I could probably post everything I've ever said as the craziest thing I've ever said. Nothing I say isn't crazy these days I'm not sure what it is about me. So watch out! One day I just blurted out "What the Helicopter!?!?!" really loud. This is the only thing I could think of off of the top of my head.

I still remember and think about when this happened for I don't know why it happened. In AP Lit. in 10th grade I bust out laughing loudly and uncontrollably.  I couldn't stop laughing and after a few minutes of this I had to go out in the hall until I could get myself under control.  It still makes me chuckle when I think of it.

When i was in school, i really liked to say random things, but my favorite is "Holy Coffee" I thought it was pretty funny, but others find it very weird. Its a wonder why i don't have much friends.

   All of the insane words and phrases I have shouted throughout all of the days of school I have experienced throughout my lifetime are only countless. I act psychotic at school and there is no doubt about it. There is absolutely no point of sharing what I have shouted because I have most likely shouted everything, and I certainly do mean everything. Haha!

There was a girl who was in 12th grade that was a teacher's assistant in my 11th grade English class.  She was really cocky and bragged all the time and had a bad attitude.  She was standing on a desk during class and hanging something from the wall.  People were kind of watching her because class was slow and nothing was happening.

The teacher said, "Why is everyone keep looking at Sue?  I don't get it."

She said, "Because they're all checking out my behind," and she wiggled at us.

I said, 'Yeah, it's as huge as your ego.  We can't miss it."

The class erupted in laughter and I got a few days of detention.  The story went around the school and a lot of random people came up and high-fived me because they thought it was hilarious.

Four days detention were also assigned.  Totally worth it.

I'm not funny and everything I say is so crazy that it makes no sense. The funnies was when the teacher asked what we did in the summer and I said: "Nothing unusual, just broke someone's leg with my face when he kicked me, in the face."

Well when school caught fire ( Science Lab accident ) and we were all told to gather on the field so we could leave orderly .. I said " Hey Everyone ! Lets go to Games Room ! " ... and then later on it caught fire again and I said it ... again .  

Mr. Zed : Your school has a games room? And... you said it twice???

zanderlex : No ... there is a games room nearby that we go to .. and since we could go home we went there ..... and my school caught fire once then I said it ... and then it caught fire again another te and I said it another time ... make sense right :3 .. 


And how is ma vid ? ( sorry this is off topic respond on my profile ... I tried to get in touch with you but you only seem to be around in threads ) 

The craziest thing would of probably been when I sat in gum... IT WAS SO NASTY.. I screamed OMG's ewwww! It was terrible my friends took pencils and stuff to get it off.. whoever put gum in that chair was a fool.. and I was a fool for not looking before I sat down. Funny Times.




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I remember talking to my German teacher and ask him, "What do you mean that I failed the test?" He said, "you just did"

Well, I have not done anything crazy per se, but, believe it or not, I told my teacher to be quiet and let me speak once. I was only in third grade, so she just laughed and didn't do anything . If I did something like that now? Hoo, boy... I shudder to think about it XD!

Well, I barely remember this because I was in kindergarten. But my mother still talks about this story. It requires a brief back-story. My uncle was watching my brother and I at the airport. He had not had really any experience with kids, so he was worried we would wander off. So he told us a quick story of Jeffrey Dauhmer. He told us that he would snatch us if we wandered away by ourselves. It kept us from doing that

So when we go back to school, my parents get calls from our teachers. We had been disturbing a lot of our classmates by telling them the details of Jeffrey Dauhmer and what he did. 


Another one was when I was in 2nd grade. We were filling out these forms (don't remotely remember what they were for). We were bubbling in our information, and it got to 'sex'. I was more than aware of what sex was, but not aware that the same word could also mean gender. So I raised my hand and asked what it meant. My teacher said it means 'are you a boy or a girl'. I said out loud "Nuh-uh. That's how moms and dads make babies." Kids say the darndest things

Okay, so I hope people see this during sophomore year, someone left the gas on near the chemistry desk that me and a couple friends were using and we happened to take upon ourselves some of the mental effects that occur when a person breaths in gases for a period of time. Me and one of my friends then had to go to Spanish class. So, we get to class, a little more laugh-y than usual, and we are sitting there and he did something that was annoying (I think he kept throwing my pencil on the ground). Anyways, I said "knock it off butt hole" (exact words) And he says, "at least I have a butt hole."

So in this state, I laughed a bit, but let go of it, partially because we were just starting a test. So we are taking this test, and part way through it occurs to me what he said, and what he was hinting towards. So, in the absolute silence (you could hear a pin drop. The only sounds in the room were the scrawling of pencils) I, in my altered state, turned to look at my friend and loudly stated so the whole class to hear, "Hey! I have a butt hole!..."

Instantly I knew what had been done, and that there was absolutely no going back. The teacher looked up at me, stopping dead what she was in the middle of writing, and just stared at me, wide eyed, like she'd never heard such a statement in her life. She faltered as if she was about to say something, then just stopped, looked back at her paper, and continued writing while slowly shaking her head

In my class, 5 people who were just too good to just repeat Algebra (because they had been advanced enough to take it in 7th grade) went on to Geometry. I was one of those people. In Geometry, it's always fun and no day goes by without someone having some syntax error. The other day, I blurted out 'point-slomula' instead of point-slope formula, and the day after, my teacher said 'circumcise' instead of circumscribe. After that one, we were laughing and the teacher just couldn't get back to lesson. She even had to leave the room for a minute. Outside of Geometry, I guess this isn't crazy, more funny, but I gotta mention it - once, after the whole class had gathered in one room for practicing songs for the school holiday celebration thing, a different teacher asked something along the rough lines of "I need you guys to help me. It's with something we all need help with [blah blah blah]..." and I blurted out, "Taxes?" The entire 50ish-kid class, and all 4 teachers, laughed and laughed for like 5 minutes straight. I was still being congratulated when the break rolled around.

Well one of the craziest things I have said was when I was in kindergarten. So I had a question so I raised my hand and meant to say the teachers name and then what I wanted when she called on me but instead I said mommy. The class could not stop laughing.

This wasn't in school, but this thread made me think of how the other day I was walking through my house talking to my mom and I noticed the white canvas shoes I got for Christmas that I was going to paint with various fandom stuff. So I was telling my mom my plan for what I was going to paint where on them, and for the front of one I was going to paint this character named Castiel's tie. So I was talking and I said something about what I was going to do on my "Cas shoe". A few seconds later I realized I had made a pun (Cas shoe sounds like cashew), and it wasn't even that funny, but I guess I was in a really odd mood because I screamed "CASHEW!" and I fell face first on my couch and literally laughed for like ten minutes straight about this idiotic accidental pun. And then my mom started laughing because I was laughing so hard, which made me laugh harder, and it was really strange.
In school... hmm... I mean, I make a lot of really odd references...
Oh! This one time in middle school my friends and I were at the induction ceremony for National Junior Honors Society, and the principal gave this speech talking about how we were "The Future Leaders of America." After the ceremony, my friends and I went outside because it was too crowded for us in the cafeteria and went out to go play on the playground's little spinning thing you hang down from because we were bored. We kept spinning on this piece of equipment, when suddenly we realized that we were all wearing fancy little dresses for the ceremony and had been spinning around quickly in circles... in dresses. Thankfully, I had been wearing little bike shorts underneath, but some of my friends hadn't planned ahead so suddenly it was very awkward. We all decided it would be best to stop but nobody else was out there so my one friend just shrugged and got back on and screamed "LOOK, I'M FLASHING THE WORLD!" (Keep in my mind that we're total nerds and we would normally never do anything like this.) And then I just sort of muttered "Future leaders of America, everybody," and now that's one of our inside jokes. So, I guess that was more my friend's doing, but yes. Haha, such promise!

I remember when i called my  teacher mom repeatedly  (because Spanish for teacher and mom starts with 2 same letters)