabs a steak knife*. "Hands up! NOW!"

Mario : *Puts his hands on his head*. "Mamma mia!"

Yasmine: "Look, just who the hell are you, and what is your problem?"

Mario : "It's a me, Mario!"

(Suddenly, three glowing golden triangles fly across the room, circling Yasmine and Mario quickly, and then stop).

Yasmine: *Trembles*. (Thinking): "This has got to be another one of my weird dreams. Either someone's drugged me in my sleep or I've been hanging around with Mazen too much."

(The three triangles violently thrash through everything in the apartment and send every single vase crashing to the floor).

Yasmine: *Gulps*. "Mom is going to kill me."

Mario : "That is, if I don't."

Yasmine: "Look, what's your problem?"

Mario : "Nothing, I just felt like saying that."

(The three triangles combine to form the Triforce).

Yasmine: "Oh. My. God. Someone pinch me!" *Gets pinched in the shoulder*. "Ouch! Who did that?" *Turns around swiftly*.

(Link appears).

Yasmine: *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Link: *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: "AAAAAH!"

Link: "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: *Draws kitchen knife*.

Link: *Unsheathes the Master Sword sending a blinding light that makes everyone look away for a second*.

Mario and Yasmine: "Well, crud."

... (...Awkward moments of silence drift by slowly and... awkwardly...)...

Yasmine: "Aw, you know what? Screw this." *Jumps out of the window*.

Mario and Link: *Look at each other*. “…”

Yasmine: *Lands on something*. “H-huh?”

(Yasmine is now riding an Yveltal that swooped down from the sky
and is flying her back to the apartment).

Yasmine: (Thinking): “A Pokémon? And I’m not even dreaming!” “Y-yveltal?!”
*Gets close to fainting*.
Yveltal: “Hey, calm down there, bub.”

Yasmine: *Faints*.
(The large Legendary Pokémon lands on the balcony and flies away,
as it is too big to fit inside [~~without Oblivion Wing-ing it, of course]~~).

Scene Two – To Mazen’s House!

Link: *Throws bucket of ice-cold water on Yasmine’s face*.

Yasmine: *Bolts up because of ice-cold water pouring down onto her
face*. “AAAAAH!”

Mario : *Sits Yasmine down*. “Listen… We are not threatening you or
anything. We actually have a very noble goal in mind… Let Link do the talking.”

Yasmine: *Looks at Link*.

Link: “Well, to be honest, kid… You and your little Real World
friends are toast.”

Yasmine: “How is that noble?!”

Mario : “Kid. Did he say that we were the ones toasting your
universe?”

Yasmine: “No… And, wait, w-what? There’s only one universe,
genius. And why are you existing? You and Link? You’re videogame characters!
You can’t exist!”

Link: *Smirks*. “You’d be surprised, kid.”

Yasmine: “Will you two stop calling me that?”

Link: “Fine, then, not-kid.”

Yasmine: *Rolls eyes*.

Mario : “Well, listen. To sum it all up, we are here to save your
universe. Apparently, some evil forces in our own universe have broken the
barrier between the two and are targeting your planet, which is called Earth, I
believe.”

Yasmine: “You mean to tell me that every character I see on any
screen is actually alive in an alternate universe?”

Link and Mario : *Nod*.

Yasmine: “Well, that’s pretty believable after everything that’s
happened so far today.”

(Mario and Link proceed to explain to Yasmine that they were in
search of anyone with even the slightest affinity for video games).

Mario : “And, well, you’re not the best, but there’s no time to
lose, so we’re going to need your help. It’s the only way we can stop the bad
guys. Anyway, you appear to have some knowledge on the subject since you know
both of our names.”

Link: “It would really help if you brought along a friend of
yours. Someone who also likes video games and such.”

Yasmine: “MAZEN!”

Link and Mario : “Who?”

Yasmine: *Grabs their hands*. “Come with me.”

(The three walk downstairs and outside onto the street).

Yasmine: “We’re taking a cab to my cousin’s house. He’s a pushover
for videogames, just like me. He can really help us out.” *Waves*. “Taxi!”

Mario : “Whoa, hold on one second. You don’t need taxis when you
can phone this guy.”

Yasmine: “Who?”

Link: *Begins to phone ‘this guy’*.

Yasmine: “Look, who exactly are we talking abou-” *Coughs*.

(Enormous, black, shiny limousine arrives, and Link and Mario go
inside along with Yasmine).

Link: “ ‘Evening, Hershel.”

Yasmine: “Who-” *Sees Professor Layton.* … *Faints*.

Professor Hershel Layton: “Oh, my.”

Mario : "What?"

Layton: "I was hoping you two would've found a more...
promising help."

Mario : "Well, there's no time for that. We're looking for her cousin,
actually. He can help."

Layton: "Well, that's good." *Looks at Yasmine, un-amused*. "Boss would
behead us if we brought in... that... to help."

Link: "Yeah. She doesn't really appear to be 'save-the-universe' material, eh?"

Layton: "Enough talk. Where exactly does this cousin of hers live?"

Mario : "Well, we sort of need her to tell us."

Link: *Slaps Yasmine in the face*.

Yasmine: *Bolts up*. "Wha-?"

Layton: "Excuse me, but where does your cousin live? He could prove useful
in saving your universe."

Yasmine: "Mazen's house is to your right."

Link: "Mazzo?"

Yasmine: "Mazen."

Link: "Mazzooni?"

Yasmine: "Mazen."

Link: "Mozzarella?"

Yasmine: "Mazen."

Link: "Macaroni?"

Yasmine: *Punches Link in the face*. "Oh, my God! I broke his nose!"

Link: "Oh, my God! You broke my nose!"

Mario : "Oh, my God! She broke his nose!"

Layton: "Oh, my God! The car has crashed!"

Mario : "What?"

Car: *Gets crashed*.

Yasmine: "How'd that happen?!"

(Group of snobs walk down the block).

A familiar voice: "Well, if it isn't dear, ol' Yasso."

These Guys and I

A brainless story by NintendoFanKimmy on a day when there was just nothing else to do.

Scene One - Well, Y'ello

(The misadventure begins with Yasmine Sirois, otherwise known as NintendoFanKimmy, lounging around in the living room in her usual laptop-is-about-to-fall-on-my-face position).

Yasmine: "Well, crud. Not much is going on today. Seems like all of my friends are offline, and even Mazen isn't picking up." *Stretches and walks over to the front door of the apartment*.

Yasmine: "Of course, I could just go and pick up a movie or t-" *Gets interrupted after hearing an ear-splitting shatter of glass at the balcony*.

Yasmine: "Holy cow! What the heck was that?" *Dashes to the broken window*.

(A Mario cap is seen lying among the pieces of shattered glass. So is Link's symbolic, green beanie-type hat thing).

Yasmine: "W-what? Mario and Link's headgear? Yeah, nice one, idiot. Seriously, though, whoever's pulling this off had better come out right now before I call the cops." (Thinking): "Darn. I can't do that. I don't speak enough Arabic. They wouldn't get a thing."

(Mario's jumping sound effect is heard nearby).

Yasmine: *Sighs*. "Why does Mona always leave on the DSi before heading out?" *Walks over to the console*.

(Dramatic music builds up like in those movies where there's a suspenseful moment and something scary is about to happen).

Yasmine: *Drops laptop*. (Thinking): "I-it's off... Where did the noise come from, then?" *Looks around and trembles*.

(All of a sudden, Super Mario jumps from behind the couch and screams out of fear).

Yasmine: *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Mario : *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: "AAAAAH!"

Mario : "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: *Runs into the kitchen and grabs a steak knife*. "Hands up! NOW!"

Mario : *Puts his hands on his head*. "Mamma mia!"

Yasmine: "Look, just who the hell are you, and what is your problem?"

Mario : "It's a me, Mario!"

(Suddenly, three glowing golden triangles fly across the room, circling Yasmine and Mario quickly, and then stop).

Yasmine: *Trembles*. (Thinking): "This has got to be another one of my weird dreams. Either someone's drugged me in my sleep or I've been hanging around with Mazen too much."

(The three triangles violently thrash through everything in the apartment and send every single vase crashing to the floor).

Yasmine: *Gulps*. "Mom is going to kill me."

Mario : "That is, if I don't."

Yasmine: "Look, what's your problem?"

Mario : "Nothing, I just felt like saying that."

(The three triangles combine to form the Triforce).

Yasmine: "Oh. My. God. Someone pinch me!" *Gets pinched in the shoulder*. "Ouch! Who did that?" *Turns around swiftly*.

(Link appears).

Yasmine: *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Link: *Screams*. "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: "AAAAAH!"

Link: "AAAAAH!"

Yasmine: *Draws kitchen knife*.

Link: *Unsheathes the Master Sword sending a blinding light that makes everyone look away for a second*.

Mario and Yasmine: "Well, crud."

... (...Awkward moments of silence drift by slowly and... awkwardly...)...

Yasmine: "Aw, you know what? Screw this." *Jumps out of the window*.

Mario and Link: *Look at each other*. “…”

Yasmine: *Lands on something*. “H-huh?”

(Yasmine is now riding an Yveltal that swooped down from the sky
and is flying her back to the apartment).

Yasmine: (Thinking): “A Pokémon? And I’m not even dreaming!” “Y-yveltal?!”
*Gets close to fainting*.
Yveltal: “Hey, calm down there, bub.”

Yasmine: *Faints*.
(The large Legendary Pokémon lands on the balcony and flies away,
as it is too big to fit inside [~~without Oblivion Wing-ing it, of course]~~).

Scene Two – To Mazen’s House!

Link: *Throws bucket of ice-cold water on Yasmine’s face*.

Yasmine: *Bolts up because of ice-cold water pouring down onto her
face*. “AAAAAH!”

Mario : *Sits Yasmine down*. “Listen… We are not threatening you or
anything. We actually have a very noble goal in mind… Let Link do the talking.”

Yasmine: *Looks at Link*.

Link: “Well, to be honest, kid… You and your little Real World
friends are toast.”

Yasmine: “How is that noble?!”

Mario : “Kid. Did he say that we were the ones toasting your
universe?”

Yasmine: “No… And, wait, w-what? There’s only one universe,
genius. And why are you existing? You and Link? You’re videogame characters!
You can’t exist!”

Link: *Smirks*. “You’d be surprised, kid.”

Yasmine: “Will you two stop calling me that?”

Link: “Fine, then, not-kid.”

Yasmine: *Rolls eyes*.

Mario : “Well, listen. To sum it all up, we are here to save your
universe. Apparently, some evil forces in our own universe have broken the
barrier between the two and are targeting your planet, which is called Earth, I
believe.”

Yasmine: “You mean to tell me that every character I see on any
screen is actually alive in an alternate universe?”

Link and Mario : *Nod*.

Yasmine: “Well, that’s pretty believable after everything that’s
happened so far today.”

(Mario and Link proceed to explain to Yasmine that they were in
search of anyone with even the slightest affinity for video games).

Mario : “And, well, you’re not the best, but there’s no time to
lose, so we’re going to need your help. It’s the only way we can stop the bad
guys. Anyway, you appear to have some knowledge on the subject since you know
both of our names.”

Link: “It would really help if you brought along a friend of
yours. Someone who also likes video games and such.”

Yasmine: “MAZEN!”

Link and Mario : “Who?”

Yasmine: *Grabs their hands*. “Come with me.”

(The three walk downstairs and outside onto the street).

Yasmine: “We’re taking a cab to my cousin’s house. He’s a pushover
for videogames, just like me. He can really help us out.” *Waves*. “Taxi!”

Mario : “Whoa, hold on one second. You don’t need taxis when you
can phone this guy.”

Yasmine: “Who?”

Link: *Begins to phone ‘this guy’*.

Yasmine: “Look, who exactly are we talking abou-” *Coughs*.

(Enormous, black, shiny limousine arrives, and Link and Mario go
inside along with Yasmine).

Link: “ ‘Evening, Hershel.”

Yasmine: “Who-” *Sees Professor Layton.* … *Faints*.

Professor Hershel Layton: “Oh, my.”

Mario : "What?"

Layton: "I was hoping you two would've found a more...
promising help."

Mario : "Well, there's no time for that. We're looking for her cousin,
actually. He can help."

Layton: "Well, that's good." *Looks at Yasmine, un-amused*. "Boss would
behead us if we brought in... that... to help."

Link: "Yeah. She doesn't really appear to be 'save-the-universe' material, eh?"

Layton: "Enough talk. Where exactly does this cousin of hers live?"

Mario : "Well, we sort of need her to tell us."

Link: *Slaps Yasmine in the face*.

Yasmine: *Bolts up*. "Wha-?"

Layton: "Excuse me, but where does your cousin live? He could prove useful
in saving your universe."

Yasmine: "Mazen's house is to your right."

Link: "Mazzo?"

Yasmine: "Mazen."

Link: "Mazzooni?"

Yasmine: "Mazen."

Link: "Mozzarella?"

Yasmine: "Mazen."

Link: "Macaroni?"

Yasmine: *Punches Link in the face*. "Oh, my God! I broke his nose!"

Link: "Oh, my God! You broke my nose!"

Mario : "Oh, my God! She broke his nose!"

Layton: "Oh, my God! The car has crashed!"

Mario : "What?"

Car: *Gets crashed*.

Yasmine: "How'd that happen?!"

(Group of snobs walk down the block).

A familiar voice: "Well, if it isn't dear, ol' Yasso."

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NintendoFanKimmy : nice story can't wait for part 2! i really like the part where layton was the one who is driving the taxi XD

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NintendoFanKimmy : haha! this is really funny glad you made this story it would be cool if this really happened wink. it was fun to read hope theres more i could picture all the screaming too

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