As some people know by now, I am one of the biggest Gravity Falls fans in the world. I have seen each of the 20 episodes at least 25 times, and I have listened to more than 50 of the songs. I love the show so much that I decided to do the transcripts for some of the episodes.

For this, I watched the first two episodes and I typed what they say. I tried to not do action and setting scenes too much because they are too hard for me. I tried to look up other people who have done this to see how they do such things as settings, but it was too complex so I decided to just put such scenes where it is absolutely necessary.

Hope you like it.

EPISODE ONE TOURIST TRAPPED




Dipper (Narrating) Ah, summer break.
Hank So you want cheese on that, hon?
Unnamed wife Sure, Hank.
Dipper (Narrating) A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy. Unless you're me.
Mabel It's getting closer!
Dipper (Narrating) My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
Mabel Look out!
Dipper (Narrating) Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
Dipper (Narrating) Let's rewind. It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods.
Mabel This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!
Dipper And there's a goat on my bed.

Mabel Hey, friend. Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Dipper (Narrating) My sister tended to look on the brighter side of things.

Mabel Yay! Grass!

Dipper (Narrating) But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.

Stan Boo!
Dipper Ah!

Dipper (Narrating) And then there was our great uncle Stan.

Dipper (Narrating) That guy.

Stan It was worth it.
Dipper (Narrating) Our uncle transformed his house into a tourist trap he called 'The Mystery Shack.' The real mystery is why anyone came.

Stan Ladies and Gentlemen, behold! The Sascrotch!

Dipper (Narrating) And guess who had to work there.

Stan No touching the merchandise!

Dipper (Narrating) It seemed like it was going to be the same boring routine all summer. Until one fateful day...

Mabel He's looking at it! He's looking at it!
Cut to a boy looking at Mabel's note. It reads-
Boy Uh, (Reading off the note) "Do you like me?
Yes.
Definitely.
Absolutely?"

Mabel I rigged it!
Dipper Mabel, I know you're going through your whole "Boy Crazy" phase, but I think you're kind of over doing it with the "crazy" part.
Mabel What?

Mabel Come on, Dipper! This is our first summer away from home. It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance.
Dipper Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?
Flashback
Mabel My name is Mabel. But you can call me "the girl of your dreams".
Mabel pushes boy. Boy falls over postcard stand.
Mabel I'm joking! Ha ha ha ha!
Cut to a boy holding a turtle on a bench, Mabel's head pops up behind it.
Mabel Oh my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too! What is happening here?!
Cut to a store that sells mattresses and an employee who is dressed as a saving king.
MP Come one, come all, to the Mattress Prince's kingdom of savings!
Mabel (Hiding behind a set of colorful balloons, pops out head and whispers.) Take me with you...
MP Ah!
Flashback Over.
Mabel Mock all you want, brother, but I've got a good feeling this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now.
Cut to the door, Stan walks in with a bottle of soda and burps.
Stan Oh! Oh, not good. Ow.
Mabel Oh, why?
Dipper Ha ha ha!
Stan All right, all right, look alive people. I need someone to hang up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.
Dipper (Quickly) Not it.
Mabel (Quickly) Not it.
Soos Uh, also not it.
Stan Nobody asked you, Soos.
Soos I know, and I'm comfortable with that.
Soos eats a chocolate bar.
Stan Wendy, I need you to put up these signs!

Wendy I would, but I can't, ugh, reach it.

Stan I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it... eenie, meenie, mieney…
Stan points at Dipper.
Stan You.
Dipper Aw, what? Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in the woods, I feel like I'm being watched.
Stan Ugh, this again.

Dipper I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out "Beware".
Stan That says "bewarb". Look, kid. The whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend, trumped up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.
A fat male tourist laughs while looking at a Stan bobble head on the shelf.
Stan So quit being so paranoid!
Stan gives Dipper the signs. Dipper sighs.

Dipper Ugh, Grunkle Stan. Nobody ever believes anything I say.
Dipper puts up a sign that says "To The Mystery Shack". He begins yo put up another but it makes a metallic sound. He taps the tree with the hammer, more metallic sounds. He opens a secret window that opens up to a box with two control switches on top. He flips one of them and a hole opens up the ground while Gompers, a goat, was sniffing it. The goat runs away.

Dipper What the?
Dipper looks inside the hole and finds a book. The cover has a hand with six fingers on it and the number 3. He puts the book on the ground, looks around and flips one page open. He flips another page, and begins reading.
Dipper (Reading) "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."
Dipper flips past a few pages..
Dipper What is all this?
Dipper stops at the page that says TRUST NO ONE! on it.
Dipper (Reading) "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before "he" finds it. Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust." (Talking to self) No one you can trust...
Mabel appears on a log.
Mabel Hello!
Dipper Ah!
Mabel What'cha reading? Some nerd thing?
Dipper Uh, uh, it’s nothing!
Mabel (Imitating Dipper.) "Uh, uh, it’s nothing!" (Laughs) What? Are you actually not gonna show me?

Dipper Uhhh, let's go somewhere private.

Dipper It's amazing! Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid…

Dipper But according to this book, Gravity Falls has a secret dark side.
Mabel Whoa! Shut up! (Mabel pushes Dipper.)
Dipper And get this! After a certain point, the pages just stop, like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared!
Doorbell rings.
Dipper Who's that?
Mabel Well, time to spill the beans!
(Mabel knocks over a can of beans she sees on a nearby table.) (Favorite Part)
Mabel Broop. Beans! This girl's got a date! Woo-woo!

Dipper Let me get this straight: in the half hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend?

Mabel What can I say? I guess I'm just irresistible!

Mabel Oh! Coming!

Stan What you reading there, Slick?
Dipper Oh, um!
Dipper stuffs the book under the seat cushion and grabs a magazine next to the beans.
Dipper I was just catching up on,uh...

Dipper Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine?
Stan That's a good issue.
Dipper pretends to read.
Mabel Hey, family!

Mabel Say hello to my new boyfriend!

Norman
'Sup?
Dipper Hey?
Stan How's it hanging?
Mabel We met at the cemetery. He's really deep.

Mabel Oh! Little muscle there. He, he wh-what a surprise.
Dipper So, what's your name?
Norman Uh...normal..man.
Mabel He means Norman.
Dipper Are you.. bleeding, Norman?

Norman It's jam.

Mabel I love jam! Look at this.

Norman So, you wanna go hold hands or... whatever?
Mabel Oh, oh my goodness..he he.. Don't wait up!
Mabel leaves the room and Norman smacks into the wall.
Dipper (Narrating) There was something about Norman that wasn't right. I decided to consult the journal.

Dipper Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for...teenagers! Beware Gravity Fall's nefarious...
Dipper gasps and thunder is heard.
Norman (Imaginary) 'Sup.
Dipper Zombie!

Stan Somebody say "crombie"? What is it, crombie? It's not even a word. You're losing your mind.

Mabel I like you.
Dipper Oh, no! Mabel!

Dipper No, no, Mabel! Watch out!

Mabel Huh, daisies? You scallywag...
Dipper Is my sister really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?
Soos It's a dilemma, to be sure.
Soos randomly appears in Dipper’s room.
Soos I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.
Dipper Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's gotta be a zombie, right?
Soos Hmm. How many brains did you see the guy eat?
Dipper Zero.
Soos Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.

Soos But you gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people are gonna think you’re a major league cuckoo clock.
Dipper As always, Soos, you’re right.
Soos My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.
Stan
Off-screen) Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!
Soos I am needed elsewhere.
Soos leaves the room backwards.
Dipper (Narrating) My sister could be in trouble. It was time to get some evidence.

Dipper (Narrating) I’d seen enough.
Cuts to Mabel and Dipper's room. Dipper enters.
Dipper Mabel! We’ve gotta talk about Norman!
Mabel Isn’t he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me!
Mabel turns her cheek toward Dipper, it is slightly pinker than usual. Dipper screams.
Mabel Ha, ha! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower!
Cut to Mabel’s incident with the leaf blower.
She puts a picture of Norman on leaf blower.
Mabel Kissing practice!
The leaf blower gets stuck on her mouth.
Mabel Ah! Turn it off, turn it off!
Flashback over
Mabel That was fun.
Dipper No! Mabel, listen! I’m trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!
Mabel gasps and claps a hand over her mouth.
Mabel You think he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!
Dipper Guess again, sister. Sha-bam!
Dipper holds up the page about gnomes
Dipper Oh, wait. Uh, I’m sorry.

Dipper Sha-bam!
Mabel A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper.
Dipper I’m not joking! It all adds up! The bleeding, the limp. He never blinks! Have you noticed that?
Mabel Maybe he’s blinking when you’re blinking.
Dipper Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? (Whispers) Trust no one!
Mabel Well, what about me, huh? Why can’t you trust me?

Mabel Beep, bop!
Dipper Mabel! He’s gonna eat your brain!
Mabel (Angrily) Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o’clock, and I’m gonna be adorable, and he’s gonna be dreamy…
Dipper Wait! B-b-b-but, but, but…
Mabel …And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!
Mabel slams the door to their room.
Dipper (Sighs and sits down) What am I gonna do?
Mabel Coming! Hey, Norman! How do I look?
Norman Shiny.
Mabel You always know what to say!

Dipper Soos was right. I don’t have any real evidence. I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and—Wait, what?! [Screams] I was right! Oh my gosh! (He races outside) Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!
Stan And here we have “Rock That Looks Like A Face” rock; The rock that looks like a face.
Thin Tourist Does it look like a rock?
Stan No, it looks like a face.
Fat Tourist Is it a face?
Stan It’s a rock that looks like a face!
Dipper Over here! Grunkle Stan!
Stan For the fifth time! It’s not an actual face!
Mabel Finally, we’re alone.
Norman Yes. Alone…
Dipper Stan! Stan! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!
Wendy Try not to hit any pedestrians!
Soos Dude, it’s me, Soos. This is for the zombies. (gives Dipper a shovel)
Dipper Thanks.
Soos [Holds up a baseball bat] And this is in case you see a pi?ata.
Dipper (Takes the bat) Uh…Thanks?
Soos Better safe than sorry!
Norman Uh, Mabel, now that we’ve gotten to know each other, there’s… there’s something I should tell you.
Mabel Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything! [thinking] Please be a vampire, please be a vampire…
Norman All right, just…Just don’t freak out, okay? Just keep an open mind, be cool!
Mabel watches in shock as Norman takes off his clothes, It turns out, Norman is a bunch of Gnomes. The top Gnome, Jeff speaks.
Jeff Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?
Jeff Right, I’ll explain. So! We’re gnomes. First off. Get that one outta the way.
Mabel Uh…
Jeff I’m Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and…I’m sorry, I always forget your name.
Shmebulock
Shmebulock.
Jeff (snaps his fingers) Shmebulock! Yes! Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been lookin' for a new queen! Right, guys?
Gnomes Queen! Queen! Queen!
Jeff Heh! So what do you say? Will you join us in holy matri-gnome-y? Matri...matri-mo-ny! Blah! Can’t talk today!
Mabel Look...I'm sorry, guys. You're really sweet, but...I'm a girl, and you're gnomes, and it's like, "what"? Yikes...
Jeff We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel. Because we're gonna kidnap you.
Mabel Huh?!
Dipper (Driving the Mystery Cart through the woods) Don't worry, Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie!
Mabel [off-screen] Help!
Dipper Hold on!
Jeff The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody! Just...Ha, okay. Get her arm there, Steve!
Mabel Let go of me! (Punches one gnome away and kicks another in the stomach. The second gnome gets up and vomits up a rainbow) (Another Great part)
Dipper What the heck is going on here?! (A gnome hisses at him and runs)
Mabel Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerks! (A gnome pulls her hair) Hair! Hair! Hair!
Dipper Gnomes? Huh, I was way off. "Gnomes; little men of the Gravity Falls forest. Weaknesses, unknown."

Mabel Aw, come on!
Dipper (Walks up to Jeff) Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!
Jeff Oh! Ha ha...Hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in danger. She's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity! Isn't that right, honey?
Mabel You guys are butt-faces!
Dipper Give her back right now, or else!
Jeff You think you can stop us, boy? You have no idea what we're capable of. The gnomes are a powerful race! Do not trifle with the--(Dipper scoops Jeff up with the shovel and tosses him aside.) Aaah!
Dipper cuts the rope with the shovel and the two run to the cart..
Jeff He's getting away with our queen! No, no, no!
Dipper Seatbelt!
Jeff You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy! Gnomes of the forest! Assemble!
Mabel Hurry before they come after us!
Dipper I wouldn't worry about it. See their little legs? Those suckers are tiny!
Mabel Dang.
Jeff All right! Teamwork, guys! Like we practiced!
Mabel Move, move!
Jeff Come back with our queen!
Mabel It's getting closer!
Shmebulock jumps on Dipper. Dipper catches him and hits him on the wheel.
Shmebulock Shmebulock... AAAHH!
Mabel I'll save you, Dipper!
Dipper Thanks, Mabel.
Mabel Don't mention it. Look out! (they crash the Mystery Cart in front of the Mystery Shack)
Dipper Stay back, man! (He Throws the shovel at the gnomes but they break it.)(they both scream] Uh, where's Grunkle Stan?
Stan Behold! The world's most distracting object! Just try to look away! You can't! I can't even remember what I was talking about.
Jeff It's the end of the line, kids! Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!
Dipper There's gotta be a way out of this!
Mabel I gotta do it.
Dipper What? Mabel, don't do this! Are you crazy?
Mabel Trust me.
Dipper What?
Mabel Dipper, just this once! Trust me! All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.
Jeff Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason! Thanks, Andy! All right, left foot there we go. Watch those fingers, Mike. Eh? Eh? (Mabel allows Jeff to put the ring on her finger) Bada-bing, bada-bam! Now let's get you back into the forest, honey!
Mabel You may now kiss the bride!
Jeff Well, don't mind if I do! (Mabel turns leaf blower on) Hey, hey, wait a minute! Whoa, whoa! What's goin' on?! (leaf blower sucks up Jeff)
Mabel That's for lying to me! (Mabel increases the power) That's for breaking my heart!
Jeff Ow! My face!
Mabel And this is for messing with my brother! Wanna do the honors?
Dipper On three!
Dipper & Mabel One, two, three! (Blasts Jeff twords the gnome monster)
Jeff I'll get you back for this!
Gnome 1 Who's giving orders? I need orders!
Gnome 2 My arms are tired.
Dipper Anyone else want some?
Mabel Hey, Dipper! I, um...I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me.
Dipper Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there!
Mabel I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.
Dipper Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a vampire!
Mabel Oh, you're just saying that!
Dipper Awkward sibling hug?
Mabel Awkward sibling hug.
Dipper & Mabel Pat. Pat.
Stan Yeesh! You two get hit by a bus or something? Hah! (Mabel and Dipper ignore him) Uh, hey! W-Wouldn't you know it? I accidentally overstocked some inventory! So, how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know?
Mabel Really?
Dipper What's the catch?
Stan The catch is do it before I change my mind. Now take something.
Dipper (he picks the blue pine tree hat ) Hm. That ought to do the trick!
Mabel And I will have a ... grappling hook! Yes!

Stan Wouldn't you rather have, like, a doll, or something?
Mabel shoots the grappling hook into one of the ceiling’s supporter beams.
Mabel Grappling hook!
Stan Fair enough! (hits cash register)

Dipper (Narrating) This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust. But when you battle a hundred gnomes side-by-side with someone, you realize that they've pretty much always got your back.
Dipper Hey, Mabel. Could you get the light?
Mabel I'm on it! (knocks light out window with grappling hook) It works! Ha ha, grappling hook.
Dipper (Narrating) Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town. But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked.





EPISODE TWO LEGEND OF THE GOBBLEWONKER


The episode opens to Dipper and Mabel at a table during breakfast.
Mabel Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?
Dipper I'm always ready!
Mabel Then you know what this means!
Dipper & Mabel Syrup race! Ahhh!
Mabel Go, Sir Syrup!
Dipper Go, Mountie Man! Go! Go!
Mabel Go! Go! Almost...almost... Yes! I won! (chokes)
Dipper Ho ho, no way! Hey, Mabel, check this out.
Mabel Human-sized hamster balls? (gasp) I'm human-sized!
Dipper No, no. Mabel. This. (points to a monster hunting contest ad) We see weirder stuff than that every day! We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?

Mabel Nope. Just memories! And this beard hair.
Dipper Why did you save that?
Grunkle Stan
Good morning, knuckleheads. You two know what day it is?
Dipper Um... Happy anniversary?
Mabel Mazel tov!
Stan It's Family Fun Day, genius! We're cuttin' off work and having one of those, you know, bonding-type deals.
Dipper Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like out last family bonding day?
Stan Flashback of Dipper and Mable making counterfeit money.
Mabel (Shudders) The county jail was so cold.
Stan All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker. But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun! Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?
Dipper & Mabel Yay!
Dipper Wait, what?


Dipper Blindfolds never lead to anything good.
Mabel Wow, I feel like all my other senses are heightened! I can see with my fingers!
Dipper Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blinfold?
Stan Nah, but with these cataracts I might as well be! What is that, a woodpecker? (He drives through a wooden rail.)

Stan Okay, okay. Open 'em up! Ta-da! It's fishing season!
Mabel Fishing?
Dipper What're you playing at, old man?
Stan You're gonna love it! The whole town's out here!

Lazy Susan
Here, fishy fishies! Get into the pan!
Toby Determined
Say cheese!
Manly Dan's son Uh, is this good? (holds up a fishing pole)
Manly Dan
No! I'll show you how a real man fishes! (He grabs a fish out of the water and starts beating it.
All three sons Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
Tyler
Get 'im! Get 'im! (laughs)

Stan That's some quality family bonding!
Dipper Grunkle Stan, why do you wanna bond with us all of a sudden?
Stan Come on, this is gonna be great! I've never had fishing buddies before. The guys from the lodge won't go with me. They don't "like" or "trust" me.
Mabel I think he actually wants to fish with us.
Stan Hey, I know what'll cheer you sad sacks up! Pow! Pines family fishing hats! That's hand stitching, you know. It's just gonna be you, me and those goofy hats on a boat for ten hours!
Dipper Ten hours?!
Stan I brought the joke book!
Dipper No! No!
Mabel There has to be a way out of this!
Old Man McGucket
I seen it! I seen it again! The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker! Come quick before it scrapdoodles away!
Mabel Awww, he's doing a happy jig!
Old Man McGucket Nooo! It's a jig of grave danger!
Lake Gravity Falls Ranger McGucket
Hey, hey! Now what did I tell you about scaring my customers? This is your last warning, dad!
Old Man McGucket But I got proof this time, by guppity! (shows them his boat) Behold! It's the Gobble-dy-wonker what done did it! It had a long neck like a gee-raffe! And wrinkly skin like...like this gentleman right here!
Stan Huh?
Old Man McGucket It chawed my boat up to smitheroons, and shim-shammed over to Scuttlebutt Island! Ya gotta believe me!

Sheriff Blubs
Attention all units! We got ourselves a crazy old man!
Everyone laughs at him.
Old Man McGucket Aww, donkey spittle! Banjo polish!
Stan Well, that happened. Now let's untie this boat and get out on that lake!
Dipper Mabel, did you hear what that old dude said?
Mabel Aww, donkey spittle!
Dipper That other thing! About the monster! If we can snag a photo of it, we can split the prize fifty-fifty!
Mabel (Gasp) That's two fifties!
Dipper Imagine what you could do with five hundred dollars!
Mable then imagines herself in the life-size hamster ball.
Mabel Not so high and mighty anymore! (To a hamster)


Dipper Mabel! Mabel?
Mabel Dipper, I am one million percent on board with this!
Dipper Grunkle Stan! Change of plans. We're taking that boat to Scuttlebutt Island, and we are gonna find that Gobblewonker!
Dipper & Mabel Monster hunt! Monster hunt!
Old Man McGucket Monster hunt! Monster...Eh...I'll go.
Soos pulls up to the dock in his boat, the S.S. Cool Dude.

Soos You dudes say somethin' about a monster hunt?
Mabel Soos!
Soos Wassup, hambone! Dude, you can totally use my boat for your hunt. It's got a steering wheel, chairs, normal boat stuff.
Stan All right, all right, let's think this through. You kids could go waste your time on some epic monster-finding adventure, or you could spend the day learning how to tie knots and skewer worms with your Great Uncle Stan!

Stan So, whaddaya say?
The twins drive off laughing with Soos in his boat toward Scuttlebutt Island.
Mabel We made the right choice!
Soos Yes!
Stan Ingrates! Aw, who needs 'em? I got a whole box of creepy fishing lures to keep me company.

Dipper Hoist the anchor! Raise the flag!
Mabel We're gonna find that Gobblewonker!
Dipper We're gonna win that photo contest!
Soos Do any of you dudes have sunscreen?
Dipper We're gonna...Go get sunscreen!
Mabel & Soos Yay!


Dipper All right! If we wanna win this contest, we gotta do it right! Think. What's the number one problem with most monster hunts?
Soos You're a side character, you die within the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?
Dipper No, no, no. Camera trouble! Say Bigfoot shows up. Soos, be Bigfoot?
Soos does a Bigfoot pose.
Dipper There he is! Bigfoot! Uh oh, no camera! Oh, wait! Here's one! Aw, no film! You see? You see what I'm doing here?
Mabel and Soos nod.
Soos Oh, yeah. Dude's got a point.
Dipper That's why I bought seventeen disposable cameras! Two on my ankle, three in my jacket, four for each of you, three extras in this bag, and one under my hat! There's no way we're gonna miss this. Okay, everybody, let's test our cameras out!
Soos (Soos takes a picture of himself) Ah dude! (Accidently tosses camera away..)
Dipper You see? This is exactly why you need backup cameras! We still have sixteen!
Mabel Aah! Bird! (Throws camera at it.)
Dipper Fifteen! Okay, guys, I repeat; don't lose your cameras!
Soos Wait, lose the cameras?
Dipper Don't!
Soos Dude, I just threw two away.
Dipper Thirteen! All right! We still have thirteen cam-(He accidentally crushes one with his fist.) Twelve. We have twelve cameras.
Mabel So what's the plan? Throw more cameras overboard or what?
Dipper No! No. Okay. You'll be lookout, Soos can work the steering wheel, and I'll be captain.
Mabel What? Why do you get to be captain? What about Mabel, huh? (chanting) Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! Mabel!
Dipper I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Mabel What about co-captain?
Dipper There's no such thing as co-captain.
Mabel Uh, whoops. (tosses camera into water)
Dipper Okay, fine! You can be co-captain.
Soos Can I be associate co-captain?
Mabel As co-captain, I authorize that request.
Dipper Well, as first co-captain, our number one order of business is to lure the monster out with this.
Dipper points to a barrel of Fish Food.
Soos Permission to taste some?
Dipper Granted.
Mabel Permission co-granted.
Soos Permission associate co-granted.
Soos eats some and chokes.
Soos Ah...Dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like.
Stan watches them from his boat.
Stan Traitors! I'll find my own fishing buddies! (He looks around and sees a couple sitting in a boat up ahead.) Ah! There's my new pals!

Reginald
Now that we're alone, Rosanna, there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you.
Rosanna
Oh, Reginald!
Stan Hey! Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better!) Her aim is gettin' better! Y'see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.
Reginald and Rosanna row their boat away from Stan.
Stan What?!

Mabel (With a pelican) Hey! How's it going? It's going awesome! Bow bow, buh bow bow!
Dipper Mabel, leave that thing alone.
Mabel Aw, I don't mind none! Hey, look! I'm drinking water! Twinkle, twinkle little...(She chokes and the pelican flies away.)
Dipper Aren't you supposed to be doing lookout?
Mabel Look out(She throws a volleyball at him!) Heh, heh. But seriously, I'm on it.
The boat crashes into the island.
Mabel See? We're here! I'm a lookout genius! Hamster ball, here we come!

Soos Dude, check it out. (He covers part of the sign with his arm) Butt Island.
Mabel Soos, you rapscallion! Hey! Why aren't you laughing? Are you scared?
Dipper Pssh! Yeah, right! I'm not--
Mabel Yeah, you are!
Dipper Hey! Quit..! Stop! Mabel!
There's a growling noise in the distance.
Soos Dude! Did you guys hear that?
Mabel What was that? Was it your stomach?
Soos Nah, my stomach normally sounds like whale noises.

Mabel Wow, so majestic!
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Dipper Our lantern! Aww! I can't see anything!
Soos Dude, I dunno, man. Maybe this, uh... Maybe this isn't worth it.
Dipper Not worth it?! Guys, imagine what would happen if we got that picture!
Dipper imagines being on a talk show.
Host Tonight we're here with adventure seeker Dipper Pines, who bravely photographed the elusive Gobblewonker! Tell me, Dipper, what's the secret to your success?
Dipper Well, I run away from nothing. Nothing, except for when I ran away from my annoying Grunkle Stan, who I ditched in order to pursue that lake monster.
Host How right you were to do so. He looked like a real piece of work. I don't often do this, but I feel the need to give you an award!
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Mabel Charlie! Why won't you interview me!? (She crashes into the studio in her hamster ball.

Dipper I'm in!
Mabel Me, too!
Soos All right, dudes! I'm comin'!

Dipper (Holding a camera) Guys, guys, guys! You hear something?

Dipper This is it! This is it!

Dipper (Whispering) Everyone! Get your cameras ready!
Dipper, Soos and Mabel, each have a camera in hand.
Dipper Ready? Go!
Soos yells, jumps over the log and runs towards the monster which turns out to be a group of beavers.
Beaver 1 (subtitled) I love cavorting!
Beaver 2 (subtitled) That deserves a hug!

Dipper But...But what was that noise, then? I heard a monster noise!
The noise turns out to be a beaver playing with a rusty old chainsaw.
Soos Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw!
Dipper Maybe that old guy was crazy after all.
Mabel He did use the word "scrapdoodle."

Stan Look, when you're threadin' the line, a lot of people don't know this, but you wanna use a barrel knot. That's a secret from one fishing buddy to another!
Unnamed boy
Uh, I, uh, who are you, exactly?
Stan Just call me your Grunkle Stan!

Unnamed wife
Sir, sir, sir! Why are you talking to our son? If you don't leave right now, I'm calling the police!
Stan Ha ha, you see, the thing about that is... (Starts his motor and speeds away)
Unnamed wife
Go bother your own kids!

Soos Ooh, yeah! Work it! Work it! Nice! Nice! Gimme another one of those! Yeah, I like that one.
Dipper What're we gonna say to Grunkle Stan? We ditched him over nothing. Hey...Guys, do you feel that? Hey, hey, whoa, whoa! (The gobblewonker comes out of the water)
Mabel Ahhh!
Dipper This is it! Come on! This is our chance! What's wrong with you guys?
Mabel Dipper...
Soos Dude...
Dipper It's not that hard, all right? All you gotta do is point and shoot. Like this!
Soos Run! Get back to the boat! Hurry!
Dipper The picture!
Soos Dude, if it makes you feel any better, I got tons of pictures of those beavers, dude!
Dipper Why would that make me feel better?!

Soos Let's get outta here, dudes! (they start driving away in the boat)
Dipper All right! This is it! Cracked lens?! Soos! Get a photo!
Soos (Throws cameras at the monster.)
Dipper What are you doing?!
Soos Oh! I still got one left! Don't worry, dude!
Dipper Go, go, go, go, go!!

Stan Er, ugh, gah! Mollycoddling...
Shmipper
Can you please tell me more funny stories, Pop-pop?
Pop-pop
Anything for my fishing buddies!
Stan (Growls)
Shmipper Pop-pop, I just realized that...I love you.
Stan Aw, come on! Boo! Boo!
Pop-Pop Hey, now! What's the big idea?
Shmipper Maybe he has no one who loves him, pop-pop.
Stan Yeah, well, I...I...
The boat and Gobblewonker pass him.
Dipper Soos! Beavers!
Beavers (Subtitled) We're still beavers. (The beavers start attacking Soos.)
Manly Dan Headlock!
Sons Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
Manly Dan The fishes! They seek revenge! Swim, boys! Swim!
Mabel Aah! Look out!
Man 1 Easy...Easy...
Man 2 My glass!
Mabel Where do I go?!
Dipper Um...uh...Go into the falls! I think there might be a cave behind there!
Mabel Might be?!
They go through the waterfall and into a cave.
Mabel It's stuck!
Dipper Ha ha! Yeah! Wait...It's stuck?
Mabel Boop. (Mabel lifts Dipper's hat to reveal he still has 1 more camera left)
Mabel Did you get a good one?
Dipper They're all good ones!
Mabel Woo! Hamster ball!
Dipper What the...? Huh?
Mabel What's wrong?
Soos Careful, dude!
Dipper I've got this! Hold on! Hey, guys! Come check this out!
Old Man McGucket Work the bellows and the...Eh? Aww, banjo polish!
Dipper You?! You made this?! Why?
Old Man McGucket Well, I...I, uh...I just wanted attention.
Dipper I still don't understand.
Old Man McGucket Well, first I just hootenannied up a biomechanical brain wave generator, and then I learned to operate a stick-shift with my beard!
Mabel Okay, yeah. But why did you do it?
Old Man McGucket Well, when you get to be an old fella like me, nobody pays any attention to you anymore. My own son hasn't visited me in months! So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy with a fifteen ton aquatic robot! In retrospect, it seems a bit contrived. You just don't know the length us old-timers go through for a little quality time with our family.
Soos Dude, I guess the real lake monster is you two. Heh, heh! Sorry, I just like, boom, just popped into my head there.
Mabel So, did you ever talk to your son about how you felt?
Old Man McGucket No, sir, I got to work straight on the robot! I made lots of robots in my day! Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my pal Ernie didn't come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton Shame Bot that exploded the entire downtown area! Well, time to get back to work on my death ray Any of you kids got a screwdriver?
Dipper Well, so much for the photo contest.
Mabel You still have one roll of film left.
Dipper What do you wanna do with it?

Dipper Hey! Over here!
Stan What the...Kids? I thought you two were off playing "Spin the Bottle" with Soos!
Dipper Well, we spent all day trying to find a legendary dinosaur.
Mabel But we realized, the only dinosaur we wanna hang out with is right here.
Stan Save your sympathy! I've been having a great time without you! Making friends, talking to my reflection...I had a run-in with the lake police! Guess I gotta wear this ankle bracelet now, so that'll be fun.
Dipper So...I guess there isn't room in that boat for three more?
Stan You knuckleheads ever seen me thread a hook with my eyes closed?
Dipper Five bucks says you can't do it!
Stan You're on!
Mabel Five more bucks says you can't do it with your eyes closed, plus me singing at the top of my lungs!
Stan I like those odds! Whoa! What happened to your shirt?
Soos Long story, dude.
Dipper All right, everybody get together. Say fishing!
Mabel Fishing!
Stan Fishing!
Soos Dude, am I in the frame?





So tell me what you thin, the first 2 episodes, along with the 3rd are the basis of this great show.

But what do you think? A lot of the descriptive (Non Dialogue) Scenes have been cut by me, but can you kind of tell what's going on?

Well it looks like you won the red jersey for the day... if this counts. Since this is just copied from something, I am not sure if it should count for the TdV.

Local Mods : I forgot to summon you guys and ask you what you think. Should the words of this be ignored? I think they should, but I really don't have a say in it.

tgags123 : The only things I had to look up were the ones in parenthesis, the dialogue I did by myself. But it's okay.

zanderlex : I know that. What I am saying is that you didn't actually come up with it yourself, you copied it from the show, so I am not sure if it should count for the TdV. You will not get DQ'd or banned, but the words of this post may be ignored, meaning that they will not count.

tgags123 : Really? somebody a few days ago in his post said that as long as he typed it himself, it was good.

zanderlex :  Sorry to bust you out bud, but.... Here.  It's kinda obvious you copy pasted.  Same words, same notes (narrating), same capitalization and punctuation. You just didn't copy the scenes.  :/

Local Mods :

Singelli : I am still going to argue that I didn't copy it, but it's okay.

zanderlex : You misinterpreted 'typed yourself'. When we say it must be something you type yourself, it means it has to be YOUR work, not just quote for quote someone else's work. For example, if you completely copied your textbook for an English paper, it is plagiarizing. It doesn't matter if you took the time to type out the thing yourself word for word. You still didn't 'type it yourself', meaning it isn't yours. 

rcarter2 : Ok, thanks.

Thank you for taking off the words.

Is this uh...is this technically Legal..?

Random death knight here for no reason






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Thanks for making these!  I've been looking for something like this for a while!  Do you think you'll make more?