Jerry Jack Johnson Jr. was born on
March 25^th 1964. His mother, Jenny Johnson, put him up for adoption
when he was four. She did this because she couldn't’t care for him alone. Jerry’s
father died when Jerry Jr. was just one year old. He was pushed off a cliff by
a guy that owed him A LOT of money. Jenny Johnson went into a state of deep
depression and put Jerry up for adoption. No one ever heard from her again.

Jerry didn't know much about
either of his parents. He spent most of his childhood in the orphanage. None of
the other kids liked him because he was short and awkward. One day a woman
wanted a kid from the orphanage to come and cut some firewood for her. The
woman was old and smelled like mothballs. Jerry went there everyday to cut wood
for her. They began to like each other. Then, one day, the lady moved. She was
the closest thing to a mother that Jerry had.

Jerry was mad that she would move
and not adopt him so he ran away. He lived in a tree house in the woods. He
made weapons out of wood to hunt for his food. He had to make sure people
didn't find out that he was an orphan living in a tree house or they would send
him back to the orphanage. Occasionally he would go into town and steal money
from people. He would use the money to buy stuff he needed such as clothing.

Once he turned eighteen, he got a
job at the nearest fast food restaurant, McWendyKing. Jessica, one of the girls
who worked with him, heard him singing while he was working one day. She
thought he had a great voice and signed him up to be on American VoiceFactor, a
television show where you have to sing for judges and hope they like you the
best. He went on to win the show and the grand prize, $1,000,000.

That’s where his singing career
began. He went on to have thirteen number one hits and seven best-selling
albums. He recorded songs with Ichael Ackson, Adonna, Itney Ears, Ay-Z, and
other stars.

Remember Jessica from McWendyKing?
Well Jerry fell in love with her and they got married. They had three kids, two
boys and a girl. The older boy’s name is Jerry Jack Johnson III, the younger
boy’s name is James Joshua Johnson, and the girl’s name is Julia Jane Johnson.

In 1982 he was at his house with
his wife and kids. That’s when he got the phone call. It was his father. He
wasn't really dead. He survived the fall off the cliff, but was lost and
couldn't’t find his way back. He had been trying to find Jerry and his mom for
years. He had finally given up when he found a newspaper. The title read “Jerry
Johnson Rocks the Music World with Hit Single.” He read the article and saw a
picture. He knew that this was his son, not just another Jerry Johnson. He
found Jerry’s phone number as soon as he could and called him. They had a
tearful reunion and were very glad to see each other again.

Twenty years later Jerry received
another call. It was his mother. She was so sad that she went to Antarctica to live with the penguins. She adapted to the
cold weather and learned how to fish. She lived there for 30 years. To this day
she waddles (like Cee Lo Green) instead of walking. She came back to the US in 1998. She
had no money so she tried to get a job, but no one would hire a sixty year old
psycho. She somehow managed to get a job as a taxi driver, but got arrested
after only three days for driving on the wrong side of the road. She got out of
jail in 2002 and saw a magazine with her sons name and picture on it. They were
reunited and everyone lived happily ever after!

Well, not exactly. Jessica didn't
like Jerry’s parents. One day, they got in an argument and Jerry took his
parents side. Jessica left and took the kids with her.

So after losing his parents,
becoming a famous singer, getting married, being reunited with his parents, and
losing the love of his life, Jerry is in the Guinness World Record Book for
craziest life ever for a human being.