Hello my friends,it is once again me,Relinquish,bow down before me and my mediocre grammer skills,Alright enough of that,its serious time,there shall be no Pokemon review today (although i am sure most of you don't care) So instead,i am going to try to cover my tracks,by talking about the Pokemon anime...and how much it SUCKS
Now Now Hold it,before you flood me with spam,and start calling me the worst living creature to exist in this World,this universe,this Dimension,and in this very plain of reality,let me say that i won't be targeting the shows obvious flaws,this is not some well though out high budget smart and clever kids show like "Avatar the last airbender" or "Young Justice" or "Batman the animated series" so i wont try to get the basics,or maybe i will,its my choice,anyway let me just tell you the Problems i have with it.
1.ASH IS A FREAKING DRONE),I HATE this character,he is SO single minded,he never thinks clearly,he just goes with the flow,his goal is so simple," I want to be the best....and that's it" now i know that's...basically what his character is supposed to be,and i know he helps people he comes across on occasion,but he has almost no emotion on the way through,he is just like a drone following the queens will,in fact if you think about....the rivals have more emotion then him,they want to be the best to,but at least Gary was a smart alec,Paul just screamed "I AM A DARK AND DEPRESSING CHARACTER,LOVE ME AUDIENCE,LOVE ME",but hey at least it was still a character,as i said before,ash just goes with the flow,he never goes out to help somebody,unless the Problem is handed towards him.
2.The villains) These people have no character...what so ever,the closest we got was "N" but still i don't even think he is evil in the anime yet,you know since i barely watch it,they have no goal except "RULE THE WORLD" how about a villain that try's to get close to ash,someone who knows how to play into peoples emotions
Ryuk:: N
Relinquish: HE DOES NOT COUNT
It would be nice if they fought someone who can actually have a character,a back story,something to justify what they are doing,well...they already do justify it,but its not...okay let me explain what a good villain is
If a villain can make you think,if they can make you question,if they can make you question the hero's motive,and the characters motives,that is a good villain.
Not a whiny emo,who wants to take over the world,Christ,even Sasuke from Naruto is still technically a good villain...well...he keeps changing sides so whatever,and i use technically VERY loosely.
3.Its satanic) PFFT HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,i'm just trolling you can leave now...ah i love when old white people who don't know what the internet is,spout things like "EVOLUTION EVIL AND ALL DAT CRAP,Even though 96% of science and evidence supports it....ITS STILL EVIL" They just want this 1950's "Leave it to Beaver" world that never existed,you know when the husband comes home from work,and the wife welcomes him home and kisses him on the cheek,the husband says "how did you do on your test son" and the son says " i got a B dad" Then the father says " Well try harder next time,and after that he just chastises his wife,and she says "Your right honey" and finally she just rubs his shoulders and crap like that...oh yeah this serves no point what so ever,Pokemon is not satanic,so just get that thought out of your head
Anyway those are my thoughts on the Pokemon anime,just tell me yours,do you agree with me,Or do you think i am the worst thing to ever-
Deathstroke: you already used that joke
Anyway tell me what you guys think
Oh yeah you guys like the new profile picture...i know i do
Oh god....excuse me i am going to hang myself( no offense to anyone that has commited Suicide...wait that does not make any sense)
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