CHAPTER
1

The
Story of Christmas

 “Aaaahhh!!!!!” screamed Zona, “Ice cream is
falling from the sky!!!!” “It’s called SNOW” said Kitty. “What’s Snoo?”
asked Zona. “It’s S-N-O-W.”, explained Kitty, “That’s what happens when rain
freezes.” “Don’t eat the yellow snow!” added Sparky. “Oops” said Zona.
“ZONA!!!” said Morrow. “What?” asked Zona “I thought it was lemon.” “You’re
such an idiot, Zona!” said Kitty. “Watch it fish breath!!” said Zona. “What?”
asked Kitty, “I had fish for breakfast.”

      “Anyway” started Morrow “Zona, don’t you
know that Christmas is only 2 days away?” “What’s Christmoose?” asked Zona,
“And what does a moose have to do with it?” “It’s Christmas, and a moose
doesn’t have anything to do with it.” explained Morrow. “Christmas is the most
wonderful time of the year. You set up a big tree with a bunch of lights and
shiny balls, and then on Christmas Eve night, when everyone’s asleep, Santa
Paws, a big fat dog, and his 9 reindeer, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet,
Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and, of course, Rudolf, the one with the light-up nose,
come and bring you all kinds of toys and treats.”

      “How does he get to the whole world with
only 9 mooses?” asked Zona “First of all, they’re REINDEER, and second, they
can fly!” explained Kitty. “Yeah, right!” said Zona “You guys think I’m dumb
enough to believe that some magical fat dog and his flying mooses fly through
all the snoo on Christmoose Eve in less than…. ummmm…. some time and deliver
toys to all the animals in the world? Even I’m not that dumb”

      “But Zona, it’s true!!” insisted Sparky
“You’ll see on Christmas”

CHAPTER
2

There’s
No Tree?

      “Where did all the snoo go?” asked Zona
“It melted.” explained Morrow, “Remember when Kitty told you that snow forms
when rain freezes? Well, when snow melts, it turns back into water.” “Then
where is all the water?” asked Zona “It got absorbed by the soil” said Morrow.

      “Hey guys….. where is the big tree with
all the lights?” asked Kitty. “I don’t know” answered Sparky, “Maybe the other
pets and people celebrate Chanukah.” “What’s Chanukah?” asked Zona “You can say
Chanukah right, but not Christmas or snow? Chanukah is HARDER to say.” said
Kitty. “Chanukah is what Jewish people celebrate instead of Christmas.”

        “I have an idea!!!” said Sparky “We
need to go and get our own tree so Santa Paws will come!!!!” “You’re still not
tricking me.”
insisted Zona “Are you coming or not?” asked Morrow. “Nope.” Said Zona “Fine.”
said Kitty “I didn’t want you to come anyway.”

CHAPTER
3

The
Awesome Tree

      “This one is nice” said Kitty “I like
this one” said Morrow “Hey guys!!!!” Sparky said, “Look at this!!!!!!!” “What,
Sparky?” asked Kitty “Whooooaaaaa……….. it’s, it’s….. amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!” said
Morrow “This will be Santa’s favorite by FAR!!!!” said Kitty “And it’s only…..
aaaahhhh!!!!!! it’s $$$$$$$!!!!!!!!” “That’s a lot of $” said Sparky. “I have
an idea!” said Kitty, “We steal the tree!” “And then get thrown in jail!!!”
Sparky added. “No, because no one throws animals in jail.” Kitty concluded. “Kitty’s
right.” said Morrow. “Okay. It’s up to you Morrow.” Sparky said “You’re the
smart one.”

CHAPTER
4

Stealing
The Tree

      “Nothing
to see here.” Kitty said “We’re just a bunch of cute, adorable, helpless,
animals that DON’T want to go to jail for Christmas” Sparky added. “Almost
there….” Morrow said “just a few more feet………. and….. we’re out!!!!!!!!!!!”

      “Thank God” said Kitty. “Now, how do we
get back to Paws and Pets with this gigantic tree? We can’t carry it all the
way back! We barely made it out of the tree store without collapsing from the
weight!” “TAXI!!!! OVER HERE!!!!” Morrow shouted “TAXI!!!” “That’s not going to
work.” said Sparky. “Taxis don’t stop for animals or Christmas trees.” “Yeah,
but this is an ANIMAL taxi.” said Morrow “You need a ride?” asked the taxi
driver. “Paws and Pets, please.” said Morrow. “Sure thing.” said the taxi
driver.

15
MINUTES LATER

      “Here we are. Paws and Pets.” Said the taxi
driver “that’ll be $$$.” “Ummmm… Do you except ornaments?” asked Morrow.

DUNN DUNN
DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER
5

Paying
The Taxi Driver

      “Yes, I do”
said the taxi driver. “Oh.” Said Morrow “Here you go.” “Bye!!!!” said the taxi
driver

CHAPTER
6

The
Idea To Go Skating

      “We’re back, Zona!!!!!” said Morrow
“Whoooaaa!!!!! It’s AMAZING!!!!!!” Zona said. “Don’t you think Santa will love
it!?!?” asked Kitty “Who? Oh, that fake story you’re trying to make me believe!
I told you I’m not that dumb!” “Whatever” said Kitty “Christmas is a time of
joy not fighting.”

      “Hey, guys.” said Sparky “What?” asked
Morrow “We should go paw skating!” said Sparky “YEAH!!!!!!” everyone shouted.
“But not today.” said Morrow “It’s too late and I’m too tired.” “First thing
tomorrow morning then.” said Kitty “Sure.” said Morrow “Goodnight everyone!!!”
said Sparky

CHAPTER
7

Trouble
With Zona

      Cokadoodle-doo!!!!!!
“Wahooooo!!!!. It’s first thing in the morning!!!!!!! Get up!!!!!! Time to go
skating!!!!!!!!” screamed Kitty. “YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
screamed Sparky. “WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed Morrow. “Ugh.” said
Zona. “What’s wrong, Zona?” asked Morrow. “You aren’t excited about going
skating?” asked Sparky. “You guys go without me.” said Zona. “No.” said Morrow. “Yes.” said
Zona “No.” said Morrow. “Yes.” “No.” “Yes.” No.” “POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed
Kitty. “WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” screamed everyone else. “I don’t know.” said
Kitty

      “Anyway, Zona, you ARE coming.” “No!”
said Zona “I’ll give you a candy cane.” bribed Morrow. “I’ll do it to save the
candy cane.” said Zona. “From what?” asked Kitty “You.” said Zona.

CHAPTER
8

Paw
Skating

      “Me first!!!!” said Kitty as he ran onto
the ice. “Wahooooo!!!!!!! Look at me!!!!!! Figure 8!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!”

      “Your turn, Morrow.” Kitty said as he
came off the ice “Okay.” said Morrow. “Yeah!!!! Look!!!! I’m swirling!!!!!!!!!
And twirling!!!!!!!!!!”

      “Your turn Sparky.” “Full speed!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
said Sparky “And………. Turn!!!!! Wahoo!”

      “Now you go, Zona” “Ummmmm……. No thanks.”
said Zona “Come on!!!” said Sparky “Come on let’s chant!!!” said Kitty “Zona!
Zona! Zona! Zona!” “Fine!!!!! Whoa!!!!” said Zona “Aaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!”
SPLAT!!!! She fell on her face.                             
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” laughed Kitty
“Stop it!!!” scolded Morrow. Zona cried and ran back to Paws and Pets.

      “Wait!!!!” said Morrow. But it was too
late. “Nice job, Kitty” said Morrow “It was funny!!” said Kitty. “Yeah, I guess
it was kind of funny.” Said Morrow “But you still shouldn’t have laughed.

CHAPTER
8

It’s
Christmas

      “Everyone wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed
Kitty “It’s Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Today is Christmoose!?!?” asked Zona.
“Yup. And look at all the presents Santa left!!!!!!!!!” “He IS real.” Zona said
in amazement.  “Yeah, duh!!! We’ve been
trying to tell you that!!!!” said Kitty “Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
screamed Morrow.

Merry Christmas
to all

and to
all a good night!!!

Epilogue

      “Look what I got!!!” said Zona “Wow!”
said Morrow “A new pair of paw skates.” “But I can’t skate!” complained Zona.
“Come with me to the skating place. Just you and me.” Said Morrow “And I’ll teach you how to
skate.”

      “I’m doing it!!!!!! I’m doing it!!!!!!”
shouted Zona. “I always knew you could.” said Morrow.