I had some pretty rough times but what about Mario  having fun with his unlimited health and his internal lifes. But what would happened if he was in the real world so I began thinking and I made a somewhere theory. We all know Mario is a plumber who work's there for 23 or 25 years  and we probably should know what does Mario buys. Well I know it bills, food, and the rent of their house. And what about bowser or peach I think Bowser would be a robber who lives with in the south and friends with Mario  and peach would be the rich person who gets kidnapped by bowser and tries to get money. And Mario saves from his weird running skills and arrest bowser. After the day he eats pasta and stays fat for the next day. That's my theory goes and I hope to see others theories .

porkym :  You've got a fairly interesting view of Mario, but man, you gotta clean that post up some.  More people will listen to what you have to say. Anyways

Wouldn't Mario be getting pretty old now?  He has to wake up a couple times a night to pee now, weekly visits to pick up his blood pressure medication, at this point I think Mario, Peach, Bowser and Toad and the lot just hang out drinking sangria talking about the good-ole 8-bit days.  And what's up with Mario never having any kids w/peach.  Oh well, it is probably too late now, maybe with a stop at that pharmacy for some "enhancement product" or some male testosterone.  

I hear Mario is always yelling at the neighbors kids to get off his lawn, Peach doesn't like pink anymore, and Bowser moved somewhere  for cheap booze.

For the record I'm just joking and getting into the spirit of the thread.  

Well I don't have a good at thinking of things  but I thought of my theory and you r kinda right about Mario about being old. But I wasn't ready to thinking about the post but I press submit post.

porkym : Pretty good theory you have, Mario in the real world as a typical plummer who worked for 25+ years (We all know he is a plummer), and how you describe Peach and Bowser, and Mario chasing after them and using mushrooms and turtles, fish, cannons, and a lot of other things in his path to save Peach in the real world, good interesting topic you have here.

porkym : Hmm, you might be right... Now, I think, Mario plays, on it's Nintendo Wii, New Super Mario Wii or just... Super Mario, yeah!

But one single thing won't change; Mario won't die at all! We can't forget him and if we will try, it would be hard to do this, am I right?

About Bowser, I think he is too tired and/or bored to kidnap Peach again...

Hey, I got an idea! Let's make a thread with the title "Mario's reunion" where all the Mario fans can post screeshots, videos or any contents about Mario, just to remember the old and happy times when we discovered and played Mario!

That would not be very fun. It would be passable that everyone would die because Mario would run out of his lives and there would be not start again button.

porkym : Haha, I liked how you said "Stays fat" that's kinda funny.. xD

I kind of agree to you on this, I watched all these things about him eating spaghetti and saving the princess before that I can say I agree and it was almost the same thing I was thinking literally.

It would be very cool if he did exist in the real world though.

You are most likely right except what would people be thinking with a fat guy dressed in a red shirt overalls and a hat running down the street