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Funny Lessons and Morals 3
You must prevent the avoidable exposure.
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01-15-14 10:54 AM
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,… “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.

“Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
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Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,… “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.

“Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
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Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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01-15-14 10:43 PM
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I don't know why, but I am pretty sure I laughed way harder on this then I should of. lol
I don't know why, but I am pretty sure I laughed way harder on this then I should of. lol
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That is a LOL thread indeed.  

That such of careless exposure must be avoided to prevent disgrace and shame on us.    
That is a LOL thread indeed.  

That such of careless exposure must be avoided to prevent disgrace and shame on us.    
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01-16-14 10:34 PM
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Hilarious story! LOLOL. Careless exposure, indeed!
To many, the true lesson might be to casually borrow capital in order to invest in future exposure and disgrace.
Hilarious story! LOLOL. Careless exposure, indeed!
To many, the true lesson might be to casually borrow capital in order to invest in future exposure and disgrace.
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01-25-14 06:51 PM
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   Oh my goodness. I don't know what just happened in that story. Anyways, what kind of ending was it suppose to be? I'm going to hurt my brain trying to know what it was!
   Oh my goodness. I don't know what just happened in that story. Anyways, what kind of ending was it suppose to be? I'm going to hurt my brain trying to know what it was!
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This is just a cut and paste from another forum :p
https://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=107574
There's some pretty hilarious ones there if you'd like to read but this is pretty much plagurism unless you made it yourself and plagurism is against the rules (and the law). Just for the future.

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This is just a cut and paste from another forum :p
https://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=107574
There's some pretty hilarious ones there if you'd like to read but this is pretty much plagurism unless you made it yourself and plagurism is against the rules (and the law). Just for the future.

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Amy_Cruzz : i thought this was pretty funny good moral though
Amy_Cruzz : i thought this was pretty funny good moral though
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Closed due to the reason stated my Blubcreator. Copy pasting/ plagiarizing is strictly against the rules. Just share the links to avoid copy pasting and to give proper credits to creators.
Closed due to the reason stated my Blubcreator. Copy pasting/ plagiarizing is strictly against the rules. Just share the links to avoid copy pasting and to give proper credits to creators.
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