This ain't the best, around! (Back to the Future Review) (NES)

07-12-13 03:59 PM

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Hey, Mcfly! Are you trying to play this game? Don't it's horrible!

Hello people of Vizzed, and that was my horrible Biff Tannen impression. Today I played back to the Future! And it sucked. Alot.

Graphics: 3/10 This game looks horrible, the only thing that looks good is Marty Mcfly's shadow. It closely mimics his movements, and that's mainly the only thing that looked good in this game. I mean, I know it's on the NES, but this is crap.

Story: N/A Okay, there's no story, so I'll make it up.

Marty Mcfly is trapped in 1955! Collect Rolex watches that are stuck at 9:30 and avoid the citizens that apparently turned homicidal to go back to the future! Also, bees hate you too.

Sound: 1/10 This game has one soundtrack and it's short and loops over and over! Yay! (sarcasm)

Addictiveness 1/10 I hate this game. I never want to look at it, touch, or even mention it ever again in my life. It's THAT bad.

Depth: Hm....Depth:
'How big the game is and how much it offers; if it's a game that takes a while to beat or has a lot of to do, rate it high' In that case it's a 10!

No, really, 1/10. This is crud. It's hard, it's bad and it smells like week old bacon left out in the sun for a week. Nothing to do. Just go and beat it. I dare ya.

Difficulty: 9/10 It's really hard. The only thing that's real dangerous is the bees, because apparently, our old friend Marty is allergic to bee stings. And forgot to pack his vaccine. And he lost the DeLorean.

Overall: 1.5/10 This game is awful. The only thing going for this game is the gameplay, and if this game was about collecting watches instead of going back to the future, my final rating for this game is... BURN IT!

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Good night America!
-alsonic

Hey, Mcfly! Are you trying to play this game? Don't it's horrible!

Hello people of Vizzed, and that was my horrible Biff Tannen impression. Today I played back to the Future! And it sucked. Alot.

Graphics: 3/10 This game looks horrible, the only thing that looks good is Marty Mcfly's shadow. It closely mimics his movements, and that's mainly the only thing that looked good in this game. I mean, I know it's on the NES, but this is crap.

Story: N/A Okay, there's no story, so I'll make it up.

Marty Mcfly is trapped in 1955! Collect Rolex watches that are stuck at 9:30 and avoid the citizens that apparently turned homicidal to go back to the future! Also, bees hate you too.

Sound: 1/10 This game has one soundtrack and it's short and loops over and over! Yay! (sarcasm)

Addictiveness 1/10 I hate this game. I never want to look at it, touch, or even mention it ever again in my life. It's THAT bad.

Depth: Hm....Depth:
'How big the game is and how much it offers; if it's a game that takes a while to beat or has a lot of to do, rate it high' In that case it's a 10!

No, really, 1/10. This is crud. It's hard, it's bad and it smells like week old bacon left out in the sun for a week. Nothing to do. Just go and beat it. I dare ya.

Difficulty: 9/10 It's really hard. The only thing that's real dangerous is the bees, because apparently, our old friend Marty is allergic to bee stings. And forgot to pack his vaccine. And he lost the DeLorean.

Overall: 1.5/10 This game is awful. The only thing going for this game is the gameplay, and if this game was about collecting watches instead of going back to the future, my final rating for this game is... BURN IT!

1024 × 768 - bttfhillvalley.co.uk

Good night America!
-alsonic

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07-12-13 11:29 PM

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Yeah, this game was an ATTEMPT to make Back to the Future playable in the NES, but we know from experience that Movies + NES = bad business. It shouldn't have been made, honestly.

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07-12-13 11:31 PM

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No one is loving Back to the Future on NES. So, yeah.
Great review, by the way.

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07-14-13 04:06 AM

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This review was a bit helpful so i'm saying that you did good on proving why this game is bad so i'm saying this is a good review for a bad game , Really good review and well thanks for sharing on how you feel about this so call poor attempt on a video game.