Here are the rules.

Type a true story, 20 words or more that you think will 1 up the person who posted before you.

There may be overlapping, so post the name of the user you are trying to 1 up.

You will likely get to a point where you cannot 1 up the person and they win.

If they win, the person who declares them the winner will summon them (username + : ) and there will be a post declaring them the winner, and then the game will start again with a new story.

The stories can be funny, stupid, bad, dangerous etc.

Keep it appropriate, nothing that may make somebody feel uncomfortable.

Try not to sandwich post please.

I'll start.




I was in gym class in high school and we were playing basketball. Somebody bounced the ball in front of me and I reached for it and I got pantsed but my boxers went down to. I pulled them up quickly, but the damage was done.

bobq : once i bashed my eye on the side of a pull-out table, my eye got cut, i wasnt allowed to open it for the rest of the day, and my eyesight probrably went lower after that day.

GAMEGEEK101 : I once was walking in the hallway at school then my leg bumped into someone else and I fell over. My face hit the ground and shattered my two front teeth. I had to go to the dentist and get them replaced with fake teeth, which was excruciatingly painful. Later the same day, my ear started to hurt and it has had reduced hearing since. I think that might have surpassed yours, but its up to BAHB

metroidhunter72 : yours did beat mine, my injury healed after a few hours

once when i ws five i was in school and i went to get some water so i jumped onto the stool that helped all of the kids reach it and i accidentally tipped it over and my chin split open. so i had to go to the school nurse and they had to sand me to a real hospital. they had to stich up my chin before it got worse, and it HURT BADLY. they told me not to cry while they stuck a needle through my chin until they made 5 stiches (which was impossible for 5 year olds). one upside though, my brothers thought i got part of a beard.

GAMEGEEK101 : Sounds painful. I once was running around in my house's basement with my cousin. I stepped on a lego and fell (we all know how much that sucks) and I tried to break my fall with my hand. My hand just happened to land on the 600 degree woodstove, and I started to scream. I went to the hospital, and the next day I had a blister on my palm the size of a pinecone.

metroidhunter72 : not sure how to beat that, plus im not sure wich is worse: second or third degree burn or split open chin hmmmmmm... also last post i did was my 101st comment today

Guys, try not to sandwich post please.

This didn't happen to me but my sister was running late and her friend was coming to get her and she wasn't nearly ready yet so she was running around trying to get ready quickly. She ran down the stairs and stumbled and hit her head. She got a concussion. She was fine a couple weeks later though.

GAMEGEEK101 :

bobq :


One time, I went camping for a week around the Summer time and I didn't use sunscreen for some reason. At the end of the week, I was completely sunburned and had to use gel on a lot of burnt places. Not sure if it was as bad as other stories here. Oh well.

Guitarguy472 : One time I fell asleep on the beach without my shirt on and I was so burnt when I woke up I could not move my arms for two days without screaming in pain. 

thudricdholee : When I was 2 I was jumping on the bed and slamed my forehead on the bedrame cracking my skull and blood gushing out like a river, there was blood in my hair,mouth,clothes,body and my mother held me until I went to the hospital and I only remeber it because I was told what happened sice I lost a little memory, now the scar on my forehead is only noticable when I have a hair and is normally passed off as a mistake that barber made during the haircut,I love that scar.

servbot128 : as a toddler, my brother, at my grandma's lake, got hurt real bad. My grandma's pontune's motor was running (whiich my uncle didn't know). me, my bro, and my cousins were in a paddle boat. it somehow tipped over, and we all fell out. everybody got back on shore except for my brother. I don't know what happened in between, but his butt eventually got stabbed by the moving boat motor. it pulled him underwater and swirled him around, while it was digging into his behind. my uncle finally put the motor on "stop" and my dad pulled my brother out. if the cut had been any deeper, my brother would have hit an artery and died of blood loss. and remember, this wasn't some dinky rowboat motor controlled by your hand, this was a full gas powered motor.

Popeye116 : Sadly he remembers it.

servbot128 : he still has a scar

Popeye116 : Every scar is a story and my mother is a library

Popeye116 :

You win. I can't one up that.


Ok new game.




I was walking home from school with some friends. It was the beginning of rush hour and on a very busy 4 way intersection. There was a rain snow mix that day so the roads were slushy. We were crossing that intersection and I stepped on some slush and I bailed really hard on my back. Every one of my friends were laughing at me. I swear every person in their cars saw me fall and were laughing at me to. My back was drenched and sore.

popeye116 i smacked my ew

bobq : sweet! I win for now .