Can the second one be Karl Marx?

I'm not sure who that is but he's not in the bible so probably not.

Enough with Karl Marx, he is an evil evil man..

David, Mr Marx is the guy behind marxism.. which is pretty much communism..

Yeah than he'll definitely not be coming back

Which is Elijah and Enock, am I correct?

And I think they are the 2 who are suppose to come back in the end days. Revelations talks about 2 prophets who will descend from heaven and we know for sure 1 of them is Elijah.






yep you are right you can have 1 Viz lol

What if someone found the need to transfer their... "religion"'s book into a 32 bit format flip book stuff, then wrote a h"is"tory for their "religion", (th"is" has probably been asked before) then made their pwn thread for their "religion" and sent you pm's on... "Thursday"?(Would it make a difference if this book was called The Caractacus?)

Would you "give" them 340 viz? What would you say... "is" viz?

Okay, I'll stop putting "things" in quotes. Last o"n"e. No that "was", no that"." don"e"-Damnit. My "fing"er seems to "find" the button. I'm "sorry".';';[].;''[/''..;[';/][';]/[]';/'[];'/[/]/';'/;/']][''''''''''''''''''

There, I tore it off.

It sounds like youre giving a biased reward for believing in Jesus here... I wasnt really going anywhere with that... nope. Sounds like Christianity to me. You know what I mean? The whole (these-%-are quotes now) %Hell is scary and bad and if you dont want to go there and listen to a repeated recording of Bonos speeches for all of eternity you will believe in Jesus.% Wait... that analogy makes no sense except in my head and if you want to understand... get in line. Im selling tickets for a tour. Thats right, theres enough space to give tours. Saying that makes it sound like Im dumb but... Im the one whos making money from charging people to tour my brain.

Originally posted by John

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It seems like everything offends someone

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That statement offends me. If you continue to speak I will be forced to think of offensive thoughts that will hurt you telepathically. Wait, its all so clear now. Youre here to convince me to hurt you becuase youre a... a... Pain Junky!!! You want me to think these thoughts that could potentially hurt you because you like it... and I... do t-- No! its these sorts of disgusting fetishes that are offensive, so by being offensive you are condoning Munchausen Syndrome, and as we all know these people love legal painkillers like those found while taking a ride in an ambulance. One time I rode in an ambulance and there was this guy and he was like, %No, Im gonna puke!% Then he totally did... into his own puke-- wait... that was my puke. Oh no, thats terrible... There was blood too, oh gross, Im remembering all of it. Ewwww, the smell. Anyways, I then proceeded to ask this man where he lived. He said, %Taint non o ur bit ness!% Since I had no Idea what he was saying as he continued to ramble on (in what I can only guess was Jamaican) I stole his wallet and drove to his house so I could kill his worthless, unborn child because I hate fetuses. I also love to put kittens in microwaves and poop on nuns.

Wow, that's deep.

holy awsomeness!
i know what im saving for next! (and not just for more viz,belive me or not xD)

lol at first i was just going "Isn't vizzed church a bit too far?" Then i saw what it was and just broke out laughing.

if i buy a bible at the item shop, all i have to do is to pm david every sunday and i'll have 300 Viz every week, correct?

technically yes....

I'm sure if you did it he would send you the Viz... I just don't know if anyone still does it...

I try to remember to do it. Free Viz! But, if you have a bible, just PM Dave on Sunday to get 300 Viz.

I really should be doing it.... but that means remembering to send the pm every week... and sometimes it's just too much effort....

I really think David should just set it to give 300 Viz every sunday if you own one.... that'd be better

OH, DH pm'd me about this....

since David is not here if anyone wants to PM me for the 300 Viz for the bible instead feel free.... I would handle it until David says he is officially back.

I will also let people get it for a little while into monday because many of you won't realize it's possible to get with David gone.

Roger willco geeogree

Originally posted by retro _general

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Roger willco geeogree

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what?!?

I'm so confused. What does Roger Willco have to do with this thread?

It means understood geeogree that you took over david's position for a bit for the church.

yeah, but that was like 8 months ago....

I'm not handling this anymore.

If you have the Vizzed Bible item and want Sunday Viz just PM either (not both) Davideo7 or JigSaw on Sunday and ask.
They are the current members handling this.

is this ever going to be automated? I never remember to pm David and I'd hate to bug him about it for only 300 Viz.

But it would be nice to get the Viz if you have the bible

Yeah, and it would also be awkward just sending him random PMs every sunday for 300 Viz... maybe the Viz sent should be automated...