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07-05-13 02:12 PM
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You have Cat to be Kitten me! No one has used this one yet?

I don't believe that Liger because he's usually half-lion to me.


You have Cat to be Kitten me! No one has used this one yet?

I don't believe that Liger because he's usually half-lion to me.


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Dean2k13 : The bottom one is an ode to a grape that includes a pun by use of "graper" instead of paper.  The whole thing at the top and the bottom can mean anything you want it to.  I thought of it as I was thinking of all things, "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape".  The whole poem actually came from that (indirectly).
Dean2k13 : The bottom one is an ode to a grape that includes a pun by use of "graper" instead of paper.  The whole thing at the top and the bottom can mean anything you want it to.  I thought of it as I was thinking of all things, "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape".  The whole poem actually came from that (indirectly).
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 There was an airplane.It started falling so the guys decided to throw stuff.They wanted to throw a fat guy.But they said that he is a human like us like him.Then they said let's throw the cars that are 4x4 but....No,They cost a lot of money some one said let's throw the refrigator! * the guys threw it* After they threw it.A guy was walking in the dessert how he died?The refrigator fell at him XD

 There was an airplane.It started falling so the guys decided to throw stuff.They wanted to throw a fat guy.But they said that he is a human like us like him.Then they said let's throw the cars that are 4x4 but....No,They cost a lot of money some one said let's throw the refrigator! * the guys threw it* After they threw it.A guy was walking in the dessert how he died?The refrigator fell at him XD
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So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".



So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".



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Banana jokes are not very appealing.
What do you call a singing computer? A dell.
Banana jokes are not very appealing.
What do you call a singing computer? A dell.
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Man, people can't read rules. I see a few repeated ones here.

The one I am about to say was said to me by one of my students in my 8th grade science class. We were on the chemistry unit at the time. At one point, she said this to me:

I don't believe in atoms. They make up everything.
Man, people can't read rules. I see a few repeated ones here.

The one I am about to say was said to me by one of my students in my 8th grade science class. We were on the chemistry unit at the time. At one point, she said this to me:

I don't believe in atoms. They make up everything.
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Dean2k13 : This sounds fun! I think I'll try this out!

For this first one, you'll need to know biology

1: How do you tell an enzyme's gender? You pull down its' GENES. (Pronounced like the pants)

2: How do spiders get online? They surf the web

3: SCROOGE you, these Christmas puns are terrible (Watch 'A Christmas Carol' to actually understand this one)
Dean2k13 : This sounds fun! I think I'll try this out!

For this first one, you'll need to know biology

1: How do you tell an enzyme's gender? You pull down its' GENES. (Pronounced like the pants)

2: How do spiders get online? They surf the web

3: SCROOGE you, these Christmas puns are terrible (Watch 'A Christmas Carol' to actually understand this one)
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.



I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.



I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Hey here's a really "bad" one
What do you call a midget with ESP who's just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Hey here's a really "bad" one
What do you call a midget with ESP who's just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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yomismo : You need to read the rules. You can't use ones that have already been used. All 3 of yours were already used. Not only that, some of them have been used by more than one user....
yomismo : You need to read the rules. You can't use ones that have already been used. All 3 of yours were already used. Not only that, some of them have been used by more than one user....
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1. It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it

2. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy

3. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
1. It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it

2. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy

3. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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UPDATE*** Winner will be announced tomorrow. - was on holiday and couldn't access Vizzed earlier in the month.
UPDATE*************
Winners: Linkmaster99 & funnyfurret 
I will send you both Viz. I couldn't choose one. You were both great! Ill raise the prize to 15000 and give you both 7500 each.
Thank you everyone for competing
UPDATE*** Winner will be announced tomorrow. - was on holiday and couldn't access Vizzed earlier in the month.
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Winners: Linkmaster99 & funnyfurret 
I will send you both Viz. I couldn't choose one. You were both great! Ill raise the prize to 15000 and give you both 7500 each.
Thank you everyone for competing
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08-19-13 02:33 AM
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Haha, wow. That was unexpected. I'm sure everyone would deserve to win, I liked all of the puns posted here.
Haha, wow. That was unexpected. I'm sure everyone would deserve to win, I liked all of the puns posted here.
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