This is a continuation of this thread
https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=2782



I'll start off one that I recently came up with:

1. If you're first reaction to obtaining pills in a bottle is spinning it until you find the 'Download Now' button, you might be a nerd



And some I came up with last time (just to get things started):

2. If walking up or down a few steps is a work out, you might be a nerd

2. If the letters on your keyboard are wearing away, you might be a nerd

3. If your computer costs more than your car, you might be a nerd (guilty)

4. If you frequently have to clean the food off your keyboard, you might be a nerd

5. If you know your IP address, you might be a nerd.

6. If you have a toy sitting on your desk right now, you might be a nerd. (guilty x 3)

7. If you use Google to find more nerd jokes, you're definitely a nerd.

8. If you use Firefox, you're an extreme nerd

And a few more I just came up with now

9. If you've never met your Girlfriend/Wife, you are a nerd.

10. 1f J00 k4n Under574ND wh@ 1'm 54Y1N9, 7H4N j00'Re 4 NeRD!!!!11one
(and if you commonly speak that way, you're an even bigger nerd)

11. If you noticed that I listed 2 jokes as #2, you might be a nerd

12. If any of these jokes in this thread offend you, than you definitely are a nerd


NOTE: If you're posting jokes that you didn't come up with yourself, please specify that, don't take credit for other jokes, the point of this thread is to come up with your own but if you're not creative enough to do so, than atleast don't claim jokes that aren't yours.

1. If you are 20+ years old and still into Pokemon god have mercy on your nerdy soul.

2. If you into anime, grow up nerd.

3. If Mario is your idol your opinion might just be total crap, nerd lol.

4. If your favorite game is Final Fantasy, your a nerd who loves to day dream about long swords while using them to your advantage.

5. If you like WoW you might very well be at the top of the nerd chain when it comes to defining a nerd.

6. If you need a strategy guide to beat tetris your a nerd.

1. If you jerk off to anime porn, you're a creepy little nerd

2. If you're an opinionated liberal, you're an annoying nerd

3. If you own your own forum, you're a definite nerd

4. If you listen to video game music and it gives you goose bumps, you're just a nerd

5. If you try hard to be different only to be just like every other "different" person, than you're a pathetic nerd

6. If you play D&D, than every joke in this entire thread probably applies to you

so you think that because someone has a different opinion from you then they're a nerd? that's a bit childish


1. If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie, you=nerd

2. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner, you are a depressing nerd

3. If you window shop at Radio Shack, you are a little nerdy

4. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life, you are a nerd who needs help

Originally posted by Davideo7

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1. If you're first reaction to obtaining pills in a bottle is spinning it until you find the 'Download Now' button, you might be a nerd - no check

2. If walking up or down a few steps is a work out, you might be a nerd - check

2. If the letters on your keyboard are wearing away, you might be a nerd - no check (that's because this kyboard is awesome though)

3. If your computer costs more than your car, you might be a nerd (guilty) - semi-check (no car)

4. If you frequently have to clean the food off your keyboard, you might be a nerd - semi-check

5. If you know your IP address, you might be a nerd. - semi-check (no-ip domain)

6. If you have a toy sitting on your desk right now, you might be a nerd. (guilty x 3) - check (shelf though)

7. If you use Google to find more nerd jokes, you're definitely a nerd. - no check

8. If you use Firefox, you're an extreme nerd - check

And a few more I just came up with now

9. If you've never met your Girlfriend/Wife, you are a nerd. - no check

10. 1f J00 k4n Under574ND wh@ 1'm 54Y1N9, 7H4N j00'Re 4 NeRD!!!!11one - (|-|3(|<
(and if you commonly speak that way, you're an even bigger nerd)

11. If you noticed that I listed 2 jokes as #2, you might be a nerd - no check

12. If any of these jokes in this thread offend you, than you definitely are a nerd - no check

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Originally posted by JigSaw

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1. If you are 20+ years old and still into Pokemon god have mercy on your nerdy soul. - no check

2. If you into anime, grow up nerd. - very check

3. If Mario is your idol your opinion might just be total crap, nerd lol. - no check

4. If your favorite game is Final Fantasy, your a nerd who loves to day dream about long swords while using them to your advantage. - semi check (I like final fantasy, not final though)

5. If you like WoW you might very well be at the top of the nerd chain when it comes to defining a nerd. - very no check

6. If you need a strategy guide to beat tetris your a nerd. - very no check

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Originally posted by Lieutenant Vicktz

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1. If you jerk off to anime porn, you're a creepy little nerd - CHECK CHECK CHECK

2. If you're an opinionated liberal, you're an annoying nerd - no check

3. If you own your own forum, you're a definite nerd - was checked, not any more though

4. If you listen to video game music and it gives you goose bumps, you're just a nerd - very very check

5. If you try hard to be different only to be just like every other "different" person, than you're a pathetic nerd - I'm different, but not for that reason. no check

6. If you play D&D, than every joke in this entire thread probably applies to you - I enjoy role playing but no check

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Originally posted by ziggy

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1. If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie, you=nerd - I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK, I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY.

2. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner, you are a depressing nerd - no check (no spouse : <)

3. If you window shop at Radio Shack, you are a little nerdy - no check (EBgames though)

4. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life, you are a nerd who needs help - very check

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I feel nerdy...

1. If you download 260+ gigs of japanese music then you're most probably a nerd.

2. If you obsess over making a computer program taking 1MB less in RAM then you are most probably a nerd.

3. If you understood the last statement then you are most probably a nerd.

4. If your favorite past time is configuring/optimizing your programs then you're most proabably a nerd.

Check on all mine too.

I'll follow the trend.

Originally posted by Dragon master

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Originally posted by Davideo7

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1. If you're first reaction to obtaining pills in a bottle is spinning it until you find the 'Download Now' button, you might be a nerd - It was only once. I swear.

2. If walking up or down a few steps is a work out, you might be a nerd - No

2. If the letters on your keyboard are wearing away, you might be a nerd - As DM said, this keyboard is awesome, so no.

3. If your computer costs more than your car, you might be a nerd (guilty) - Definitely not. I shop smart. I also don't have a car.

4. If you frequently have to clean the food off your keyboard, you might be a nerd - Yes.

5. If you know your IP address, you might be a nerd. - Yep. All 3.

6. If you have a toy sitting on your desk right now, you might be a nerd. Yep.

7. If you use Google to find more nerd jokes, you're definitely a nerd. - Nuh-uh.

8. If you use Firefox, you're an extreme nerd - Semi-Check (Only use it for the DownloadHelper Addon)

And a few more I just came up with now

9. If you've never met your Girlfriend/Wife, you are a nerd. - Nope.

10. 1f J00 k4n Under574ND wh@ 1'm 54Y1N9, 7H4N j00'Re 4 NeRD!!!!11one - 1 I)1I), ull47ull@73l3y.
(and if you commonly speak that way, you're an even bigger nerd) Nope.

11. If you noticed that I listed 2 jokes as #2, you might be a nerd - No. XD

12. If any of these jokes in this thread offend you, than you definitely are a nerd - No?

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Originally posted by JigSaw

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1. If you are 20+ years old and still into Pokemon god have mercy on your nerdy soul. - Not 20 yet. But probably will.

2. If you into anime, grow up nerd. - Yes. And this is not an age thing either. ;P

3. If Mario is your idol your opinion might just be total crap, nerd lol. - Mario? Hells to the no.

4. If your favorite game is Final Fantasy, your a nerd who loves to day dream about long swords while using them to your advantage. - Don't like FF :/

5. If you like WoW you might very well be at the top of the nerd chain when it comes to defining a nerd. - Top of the chain is D&D, dude. And I do.

6. If you need a strategy guide to beat tetris your a nerd. - Lmfao?

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Originally posted by Lieutenant Vicktz

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1. If you jerk off to anime porn, you're a creepy little nerd - I won't answer this one.

2. If you're an opinionated liberal, you're an annoying nerd - Lolwut?

3. If you own your own forum, you're a definite nerd - Yes. Very minor though.

4. If you listen to video game music and it gives you goose bumps, you're just a nerd - Goose Bumps? Why? I do listen to it though.

5. If you try hard to be different only to be just like every other "different" person, than you're a pathetic nerd - As DM said, Different, but no.

6. If you play D&D, than every joke in this entire thread probably applies to you - I enjoyed D&D when I played it.

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Originally posted by ziggy

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1. If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie, you=nerd - LIFE WILL BE FINE IF WE BOTH SIXTY NINE, IF WE SIT ON OUR FACES IN ALL SORTS OF PLACES, AND PLAY UNTIL WERE BLOWN AWAAAAY

2. If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner, you are a depressing nerd - Nope. That will be hilarious though.

3. If you window shop at Radio Shack, you are a little nerdy - Nope.

4. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life, you are a nerd who needs help - About even, actually.

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I feel nerdy...

1. If you download 260+ gigs of japanese music then you're most probably a nerd. - Less than 100 MB actually. :/

2. If you obsess over making a computer program taking 1MB less in RAM then you are most probably a nerd. - No?

3. If you understood the last statement then you are most probably a nerd. - Yep.

4. If your favorite past time is configuring/optimizing your programs then you're most proabably a nerd. - I like to do it, but I find it annoying.

Check on all mine too.

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Heres some I made up:

1. If you know the difference between Bits and Bytes, you're a bit of a nerd.

2. If you can tell me what the following stand for, you are a nerd. : FPS, MMORPG, RPG, RTS, WoW, SC, WC.

3. If you spend more time modding a game/fixing/editing than actually play it, you are a nerd.

4. If, when writing an essay, you sometimes stare at a word on the page waiting for a little red line to appear under it telling you it's spelled wrong, then you are a Nerd.

5. If you know what Telnet is, you are either old or a Nerd.

6. If you have more than 5 Electrical gadgets that you carry around with you, you are a nerd.

7. If you use Linux, you are a nerd.

8. If you know the Rubix Cube algorythms by heart, you are a Nerd.

9. If you spend more on customizing/fixing/upgrading your computer than on your bills, you are a nerd.

10. If you spent time thinking up 10 "You are a nerd" statments just for the hell of it, you are a nerd.

Only some apply to me. ;P

1. If you have ever updated your computers system more that 6 times in one day you might be a nerd.

2. If you know pi to more than the 15th digit by memory you might be a nerd (example: 3.1415926535897932384626)

3. If you have ever danced to a song out of a pokemon game you might be a nerd.