One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati decided
to take Majora
to the crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is destroyed
by the evil
in Hyrule. Medli
and Makar wake
Link and tell him
the Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information.
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splaed Link...
Onto a platter...
Full of Re-Deads,
Link began to

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information 
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to 
sing a song... 

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
 To teleport him...

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him...To the woman's bathroom.

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him...
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...

One day Link drank some milk to replenish hearts with the bombchu in the desert in the evening. Then he went to defeat Ganondorf and the Gerudo. It caused time-split which is confusing because Vaati can't get the Lightforce. Meanwhile in Termina Zelda got captured by evil dodongos that drank milk. Link shows up in his room and sleeps while Zelda plots escape. But then Vaati decidedto take Majora to the crazy skull kid who was wearing a bunny hood with skulls on Skull kids nose and what was once a dream was a reality that now is destroyed by the evil in Hyrule. Medli and Makar wake Link and tell him the Mask of Truth has given him all the information about eating oranges.Link grabs his orange peeler and peels some oranges... so he could...

One day Link drank some milk to replenish hearts with the bombchu in the desert in the evening. Then he went to defeat Ganondorf and the Gerudo. It caused time-split which is confusing because Vaati can't get the Lightforce. Meanwhile in Termina Zelda got captured by evil dodongos that drank milk. Link shows up in his room and sleeps while Zelda plots escape. But then Vaati decidedto take Majora to the crazy skull kid who was wearing a bunny hood with skulls on Skull kids nose and what was once a dream was a reality that now is destroyed by the evil in Hyrule. Medli and Makar wake Link and tell him the Mask of Truth has given him all the information about eating oranges.Link grabs his orange peeler and peels some oranges so he could...squirt the juice...

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
Began to go...
to his tip-toes...

(I skipped the last couple because they missed half the story. Also, that doesn't make a lot of sense there, iNoob, but whatever)

One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
Began to go...
to his tip-toes...
Because he wanted...

(O snapple I relised on my older post I double Ctrl V'd @ thudricdholee ) :L

One day Link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and
hid in the
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever
Began to go
to his tip-toes
Because he wanted...

To eat the...

One day Link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and
hid in the
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever
Began to go
to his tip-toes
Because he wanted...
To eat the...
Princess Peach cake.

I don't like Legend of Zelda, But I'm happy to play!

One day Link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and
hid in the
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever
Began to go
to his tip-toes
Because he wanted...
To eat the...
Princess Peach cake.
But he couldn't...

Don't You just love Sandwiches :3

One day Link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and
hid in the
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever
Began to go
to his tip-toes
Because he wanted...
To eat the...
Princess Peach cake.
But he couldn't...
Reach the knife...

One day Link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and
hid in the
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever
Began to go
to his tip-toes
Because he wanted...
To eat the...
Princess Peach cake.
But he couldn't...
Reach the knife...
Because BEN took

One day Link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and...
hid in the...
basket of towels
To Surprise his
bestest friend ever...
One day link
drank some milk
to replenish hearts
with the bombchu
in the desert
in the evening.
Then he went
to defeat Ganondorf
and the Gerudo.
It caused time-split
which is confusing
because Vaati can't
get the Lightforce.
Meanwhile in Termina
Zelda got captured
by evil dodongos
that drank milk.
Link shows up
in his room
and sleeps while
Zelda plots escape.
But then Vaati
decided to take
Majora to the
crazy skull kid
who was wearing
a bunny hood
with skulls on
Skull kids nose
and what was
once a dream
was a reality
that now is
destroyed by the
evil in Hyrule.
Medli and Makar
wake Link and
tell him the
Mask of Truth
has given him
all the information
about eating oranges.
Link grabs his
orange peeler and
peels some oranges
so he could
make asian salad
with some Kokiri.
Just then Demise
got very hungry
and splayed Link
onto a platter
full of Re-Deads.
Link began to
sing a song
To teleport him
To the woman's bathroom.
Link giggled and
hid in the
basket of towels
To Surprise his
best-est friend ever
Began to go
to his tip-toes
Because he wanted...
To eat the...
Princess Peach cake.
But he couldn't...
Reach the knife...
Because BEN took
a bath when...