My teacher is hilarious, astute, versatile, and flexible.

No matter what, I seem to be blessed with very interesting and charismatic history teachers, which is A+++ considering it's my favorite subject. My current History professor looks a bit like a  grayed, Jewish Jerry Seinfeld and he knows exactly how to balance facts with humor; he is exceptional at defusing any tense situation in the classroom and brushing off the offhanded weirdness and ignorance or simple-mindedness with a smile and a nod, as if what they're saying is actually plausible, and he'll go so far as to prompt the class to help explore those ideas so as to gently steer the person away from those ideas and towards more...factual ones. History can be interpreted many ways, but there are times when an answer can be totally wrong or myopic.

In short, he's freaking sweet. I admire him a whole lot.

As you might all know.

I freaking hate math!

School is flat-out awful!

That is why I am being home schooled.

I am good at math but I hate it!

2009, 2011, and 2014 are the worst years.

2016-2017 could be worse...

Anyways right now I am doing work...

However I am tired.

Learning about isotopes...

Rather fix My IIgs Than do this!

On the bright side my dad let me sleep until ten and let me work until 1:15.

I had a good breakfast, Got a good sleep, Took a shower and I do work!

No Baileys around here!

You see, Bailey used to punch and kick me and push me and almost stole my girlfriend!

And I sent him packing!

What he gets for being a Jerkface!

It was amazing!

I thought I made Bailey go away.

However as of June 5, 2015, My school year was thankfully over!

But I made a plan to be homeschooled after my vacation!

It is doing good.

And I am still making films...

You know I had some time to kill and I went swimming, had a party, ate some southern oatmeal and other expensive stuff!

In December I will Have an appointment...

In Charleston! Oh no!!

I live in clio, a really small town.

Anyway I will be at a hotel and I might get to order pizza.

I ate some pizza on my previous trip.

Anyway, This homeschooling Will probably be better than being in a crowded area!

No public bathrooms, no boring-butt work, and no harm in the face!

It is like heaven in school!

On the other hand in real school, it is like "Heck"!

Thank god!

Anyway, Try to have a good schoolyear guys!

Have a good summer...

Be good in school and listen to the teacher.

And get ready for September.

fearlessjazp567 Out!

My gym teacher is mean and pushes us too hard.

I have many colorful words for teachers i had but i guess i should say: Dumber than a box of rocks

My AP Literature teacher is eccentric, bizzare, humorous, and forgetful. Those are just some of the many words I would use to describe her. She's been an English teacher for 42 years (quite impressive) and she does have a few strange quirks. An excellent teacher nonetheless. 

My Sports Marketing teacher is hilarious, nonchalant, relaxed, and jolly. I was debating on switching this class out, but the teacher is really kind, and this class also gives me the opportunity to join the DECA program, so I stuck with it. 

My AP Java/Computer Science teacher is geeky, awkward, old-fashioned, and aloof. I had her last year for C++. She's a very kind person, but she bores the majority of the class with lectures and talking which really isn't required for this class. If she was more straightforward with the lessons, the class would be a lot more engaging. 

These are the only teachers worth mentioning really. The rest are rather dull, or have similar traits. I don't think anyone wants to hear about all 10 of my teachers either. 

I've had some pretty cool teachers.

   One of my Math teachers used to bring her dog to school, in class, and for some reason always smelled like Play-Doh.

   One of my Social Studies teachers used to tell us stories about how he would beat up people and take their shoes.

   Also had an English teacher that had us watch Star Wars: Episode IV and then told us to critique it. We ended up not having to critique it, then he admitted he just wanted to watch Star Wars. XD

   One of my Teachers let us watch an episode of Twilight Zone, one that they stopped airing. It was called "The Encounter". It was the one about some Japanese kid cleaning up this retired military man's house, and he finds a samurai sword and goes crazy. There were some racial stuff going on so... (Just wikipedia-ed it, and apparently the young Japanese kid was George Takei, awesome!).

   Had a Physical Science teacher that would prank kids that fell asleep. Usually by wrapping them up in toilet paper, and sometimes we'd all leave the class and he'd wake them up, saying the bell rang.

   Also had an Anatomy and Physiology teacher grade one of my tests, and there were some questions I left blank, and some I answered with quotes from Gundam, but I still got a 100% on it. He was cool. XD

   Once had a Greek Mythology teacher ban the word, "Shrew", because my friend would not stop talking about them for, like, weeks. XD

   We had fun in my school.

My teacher is... odd? I don't know, he shows no emotion, at all. His face is forever straight, and always goes by the book when teaching. He's sociable with everyone for someone who looks serious all the time, though. I always feel intimidated by him. Whenever he calls me to his office, I feel like I did something wrong. But nope, he just wanted to say hi and see my progress and grades. Wonderful.

Divine Aurora : I've had a string of English teachers that have all had sarcastic humor, extreme assignment guidelines, and can't go a day without making some sort of obscure reference to novels we barely remember from 2 years ago (Heart of Darkness anyone?) These are also the classes I learned to BS in the best, whether an ICE or an oral, and to make sure you seem you know what your talking about when it's barely 7:00 in the morning and the teacher calls on you to analyze Dubliners' Clay.

These are also the teachers who have a 'student voice' that sound like they're attempting to voice act Smeagol, and you will for sure get that strange nickname that everyone will remember whether you want that or not. In short, if you have one of these teacher, be prepared to gain a lot of humility.

My science teacher isn't all that great because whenever someone asks about anything science related, not only does she not answer the question, but somehow she uses that question as an excuse to go over the same topic again for another 10 minutes, even if everyone knows it already and even if the question has nothing to do with the topic

My history teacher is boring. She just talks, and talks, everyone in class ignores her. Her voice is very quiet.

My history teacher was one of the best we ever had. You could go off-topic as much as you wanted, he always responded accurately. Such a fountain of wisdom that taught us very important things, even outside of his subject.

He also had a friendly side once you knew him well, for everyone's laughter. More than one epic moment, some of them bursts of rage, remain in my memory as probably the sweetest times I had in school.

One funny thing to note is that he retired just after I graduated. Ironically, since I attended that school for all my scholar life, so it seemed like if he was waiting for me. My cousin, eight years older than me, also attended that same school, and she was an awesome student, probably setting the ground for me (which didn't happen as much as I wanted).

my mathematics teacher doesn't treat us boys as well as he treats girls.

My science teacher is just plain lazy... He just hands us a science book and lets us read aloud and after we are done with the chapter, he hands us a science workbook and makes us fill out the pages for that chapter. Do you guys agree that he is lazy?

My math teacher is Crazy yes, the first day of class she surprised us because you would never expect a math teacher to be so excited and happy with math all the time, lot's of the other teachers even call her (professer lazer) but after a few months we learned to love her antics and funny math jokes and know I'm going crazy.

My science teacher was astounding she was scary and kind of mean at first but after a while she got used to the class and we got used to her since then she would always find a way to crack a funny joke into our homework and surprisingly the inappropriate jokes actually helped us for tests. 

My English is the Evil-Stepmother because at times she would tell us how much we're all a family than give the whole class an f saying we did horrible and we need to work on this then go all buddy-buddy saying she's our mother in the class room. 

I have so many more teachers and getting new ones soon but I think you get the idea that my school is defiantly insane which is why it's perfect for me xD

I might as well recount my awful tale with my American History teacher from my sophomore year in high school. Yeah, it was a while back, but the memory of him is still fresh in my mind.

This was one of those teachers who kind of believed that if the class average was above a C, then he was being too easy on us. American History is a subject I already don't like, mind you, with all of the details that you have to catch and remember for tests throughout the year. So how do you make an already boring class even less enjoyable? You get a teacher who thinks it's fair to barely explain anything in class, give you a "focus" on what will be on his tests, and then give supremely specific questions over things that he never put on said "focus" for the test.

I still remember a question that pretty much exemplifies how horrid his test questions were... It was a true/false question, of all things, stating that some percent of American families owned cars in some specific year. I was happy I remembered this fact and chose true.

I didn't remember it well enough.

The percentage that was given was off by ONE PERCENT. Like, instead of a 48 percent it was a 49 percent (I don't remember if that was actually the percentage used, but does that really matter?). The year was correct, so the entire question laid on the fact that the percentage wasn't exact. And once again, this is just one of many questions like this on his tests.

My teacher is getting paid to fit in the from of the class room and tell stories and fail kids.

That's my german class for you.

I hate the dude. 

My clinical teacher is a Chihuahua!  She's a lot of fun.  She's only 5'1" (154cm), she's very energetic, and usually in a good mood.  On the down side she's very OCD, gets stressed pretty quick, and worries about everything.  Every morning she gives us an exercise to warm up our brains, usually in the form of a 20 question quiz on medications or medical abbreviation's.  Yesterday was our last day in her clinical rotation, I'm going to miss having her.  We got her green tea kitkats as a going away gift, she couldn't wait to eat them, ended up sitting in a corner of the room behind a cupboard munching on them while we sat at the conference table writing some paperwork.

My Language Arts teacher is very lenient (most of the time) . She will give you a 100 on almost anything you turn in. However, she will randomly give out a bad grade (probably so she won't get fired). I don't like her very much, but I love how she gives 100s on everything.

My Math teacher is very nice. She is a good teacher, but also a good human being. 

My Science teacher has the same qualities as my math teacher and she is also funny.

My Social Studies teacher is just like my Language Arts teacher, except she is actually nice. I don't like the class, but I like her teaching methods. 

My PE/Health teacher is nice, but she goes way too slow. She thinks that everybody in the room is as dumb as rocks, but in reality, most of the kids there are very smart. 

My Computer Science teacher is very mean. She is by far my least favorite teacher this year. She takes off points for every little thing and she yells at people whenever they talk in class. What makes her even more infuriating is that she is so nice to most of the girls, yet she treats the guys like trash. 

My Algbera I teacher is hilarious, and not in the "she's a fool!" or "she tell funny jokes!" kind of way either.
Well, don't get me wrong. The lady does tell a lot of jokes, but they're the disrespectful ones. Disses, you know how it goes. Nobody really hates her (not even the disrespectful kids) because well, she deserves to tell those kinds of things, lmao. Most of her class is, or rather, WAS bad kids who refused to listen to her rules, so every time she would launch something at one of the students, it was perfectly fine and understandable. This kin of thing went to both the students who listened and those who didn't because everyone had that one thing they did.

She certainly isn't a bad teacher, though. Very helpful, and even very lenient depending on who you are.