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12-13-13 09:13 PM
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So, in my chemistry class my friend and I have that annoying tendency to tell each other stupid chemistry puns we found all period long, (while still doing the work, of course) and my teacher also appreciates good science jokes. (We also may or may not ship elements and other things...)

Do you know any bad chemistry or science puns?

Here's one: Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? "OMg!"
Or: Drop the base! (To neutralize the acid.)
And: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium!

Haha... ha.
Oh, puns.
So, in my chemistry class my friend and I have that annoying tendency to tell each other stupid chemistry puns we found all period long, (while still doing the work, of course) and my teacher also appreciates good science jokes. (We also may or may not ship elements and other things...)

Do you know any bad chemistry or science puns?

Here's one: Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? "OMg!"
Or: Drop the base! (To neutralize the acid.)
And: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium!

Haha... ha.
Oh, puns.
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PokefanKala : Well I don't know much about Chemistry But that is funny Anywho I am going to learn it next in my class .. we just finished Physics And we got Chem homwork to do over the Holidays .... So I'll understand sometime  
PokefanKala : Well I don't know much about Chemistry But that is funny Anywho I am going to learn it next in my class .. we just finished Physics And we got Chem homwork to do over the Holidays .... So I'll understand sometime  
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Haha! This is pretty interesting! My Science teacher liked jokes as well but if we talked he said be quiet or your gonna stay in at break even though if we talked he just repeated that again! It was so funny especially sense he was one of the best teachers I had! I don't know many science puns or jokes but I remember all my friends tried to do something to beam up the conversations in class!




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Haha! This is pretty interesting! My Science teacher liked jokes as well but if we talked he said be quiet or your gonna stay in at break even though if we talked he just repeated that again! It was so funny especially sense he was one of the best teachers I had! I don't know many science puns or jokes but I remember all my friends tried to do something to beam up the conversations in class!




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Got a few.

Q : want to hear a chemistry joke?
A: Na

A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks how much he owes. The bartender says "for you, no charge".?

Two chemists go to a restaurant. The waitress asks what they want to drink. The first chemist says "I'll have H2O". The second chemist said "I'll have H2O too"...... and he died.

(CO(NH2))2 - How many get that joke without looking it up?
Got a few.

Q : want to hear a chemistry joke?
A: Na

A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks how much he owes. The bartender says "for you, no charge".?

Two chemists go to a restaurant. The waitress asks what they want to drink. The first chemist says "I'll have H2O". The second chemist said "I'll have H2O too"...... and he died.

(CO(NH2))2 - How many get that joke without looking it up?
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(edited by rcarter2 on 12-17-13 10:11 AM)     Post Rating: 2   Liked By: PokefanKala, Rasenganfan2,

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rcarter2 : very well done, I actually didn't have too look it up because I'm taking chemistry courses online... made me laugh


I have one... A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender asks "what will you have?" and the neutrino says "I'm just passing through"...

I'll be here all week.
rcarter2 : very well done, I actually didn't have too look it up because I'm taking chemistry courses online... made me laugh


I have one... A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender asks "what will you have?" and the neutrino says "I'm just passing through"...

I'll be here all week.
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All of these puns are the best I've seen / heard in a while.

Here is mine: Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "May I have H2O?" *The bartender serves him* The second scientist says, "Can I have H2O too?" *The Bartender serves him* Later that day the second scientist dies.

Hope you get it! SCIENCE FOR THE WIN!

All of these puns are the best I've seen / heard in a while.

Here is mine: Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "May I have H2O?" *The bartender serves him* The second scientist says, "Can I have H2O too?" *The Bartender serves him* Later that day the second scientist dies.

Hope you get it! SCIENCE FOR THE WIN!

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