Sorry for the slow response.  I choose the obvious pick: #4!  Maybe if I stare at him long enough he'll come back to life.

ALL PLAYERS READY (except Seishiro, who has a reason for being inactive at present.)

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pacman1755 : story
megamanmaniac : story

You both choose to ask around. You both roll 1d20.

pacman1755 rolls 13.

Success.

megamanmaniac rolls 17.

Success.

You both walk down the street, asking whatever people you can find (spoiler - there aren't many) whatever happened to the people and when they'll be back (if they'll be back).

Their answers range from "People are missing?" to "They aren't coming back." to "Please sir, I'm poor and sick, and hungry!" to "Get off my lawn you crazy adventurers! Whippersnappers..."

Ultimately, you can't get a concise answer out of anyone.

You continue on your trek through town, when you realize the city may just be smaller than you remembered.

You turn to each other, and start pondering your next move.

After the longest, most awkward stare down in your lives... Daisuke delivers you from silence.

: Watas***achi wa ima dekiru ?ku wanaidesuga, wareware wa osoraku, machi o hanareru hitsuy? ga arimasu kakushin s***e imasu.

Wise words, from a wise man.

PACMAN1755 CHOICE
1. Attempt to speak in Japanese with Daisuke
2. Stare at Daisuke
3. Ask Daisuke ANY question in English (specify)
4. Continue searching
5. Solve Daisuke's sentence

MEGAMANMANIAC CHOICE
1. Attempt to speak in Japanese with Daisuke
2. Stare at Daisuke
3. Ask Daisuke ANY question in English (specify)
4. Continue searching
5. Solve Daisuke's sentence

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mlb789 : story

You chose to upgrade your STR skill. (CHOICE 2)

You revel in victory... until you hear a commotion near by.

You follow your ears, and happen upon the strangest of sights.

: ...

: ...

You wonder what's going on... also you notice... one of the men looks familiar. He looks like the man who helped you fight a Fred Durst a while back. You can't help but feel unending pity for the man, who seems to have been struck down while you were away.

You shed a single manly tear, and put your hands on your weapon. Whoever this banana man is, he may be hostile, and it would be wise to be wary until you learn more.

MLB789 CHOICE
1. Launch Sneak Attack on the Banana Man
2. Wait and see what happens
3. Yell at the Banana Man to alert him to your presence.
4. Head back the other way to town.

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supernerd117 : story

You chose to continue staring at the very dead man.

You roll 1d20. You roll 8.

Success.

: ...

: ...

: ...

: ...

Minutes pass.

: ...

: ...

OK, this is getting nowhere.

SUPERNERD117 CHOICES
1. Mouth to Mouth
2. Bring him to a hospital
3. Give him a proper burial

Damnit, the romaji curse continues for us. Unless you have an idea of what he's saying, MMM, I'm going to continue searching. Sorry, Daisuke. If I knew a good translator, I'd understand you.

Actually, I'll ask you a question, Daisuke. Do you know how to speak English?

I agree with pacman. We should ask him if he can speak English from now on. That would make life much easier.

Why not, I'll take him to a hospital.  Might as well make sure whether or not he's dead first.

I will do a 4 and head back into town.

(Sorry for not updating)

Question about Sir Leggy: What are him planning to do?

Apologies to all players for the late update.

I've been preoccupied. I'll create the update in the next few days.

ALL PLAYERS READY

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pacman1755 : story
megamanmaniac : story

You both choose mutually to ask Daisuke whether or not he speaks English.

pacman1755 and megamanmaniac each roll 1d20.

pacman1755 rolls 20. SUPER LUCKY FUN TIME YES!
megamanmaniac rolls 7.

Success.

You debate over who to ask the question. In the end you choose the man who got the critical roll.

: So Daisuke, oh buddy oh pal, do you speak English?

: No.

: But... you just spoke English.

: Hai.

: ...

: ...

: You are kidding, right?

: ?e, watashi wa shibito no y?na shinkoku sa reru nodesu.

PACMAN1755 CHOICE
1. Attempt to speak in Japanese with Daisuke
2. Stare at Daisuke
3. Ask Daisuke ANY question in English (specify)
4. Continue searching
5. Solve Daisuke's sentence

MEGAMANMANIAC CHOICE
1. Attempt to speak in Japanese with Daisuke
2. Stare at Daisuke
3. Ask Daisuke ANY question in English (specify)
4. Continue searching
5. Solve Daisuke's sentence

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mlb789 : story

You head back to the town of Porska, where you hope to spend some of your hard-earned cash.

As you enter the city, you see a poster... the person on the poster looks a LOT like the man who was laying down on the ground for dead earlier. You could probably fetch a pretty good bounty for him, though you can't see exactly how much because of the paper being torn.

So you have a choice to make.

MLB789 CHOICES
1. Go back to the banana man and the dead guy
2. Go back into the city
3. Talk to the guards about the poster

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supernerd117 : story

You decide to take him to the hospital.

You roll 1d20. You roll...

3.

FAILURE.

You attempt to pick him up, but notice you lack upper body strength, and thus cannot carry him to a hospital. Woe is you.

SUPERNERD117 CHOICES
1. Mouth to Mouth
2. Give him a proper burial
3. Give up on him and walk away

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Seishiro Leonhart : story

: What is Sir Leggy planning to do?

You roll 1d20. You roll a 13.

Success.

: Unfortunately, I'm just a grunt, so I really don't know that much. Sorry.

: Oh...

: What I CAN tell you is that whatever it is, it probably isn't good for the citizens of Leggy Land.

: What makes you say that?

: Are you new to Leggy Land or something? Sir Leggy is the most vindictive cruel ass on this side of the universe. His tales of grandeur are spread far and wide here.

: Grandeur?

: Yes, like before he became king of this land, he was all alone. He singlehandedly destroyed the previous empire.

: Previous empire...? By himself?

: Yeah, and now he has a legion of soldiers at his command. He's unstoppable.

SEISHIRO CHANCE
1. How will you continue this conversation? (Choose a way to continue)

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Sorry for the short update everyone!

Jeez...this is getting us nowhere. I think there was a guy around here who speaks Japanese and English. I think I'm going to go search for him.

Super Lucky Fun Time, and the character shoots me down on the request. What a waste of a week's turn. Eh.

Continue Searching, OP.

Let's not do this.
2) Go back to the city.

(Can I make more than 1 question at once?)

1. How will you continue this conversation?
When did this happen? And where and when was this Tabi last seen?

legacyme3 : Since your Survivor game is on a temporary hiatus because the Tour de Vizzed is this month, why not continue with this until the month ends. Then, when the month is over, you can go back to the Survivor game.

megamanmaniac :

No point in doing it, you'd get maybe one update before Survivor starts.

I'm inclined to say this won't start up again until Survivor: Kanashi Shima is over, but at that point, I might also be getting Mafia set up.

The long and the short of it is the same, I will update this when I feel like it, but this is easily my least favorite game thread to update. So it only gets updated when none of the other threads are up. And during the TDV, I feel even lazier than usual. The terrible posting saps the energy right out of me.

I've decided to update, since Vizzed Survior: Kanashi Shima will be out soon, and I promised to update at least once before Kanashi Shima began.

So, without further ado, the moment you've waited many moons for...

ALL PLAYERS READY.

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pacman1755 : story
megamanmaniac : story

: This is getting us less than nowhere.

: I agree. But we need to figure out where to go from here...

You decide, after extended conversation that you cannot move on without finding out more information.

pacman1755 rolls 1d20. So does megamanmaniac.

pacman1755 rolls 5. FAILURE.
megamanmaniac rolls 7. Success!

CLASH.

You both clash over your success and failure, meaning a third roll to decide the winner.

Saving throw. Saving throw is 15.

Success!

You both walk down the street, asking more passerby.

Eventually you wind up at the outskirts of town.

Then, you fall into a hole.

You really should have watched where you were going.

When you stop falling, you look around, to notice, that this is a hive of scum and villainy. Which means this is the perfect place to ask around.

You walk up to three trustworthy looking gentlemen...

And they attack! Or do until they see Daisuke with you.

He looks crestfallen, and upset.

: Kyodai kon'nichiwa.

They nod, and put their swords away.

: Daisuke! Brother! Where have you been!?

: A, anata wa mawari no shi'tte iru....

: Still talking in that infernal tongue... didn't mother wash out your mouth enough when we were younger?

: Haha to ieba, dokoni kanojo wa aru?

: Didn't you hear? She was kidnapped by this guy. Along with half the town above.

: So... that's where everyone is.

: You folk don't look like you are from around here.

: Well, I'm not, but my friend here, Titan is one of the gu...

Titan pulls Puckman aside, and whispers to him...

: Look, you can't tell them I'm a guard, because these guys are pirates. Daisuke is cool because he came over to our side, but they are still villains...

: And?

: Are you an idiot? If you tell them I'm a guard, they'll almost certainly attack us.

: Hey, what are you whispering about? Get back over here.

: Remember, don't tell them I'm a guard!

You pause for a moment, and then look back over at the pirates, and then at Titan.

: As I was saying, Titan is...

PACMAN1755 CHOICE
1. Tell the pirates that Titan is a guard.
2. Tell the pirates that Titan is your man slave.
3. Tell the pirates that Titan is Daisuke's man slave.
4. Tell the pirates that Titan is a diseased hobo from the surface world.
5. Tell the pirates that Titan is the king.
6. Tell the pirates that Titan is Leggy.

MEGAMANMANIAC CHOICE
1. Wait nervously.
2. Attack Puckman.
3. Attack the pirates.
4. Attack Daisuke.
5. Whistle.
6. Poop your pants.

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mlb789 : story

You chose to ignore the bounty, and get straight to the town. Only to find that the town is very quiet.

: Welcome to Porska!

You ignore the man who looks an awful lot like the guys you've been beating up.

: I said, "Welcome to Porska!"

You continue to ignore him until you wind up at the police station, to get the police to get the man to stop harassing you.

: Listen, I've been nothing but friendly to you! I SAID "WELCOME TO PORSKA!"

A voice asks - "Is there a problem, civilians?"

: Yes, this man won't leave me alone. Can you get him to stop, officer?

You turn around.

: No, unfortunately not. I'm a car you see.

: You have got to be kidding me.

: No, I assure you, I am most definitely, and literally a car.

: What is wrong with this place? Where are the cops?

: I am the cops. All of them. All one.

MLB789 CHOICES
1. Ask the cop car to arrest Fred Durst.
2. Ask Fred Durst to arrest the cop car.
3. Go back to the banana man and the guy on the bounty poster.
4. Attack Fred Durst.
5. Attack the cop car.
6. Go to the weapon/armor/magic (specify) shop.

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supernerd117 :

You choose to give him mouth to mouth.

You roll 1d20. You roll 19.

FAILURE.

He's dead Jim.

You just kissed a dead guy. Pervert.

SUPERNERD117 CHOICES
1. Proper Burial
2. Leave him there
3. Attack his rotting corpse
4. Kiss him one more time for good luck

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Seishiro Leonhart : story

: When did this happen? And where and when was this Tabi last seen?

You roll 1d20. You roll 14. Success!

: Well, Tabi was last seen ages ago, I couldn't tell you specifically, because even I don't know. But Leggy conquered this land well before either of us were born.

: Is he immortal?

: In the sense that he's been living for over a millennia, yes.

: That's scary...

: Scarier when his woman has gone missing. But not to fear. He doesn't care anymore. Apparently they broke up.

: What the hell?

: Yeah, back in January. At the time it was pretty ugly. But he has a new lady consort.

: So he's happy...?

: Not... quite. He wants her dead.

: What? Why?

: Well, he's the god of this world. And she knows secrets about him. Secrets that could destroy him, presumably.

: I see...

: Yes...

: Yes indeed...

: So are we done here?

SEISHIRO LEONHART CHOICES
1. Sure, goodbye (Doesn't accept "Quest to Find Tabi"
2. Yeah, and I think I'll help out here. ("Quest to Find Tabi" accepted)
3. I'm not sure (Continue asking questions, specify questions)

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Sorry for the delayed update. Hope this satisfies.

Oh, uh. Didn't expect this update. Ever.

Going for #1. Titan is a guard.

I'll just wait...

Let's do the weird thing.  NUMBER 2 ALL THE WAY!