HEYA GUYS,well awesome month is over and i thought"what better way to bring back these normal reviews by reviewing something unique" and i thought..SABLEYE now i will admit that back in the day i really liked this pokemon but now i am really starting to notice its flaws but still is it really a bad pokemon...Kind of but i am here to tell you why TO THE REVIEW

MOVESET

At the start this thing will get scratch and leer...eh its all we got so i dont think we have much of a choice

Next  get foresight at level 4 ...pfft

At level 8 we get night shade this ghost type moves damage depends on the users level so this move will only do a base damage of 8 at this point...ugh

At level 11 we get astonish this ghost type move has a base damage of 30 and has 100% accuracy also this move has a 30% chance of making the target flinch ...the funny thing is this move blows but its the best we get so...deal with it 

Now at level 15 we get fury swipes....NO

(just a reminder if you kept night shade it will now have a base attack damage of 15..it still blows but i'm just saying)

At level 18 we get fake out *bangs head on desk*

Now at level 22 Detect this move can be somewhat effective but i dont recommend

At level 25 we finally get a move that does not deserve to be shunned for a quick gag and thats shadow sneak this move this move has a base damage of 40 and also has 100% accuracy and this move really wants a spot in your set because it goes even further this move also almost always hits first...this move honestly is not so bad but i still dont like it still take it if you want

At level 29 we get this sad excuse of a move known as knock off this move has a base attack damage of 20 and has 100% accuracy...oh wait theres MORE this move also stops the target from using its item,lovely now get better damage 

Now at level 32 we get something worth mentioning known as faint attack This move has a base damage of 60 and almost never misses,good move take it done

At level 36 we get punishment this move damage depends on how much higher your stats are compared to the target..it could be good to bad this things stats all together are capped at 380 MORE ON THAT LATER BAD MOVE DONT TAKE IT DONE 

At level 39 we get shadow claw this is a move almost everyone knows about but screw it i am still going to tell you what it does because that is the fair thing to do,This ghost type move has a base attack damage of 70 and has 100% accuracy also this move has an increased critical hit ratio,good move take it

Now at level 43 we get power gem this rock type move has a base attack damage of 70 and has 100% accuracy,this is a good move i recommend it 

At level 46 we get confuse ray...Excuse me i am going to say candy man 3 times in the mirror and tell Death the kid Deathstroke and Dudley that i hope to see them on the other side see yah *walks away*

Now at level 50 we get Sableyes most powerful move,Foul play,this is the only and i repeat ONLY great move in this things set in my opinion at least,this move has a base attack damage of 95 and also has 100% accuracy but heres the trick,this move uses the targets attack stat against them,the more powerful there attack stat is the more powerful the attack is,This is a wonderful move take it please take it 

At level 53 we get zen headbutt this psychic type move has a base attack damage of 80 and has 100% accuracy also it has a 30% chance on confusing the opponent,good move take it done

Now at level 57 we get shadow ball this move has a base attack damage of 80 and has 100% accuracy also this move can lower the targets special defense by 1 stage,once again this is a good move take it done

And finally freaking finally...you will never guess what this things moveset ends on...Mean look...i have no pun what so ever to counter this i cannot even make a quick gag for this so just abandon this move and move on


STATS

My god this things stats freaking blow i mean it these are some of the worst stats i have ever seens in fact...some of the worst pokemon i have reviewed like  mr.mime ekans and muk they all have better stats than this i promise you i cant even make jokes about them so i am just going to be straight forward and tell you what those are in one quick thrust so i dont have to drag this on...huh...thrust

Hp-50
Attack-75
Defense-75
Sp.atk-65
sp.def-65
speed-50

Did you guys see that...you did great well you know that this BLOWS these are literally the worst stats i have seen and reviewed in this entire series some starters in there first stage of evolution have better stats than these in fact i think charmander actually has better stats this is just...its madness this is terrible,Still i have to talk about what everyone wants me to talk about,this thing has no weaknesses what so ever i am serious not a single thing can seriously harm this pokemon which i will admit is very effective but still do you think that can really save this thing after everything i have talked about...really okay fine that is fair but i am still not done with this review so keep your false sense of hope for as long as you want

TMS AND HMS

ha ha ha ha ha *slowly claps* you think this thing was going to have good tms Pfft show them the set while i slowy take a sip of my mcafe iced caramel mocha-

Foul play
Psychic
You pick 
You pick

Yep thats right those were the only 2 moves that i found to be highly effective now you could make an  argument that i could have put shadow ball in there 2 but screw i did not find that move to be great just very good but really this thing has some really terrible tms 

GYMS AND RIVALS

HOW..? HOW do you still have any hope for this guy i am amazed after everything i have said...? fine i will admit your Persistance is admirable...Futile but admirable,moving on this thing really really really sucks in gyms i am serious you guys have NO idea how hard it was just beating the first gym of pokemon emerald with this thing it took me 8 times to finally beat them and thats only because i got leveled up a few times after losing so...i dont know how you guys get through that but...screw it i could barely get all the gym badges,your rival OH MY GOD he is going to kill you so fast especially the rival in black in white and black and white 2 it took  me about an hour to finally beat him in the last battle before the elite 4 it is near virtually impossible to win with this thing without your team supporting you,GUESS WHAT even the trainers pose a threat now although it is still a minor one but now i cant say that the trainers are nothing because now they pose a threat they can kill you if you mess up to many times so stay on guard...my god i though i would never have to say that, And the elite 4...NO NO NO NO NO DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE, ARE YOU INSANE DONT TAKE THIS THING TO THE ELITE 4 YOUR FREAKING MORON

FINAL THOUGHTS THANK GOD:...woah...this is...its the second worst thing i have ever reviewed i mean it its that close to being the worst thing i have reviewed but still spinarak takes the cake(*shudders) this thing is terrible maybe there is some community made trick to make this thing work but i looked it up and there is nothing that can help this thing its moveset sucks,still i will admit it does seem like its trying hard to be a good pokemon,its stats are by far THE WORST I HAVE REVIEWED EVER WORST THEN SPINIRAK..I KNOW I SPELLED THAT WRONG BUT SCREW IT I AM PISSED,its tms are just..terrible and i almost raged quit the elite 4 and i am not even trying to win its just for TESTING,you see the beauty about what i do is that i dont have to kiss up to anybody and i can give an honest review and thats why i can give it this rating

Final Rating: 1.2/5

THATS RIGHT I SAID THAT well...typed that 1.2 and the only reason it gets a 1.2 and not a 1 is because spinirak is just a little...just a little more terrible than this thing and that no weakness crap does nothing if literally EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS and i dont care i really dont this is what i think about the Pokemon and to all the fanboys out there *grabs pulse rifle from aliens* BRING IT ON BECAUSE I AM READY PISS OFF 

Fun fact;...i got nothing i am to pissed...







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Awesome review here, perfect wording and this is fabulous. Keep up the good work, still!

Sableye is a great Pokemon, I even have it on my team! Can you review Arceus next??

Black Bot : Arceus....Arceus...wouldn't i have to give that thing a 5/5 by default...?






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