Hello my friends and before we go on i must tell you we are now in gen 2 YEAH..but that also means yes i dont like mewtwo or mew...do your worst i just dont like them anyway lets keep this going by telling you guys why i like this thing

i like spiders...done

MOVESET

At the start we get poison sting and leer...hope you can survive

At level 5 we get scary face...*sobs*

Now at level 8 we get something useful..kind of that is constrict this does 10 damage and and it last 2-5 turns...i...i have no comment

At level 12 we get leech life oh COME ON take it its all we got

At level 15 we get night shade this moves damage output depends on the user...this move will only do 15 base attack damage...FU-

At level 19 we get shadow sneak this move will always hit first if the target is using a damaging type move this move also has a base attack damage of 40 so its good for now and plus...its all we got

Now at level 23 we get fury swipes everybody knows i hate these moves but once again...its all we got

At level 28 we get sucker punch this dark type move has a base attack damage of 80 and has 100% accuracy also this move will always hit first if the target is using a damaging type move this is wonderful its the 2nd best move in this things set take it done

At level 32 we get spider web this move prevents the target from from switching out or fleeing...I DREAMED A DREAM WHERE THIS THING HAD A GOOD SET-

Now at level 37 we get agility...i dont have a clever pun keep it going

At level 41 we get pin Missile this move has a a base damage of 14 and hit 2-5 times...*bangs head on desk*

At level 46 we get THE BEST MOVE IN THIS THINGS SET PSYCHIC THIS MOVE HAS A BASE DAMAGE OF 90 AND HAS A 30% CHANCE OF LOWERING THE TARGETS SPECIAL DEFENSE BY 1 STAGE...HOW DID THIS THING GET SUCH A SUDDEN BURST OF POWER?

Now at level 50 we get poison jab this poison type move has a base damage of 80 and has 100% accuracy this is an okay move but hey its far to late in the game for this move to be effective

And finally at level 55 we get cross poison-

Dudley; CROSS COUNTER-

Relinquish: PISS OFF DUDLEY I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS

Now this is one of the best poison type moves ever it has a base damage of 70 has an extremely high critical hit ratio and has a 10% chance of poisoning the target...why would you not get this

STATS...

ugh...this things stats do not go over 389...why...why..im not even mad im just stunned...anyway i am going to get through this its highest stat is its attack and that stat will only be useful when you get to level 45 because thats when you get the really good moves its health stands at 70 decent nothing special oh a decent attack stat good for you thats what your SUPPOSED To have your defense also stands at 70 same thing i just said with health decent special attack is okay but guess what..YOU ONLY GET 2 SPECIAL ATTACK MOVES SO SCREW THAT...next is its special defense oh my god this thing is physically hurting me..anyway its special defense is okay standing at level 60 wonderful....thats all i can say that is literally all i can say this things stats blow oh wait let me crush your hopes and dreams again this thing is weak to flying rock fire and psychic 3 of those are commonly found in the games so have fun with that TMS AND HMS


TMS AND HMS

thats it i am hiring deathstroke to kill whoever thought up this pokemon now look at this things set while i get my phone

Psychic
Cross poison
Dig
Night slash

you guys guessed it...i have no freaking clue about this set i just though it up you guys make your own set...im sorry but you guys have NO idea what i have been through this thing is breaking me...


GYMS AND RIVALs

ARE YOU HIGH...?you think this thing can help you in gyms and against your rivals pfft no you...you cant be serious..this thing will die so quick SO QUICK that you will want to squash this freaking spider to death its to slow to and to weak to be effective the most you can do is throw it out as nothing but a shield and let it takes hits so you can heal your team thats all and even if you do land a hit(i dont want to know how you did it in the first place) well guess what IT WONT DO A THING unless your pretty freaking lucky now your rival...SAME THING even if your rival picked a grass type i promise you it will not matter gary beat me red head beat me the rival from emerald beat me and so on and dont tell me i'm not training it right it have been testing this thing for over 4 hours i got a pretty good idea how to use it oh and you want to know the best part it is bad against regular trainers to not terrible but pretty bad and-...i got nothing i cant say anything more bad about it as for the elite 4...your not that stupid dont take it there


FINAL THOUGHTS:oh my god...this is literally the worst thing i have ever reviewed...how did i like this thing as a child its terrible its to slow to weak and its....i got nothing i can keep telling you how bad it is but you will never understand unless you have done the testing i have done..anyway there has to be something good about it...nope there is not i challenge anyone reading this to tell me one thing thats good about this pokemon i cant hold this back any longer this is my FIRST

FINAL RATING: 1/5

YEP YOU HEARD ME RIGHT 1/5 MY FIRST there is nothing good to this pokemon literally nothing every other posion type in the entire pokemon universe can do something better than this pokemon and that sudden burst of good moves at the end does nothing to improve it YOU KNOW WHY because its like a child saying im sorry for killing every other kid in the school and having a sudden change of heart...a little dark-BUT ITS THE TRUTH you know what fine tell me im wrong tell me there is something good about it but as of now i need a little bit of a break and thats why there will be no review tomorrow im sorry but any way i will see you guys  next time on Awesome month  in the mean time...i got a mercenary to call...

Hey deathstroke...yeah i got a job for you buddy...

Fun fact:might controls everything...(for the love of god someone get the reference)

P.S oh yeah you guys like the new profile picture...?i know i do






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Well this was pretty funny, so I'd give you that. I think this was 100% TRUE. Spinark has to be one of the worst Pokémon (It's not in the top ten but still, it's moves needs lots of work). This was also informative as well, I trained a spinark once but lets say I barely even raised it to level 10 . Well you did good on this review, so you did a fantastic job! Anyway nice profile pic.

B619ook : THANKS i love getting feedback good or bad 

As for the profile picture i really like this one because i had 3 choices the first was so dark dreadful and uninspired the second was trying way to hard and then came this picture i really like it because its simple the character shows himself to you and you determine what he is like or what it mean...its like an art museum 

oh yeah did you get any of the references you know like...cross counter...might controls everything...Deathstroke 

And lastly this is the picture that i was talking about you know the one i said was so dark and dreadful 






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I agree. Spinarak is awful. No good moves, really love stats, and it just looks weak. Great job. Keep it up!

goodboy : Shouldnt you be in a court right now...?






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