I'll write you a poem for Viz on any subject, given that it is an appropriate subject (aka no sex, drugs, alcohol, nothing immoral, etc.).  Make me an offer and state how many lines you want, or my default price is 10 viz/word.  Poetry is own property, but feel free to share with your friends!  Here's a sampling of my poetry:

A funny poem:

Oh that I had a reclining chair
So that I could relax
During that stressful time each year
When I pay my income tax!

And an ode:

O D-pad, thou that pullest me four ways,
When the rest of the controller is added unto thee
Thou pullest me even more ways.

Thanks, zeros.  I really appreciate that.  I'm hoping that this thread will push me to write better poetry.

Barathemos : Is that the same green blob that appears on Geogree's profile?  I also need a little bit of info about the green blob, like its name, if you have it.  Thanks!

supernerd117 : Yes it is Geeogree's profile pic. Its name, is green slime, it is the weakest enemy in the game.

Barathemos :  ok, I found an enemy from Breath of Fire III that looks like that.  It's called Goo Titan.  I'll give it a shot.


The Warrior's Taunt of the Goo Titan

O slime ball of green,
You try to act mean,
But you look ever so cute, by the way.
You pop off your eyes
In an attempt to surprise
Me as I fight you today.

But you cannot win
As I can defend
And attack you from every side.
Your green self will fall
And splatter the wall
And I'll pick up the loot that I find.

So you are called Titan
But you'll go down fightin'
Against swords and spells and spears
You make wonderful jelly
And you'll fill my belly
After I for you shed a few tears.

But that is not all
I'll go to the mall
With the Zenny from your defeat,
And there I'll buy limes
For nickels and dimes
And rub them all over my feet.

I'll then go again
To take down your friends
And wipe them all over the place
After all I've been through
That's the last thing I'd do
Before I go stuff my face.

That comes out to 135X5 Viz, or 675 Viz.  It was fun, thanks!