Relinquish; Alright guys its time to review one of the most Pokemon ever Zubat so lets get started-.

*Door bell rings*

Relinquish; what...? i wonder who that is.

*Opens Door*

Relinquish; DEATH THE FREAKING KID.

Death the kid; Relinquish022  your soul has become a Kishin egg and now i have come to-

Relinquish; HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP he's about to say it.

Death the kid; what....?

Relinquish; wait let me get my autograph book.

Death the kid; odd this ins't like any other Kishin i have seen but he may be using some kind of trick i need to keep my guard up.

Relinquish;okay i got my autograph book-

*points gun at  my head*

Death the kid;where is the kishin?.

Relinquish; oh the kishin aka the demon well trust me there is no kishin in this household the closest thing to a demon is most likely this zubat i was going to do a review on.

Death the kid;whats a zubat?

Relinquish; oh just one of the most hated pokemon ever.

Death the kid;hmm...fine tell me about this kishin.

Relinquish; why...?

Death the kid; so i can gather data.

Relinquish well okay now i guess its time to review this thing.

Ah zubat one of the original 151 and one of the first Pokemon to be hated bye alot of the fan community but is it really as bad as people say it is well its my job to find that out so lets get started.well the first zubat you can come across will be at route 30 but beware it is very very rare infact it only has about a 5%chance of showing up so lets move on to the favorite time of my review its moveset.

Death the kid;its technique?

Relinquish: well i suppose you could call it that 

Death the kid: good now i can be prepared when i face it

Relinquish:trust me you wont have much trouble...

Now at the start zubats only move will be leech life a terrible move that does very little damage but sadly your going to have to stick with that for a while now at level 6 you get supersonic a somewhat decent move that is risky but you can make it work now at level 12 i know just deal with it you get a move that will replace leech life which is bite a very average move but hey its much better than leech life so deal with it now at level 19 you get confuse ray now this is a move you can actually use this is basically a better supersonic it has 100% hit chance so this move is effective now at level 27

Death the kid: what the....

Relinquish: what?

Death the kid: its morphing

Relinquish: oh yeah its just evolving 

Death the kid:this is bad i have to kill it now-

Relinquish:woah hold it there i need it alive so i can finish the review 

Death the kid:fine lets keep this going i can get more data from this anyway 

Now at level 27 of forget you wont even care because it finally evolves and do not delay this for any reason it does nothing but makes zubat worse you have nothing to gain from delaying it okay now we have golbat a very good Pokemon....okay maybe not the best but its better than zubat now at level 30 we get wing attack now this is going to be your main move for the whole game...i am not even freaking kidding it gets that bad  now at level 42 you get mean look not even useful and at level 55 we get haze i'm not even going to use that okay that enough data for you kid?

Relinquish:kid...?

Death the kid;look at it....

Relinquish; what wrong with it?

Death the kid:its perfectly symmetrical in every way

Relinquish; oh how wonderful well don't expect that to last long

Death the kid; why not its going to evolve any second now 

*Golbat evolves*

Death the kid;WHAT NO ITS RUINED 

Relinquish; trust me its not ruined its fixed

Alright we finally have crobat something that's actually worth our time crobat now if you got your crobat at level 55 or above you do not get anymore moves so yeah we can skip right to crobats stats now crobats main power lies in its speed its extremely fast one one of the fastest in the game actually but sadly its speed needs to have effective moves to back it up and that leads me to tms and hms and actually its pretty good yep you heard me its pretty good now the 4 moves i suggest you use are hyper beam fly steel wing and giga drain its decent but hey its all  that you got okay now for its weaknesses 

Death the kid:good i can see what makes this thing tick 

Relinquish: kid i don't think you have anything that can weaken this thing to an extreme extent but hey you can still easily take it down 

okay the thing that can damage crobat to an extreme extent will be ice rock psychic and electric luckily most of these types are not found so easily in the game as for taking this thing to the elite 4...well really this is kind of tough because this Pokemon can work with a good moveset but i dont suggest you do unless you have a very good back up plan and that leads me to my final thoughts 

Final thoughts:let me make this clear of love zubat even in my logical nature i still love this Pokemon and it gets better as the games go on bye gen 4 its a very good Pokemon but just like how pokemon evolve to get better this guy needs to go through more games before he is effective 

Final rating;2.5/5

Relinquish:well kid that's all i got so did i help you at all 

Death the kid: actually you did but your not a kishin and that creature is not either 

Relinquish:finally you get it 

Death the kid: well i guess this got mixed up and i should return to the DWMA 

Relinquish: see yeah kid i wont forget you 

Death the kid; i suppose i should thank you to well this is goodbye 

*kid vanishes*

Well i guess that's it folks as always request review and-

*kid appears again*

Death the kid:what the...i cant return 

relinquish; what are you talking about?

Death the kid;my soul is trapped in this dimension 

Relinquish: well that's not good 

Death the kid: i cant even send a distress signal to my father 

Relinquish:why not?

Death the kid:well it appears my soul is trapped in this dimension but my body is not i could figure out a way to get back but it would take weeks 

Relinquish:...well it seems like you will need some place to stay....

Death the kid...*Sigh*...could i please stay here-

Relinquish; OF COURSE YOU CAN THERE A GUEST ROOM STRAIGHT TO THE HALL THEN TAKE A RIGHT

Death the kid: thanks...?

Well guys this is going to be my new system for a while hope you enjoy it as always request review and reply.







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