I hacked David's Account to get the muffin.i ate the muffin.3 bites then i felt tired ( i know this is fast ) After that i went to kill ditto and mewtwo.then zero came and smashed the car with his saber.so the evil guy died.Blood fell on sand.the sand melted.and my secret base was caught.then i re-freshed the muffin.and made it look new.i kept eating and re-freshing like 5 time.I used The Heat Seeking Rocket Lancher To Smash The train.Then i jumped at the window of it and the train was flying.

I drill down to the earths core, only to find a muffin. I take it but on the journey back to the surface The drill breaks on the car thing I am driving. There is an exit for me but it requirs both hands so I dropped the muffin down a hole.

I go down that hole and get the muffin, but I can't get out. A bird flies down and flies away with the muffin.

I fall down the hole, climb up with the muffin in hand, and I take it to Mt. Everest.

I fly over and I grab you, take the muffin from you, and I put in in a black box and crash my plane with me skydiving behind it.

I shapeshift into a dragon, slap you with my tail, grab the muffin and eat you alive. I then fly away licking my lips with muffin in hand still in the box.

Goku490 : I drastically shift the earth which knocks you into space. You no longer have the muffin, but unfortunatly, it drifts off into space, with no way for me to go after it.

Since that would defeat the purpose of the game, it get's reversed and I still have it. I then eat you alive.

So Goku has the muffin, right? I then call upon Vegita and other Martian alien guys to back me up. And all together we attacked you and stole the muffin successfully. Then a safe fell from the sky which had another safe in it and I then hid the legendary muffin in it, of course I had to take a bite at it first right? The muffin tastes awful.

I go into the dark emptiness of space and retrieve it. I start running as hungry muffin lovers chase me. I don't watch where I am going and I trip and fall. The muffin flies into the air.

I catch it out of the air and shove it in an active bombshell, then I wrap it into an electrical net, and then I send it t  the earth's core which is extremely hot because of the liquid iron core. It is also surrounded by dangerous lava sharks and other dangerous creatures.

It is also encased in about 500 chests all of which I have thrown the keys away from, in the burning lava. So good luck! I can't wait to see what you come up for this one. Probably going to be epic XD. 

Razor-987 :

Get ready for this. I have a vast imagination.

I conquer the creatures by fighting and negotiation techniques and make me their king. They become my complete and loyal subjects, doing as I say. They use their dangerous powers and break the chests, retrieving the muffin. I then bid farewell, and run away with the muffin. As I take a bite, I accidentally bite my tongue, and yell as loud as ever, causing the muffin to fly to a Canadian businessman's office... into his toilet. He then eats bad sushi and has explosive diarrhea.

I use a 99.9% bacteria spray to get rid of the diarrhea and then I throw then muffin in a person with extreme OCD to get rid of the last 0.1%. After the guy tells me to get off this planet because I was too dirty to live, so I did. I took the muffin to the moon and got a goose to sit on it. And you know what gooses are like with their children.

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Magma_Cube : I know this is crazy house, but just try to not boost your word count like that. It upsets people.

Magma_Cube : Never do that dude, that is just spam, I will just continue from where you left off. Or I will just go on from that.


Thankfully I implanted a magnet in the real muffin and I magnetized it to me and know I have it in my possession. 
I then fling it back into the Canadian man's business toilet and unfortunately he just had broccoli and chili for lunch XD



I like how the next user used 99.99999% bacterial spray to get it back after that, I give you credit goodboy, that was hilarious. You indeed have a broad imagination. 

Razor-987 : I get a HI-SPEED shoes and go under you,then i steal the spray and hide it in a place you can never find.in 0.05 second you also lose your muffin.And it is not a trapped muffin.so......I have the muffin away,with me goodboy's spray.I will send both the muffin and the spray for bid.Now you credited goodboy for nothing ,Some one bought the muffin and another one bought the spray.Now im rich.