Cleverbot: I like two directions.

This... Is probably the best response ever.

Just type in "Big adventure". It should know what it means...

epicpokenerd! :

Me: Big Adventure.
Cleverbot: Tons of fun!

 Yeahhh!  We're going on an adventuuure!  ...Yay...

Do you love me? 

LunarDarkness2 : (Dat unnoticed Mlp reference..)  Me: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you, too.


Yay...

Are you a cyborg wizard?

A user of this : Cleverbot simply said, "No." BOOOOOOOORIIIIIIING!

Tell Cleverbot: Describe yourself.

which one should i click there are three of them

Cleverbot describe yourself.

Cleverbot: Tall

I guess I'll take its word on that

Do you like Pi?

16TheEman :
Me: Do you like Pi?
Cleverbot: Not really, it can be confusing.

True dat ^

Ask it, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"

Popeye116 :
Me: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Cleverbot: You did.

I don't think... What?

Ask Cleverbot if it loves you.

I think somebody already asked this, but Cleverbot responded:

Cleverbot: I am not sure yet. It would take me years to learn how.

Tell Cleverbot you are one of the days of the week.

I gave the Cleverbot the Voight-Kampff test. Those of you have seen The Blade Runner now what that is. Here is our conversation.

It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

I say 'Thank you,' of course. How else would I react?

You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

Telephone

You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.

There is?

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you

look down, and you see a tortoise, Cleverbot, it’s crawling toward you. You

reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot. The tortoise

lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs

trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But

you’re not helping. Why is that?

Then what.

Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Single words?

Yes, like I said. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Love.

In a magazine you come across a full-page photo of a nude girl.

Girl

You show the picture to your husband. He likes it and hangs it on the wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.

Sure, what do you look like?

You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
?
But you're my best friend...

Last question. You're watching an old movie. It shows a banquet in

progress, the guests are enjoying raw oysters. The entree consists of

boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you

than a dish of boiled dog.

Are you the boy or the girl?

Anyway, the Cleverbot has a long way to go but I have to say the answer to the only question I deviated from just asking a Question and moving to the next one kind of shook me!. And that was the question where the replicant in the movie went berserk! Cleverbots answer was kind of cute.