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10-07-12 09:21 PM
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I can't tell you how many dud fortune cookies I've had.  Just to clarify, this is NOT a thread for you to make up your own. It's one in which we can discuss ones you've really had.

I remember getting one that said "Saturday is a good day".  I was like,"Oh, thank you so much!"  LOL
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Okay I have one that is kind of funny. I had bought a lotto scratch off one day and I had won 20 dollars. A couple of hours later I had bought some Chinese food for dinner and I openned up my fortune cookie and I couldn't remember what it said, but I know that it had something to do with money and I couldn't stop laughing.
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I like to read the messages only to get a good laugh... But they do taste good.
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The last fortune cookie I had said I'd be travelling in the future. I was thinking "oh hey, yeah I have a conference in LA in two weeks". Then I found out that... nope!  My trip got cancelled!

Stupid fortune cookie!  LOL
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The funniest to me are the ones that aren't even TRYING to be Chinese wisdom anymore. I've gotten a few that are just Western proverbs or common sayings... like "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" (no, that's not actually what any of them said... that's just the general idea of what KIND of saying I'm talking about... I don't remember any of the phrases off-hand now)
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I opened a fortune cookie and I can not remember what exactly it said but it basicly said bad things will happen to you. For a while there I thought the chinese resturant I orderd from had it out for me but I was just parinoid.
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"Enjoy your meal" I did enjoy it, thank you cookie.
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The last two fortune cookies ive gotten had no fortunes in them, mannnn.... that's the best part of the cookie.
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Man I wish I could remember some of the fortunes I taped on my bathroom mirror. (Old practice. Bonus = great place to hide phone numbers. On the back.) (For those who are wondering why? I had a six year old niece running around the house who had no problem getting into the organizer and dialling the numbers just to say "hi".)
Anyway. The Lucky numbers only matched twice in the decades I have had Asian food with the Fortune cookie after ward.
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I got a blank one last time...
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A fortune cookie I had plenty of them but I had one that said you will become famous one day it might actually come true
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servbot128 :  If you really got a fortune like that....!

I would have laughed my head off and framed it.  I mean, considering that these are usually given AFTER meals?  That's just insanely funny to me.  If you're being honest, I wonder who thought of throwing that one in there.
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Singelli : I am and I eat the cookie before I eat the meal.
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I've had two really funny ones that I remember. One said that the road to riches is filled with homework or something. And the other one said "made in the USA". That one made me laugh.
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servbot128 : *blinks* You do?!  That is so odd.  LOL
I guess then, that yours was indeed appropriate.  haha!  Did you get them at a restaurant?  It's not often I see restaurants giving the cookies out at the beginning of the meal.
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Unfortunately, I can't remember what the fortunes were, but I once got three fortunes inside a single cookie.

Seriously, there were three slips of paper in there, all with different text. It was pretty weird! 

Man, I haven't had a fortune cookie in ages...
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My friend and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant, I got something telling me about my promising future, and my friend was told that he should shut up once in a while. I laughed so hard I almost died.
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This one was funny but it still made sense:
Confucius say "If you think we're going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you are crazy."
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